Humorous sentences that love money

1, you laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

When money spoke up, all the truths were silent.

3. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin? Don't tell me about your social life. Sorry, I come from a valley.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and can't be less domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.

I worked hard for you for three years, and it only took him three days to squander his money on you.

7. I am an idiot when I am happy and a madman when I am sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

8. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past!

9. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

10, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

1 1. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

12, who can look up to you without money in this society? If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

13, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, and people who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

14, money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.

15, all my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.

16, I am not RMB, so I can't make everyone like it.

17, forget who said, there are people in this world who really don't love money, but no one doesn't love beauty. It is the face, not the feeling, that falls in love at first sight.

18, I'm not crazy. Yes, I work hard to make money. Can I be your equal?

19, when someone tells you that "it's not about money, it's about principle", nine times out of ten it's about money.

I never know where my money has gone. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

2 1, happiness is on thin ice, but pain goes hand in hand.

22. Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. Our relationship with poverty cannot be completed in a day or two, so let's continue to have no money with peace of mind.

23. I believe my life will not stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

24. People say that what can be solved with money is nothing, and what happens in your world is only because of lack of money.

25. A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

26. I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I have no money.

27. Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad.

28. I once naively thought that money can buy friendship and money can buy love. When I grow up, I find that I don't have that much money.

29. When I am thirsty, I will turn on the tap to drink water.

30. In the rich second generation, you didn't make money, but your father made money.

3 1, women's Excellence does not lie in appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.