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Tell funny sentences to people who are in bed on holiday.
1. Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow. 2. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days. 3. Stay up late, because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because I don't have the courage to start a new day. I don't know if I'm hungry when I eat, and I don't know if I'm hungry when I sleep backwards. It's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me. 6. It's really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing and explosiveness in getting up. 7. I have a bowl of soup and a plate of fried rice. I stay in bed one morning, a bowl of soup warms myself, a plate of fried rice satisfies myself, and I stay in bed one morning to reward myself. 8. Being in bed is the most basic respect for holidays. 9. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high. 10. I had a dream: I slept in my dream, and I dreamed when I slept. 1 1. If the earth doesn't restart, I won't get up early, and if the earth doesn't explode, I won't get out of bed. 12. Give me a bed, and I can sleep until the end of the world. 13. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over. 14. I stayed in bed, maybe I was thinking, maybe I was thinking, but all I could think of was you. 15. I lie in bed not because I am lazy, but because I think about life in bed. 16. The meaning of the alarm clock is to let me change my posture and continue to sleep. 17. For a while, sleeping is a big day. 18. There are always 360 days a year when I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week. 19. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a level. 20. I woke up a long time ago. I just lay in bed. 2 1. The winter wind is sticky and sad. Please forgive me for staying in bed. 22. My body has left the bed and my soul is still asleep. 23. The early worm is eaten by the bird. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't get up. 24. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday. 25. I like staying in bed because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad. 26. I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day. 27. I wake up handsome every day. Don't handsome people deserve to sleep in? 28. Sleeping for a long time in the morning can't afford to die at night. 29. Sleep for five minutes and do it for two hours. I don't think about it in the morning, which is not bad for me. I stay in bed.
The above is an article about bed rest during holidays. Let's talk about funny sentences. See you next time!
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