I can also talk about growing taller.

1, I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological remoulder.

May you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to the difference of things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and emotional as you are.

Don't think that I dare not hit you. You have no right to let labor touch you.

4. What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be in this world where diaosi is rampant?

5, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, one fan counts as one.

I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my homework.

7, learn to be a tough bitch, not artificial, not timid, how to live proudly.

8. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment. I said a word in my heart: Fried!

Please leave my world, don't worry! I won't keep it.

10, lift the quilt in winter, get up in the morning, do exercises, take a bath and turn off the water, which are called three desperate moments in life.

1 1. If there is a dog lying on the ground in winter and blocking you, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

12, sometimes it's so cute. I don't know how to talk so as not to fascinate you, so I won't talk to you.

13, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

14, please ask god to give me a brain that can understand mathematics and physics. I am willing to exchange the beauty of my deskmate.

15. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

16, everyone has his own destiny. What does everything have to do with others?

17, it is said that girls only have four wishes: nothing to gain, nothing to learn, no harm to love, and no obesity.

18, you left, I said I would always bless you; But I will curse you to the end.

20. The tragedy of life lies in: I dreamed a sweet dream hard for one night, but I woke up the next morning without remembering anything.

I scrapped it. Tell me about it.

1, it's hard to get famous flowers. I'll loosen the soil.

I threw you into my memory like garbage without mercy.

A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

Your sentence "I love you" offset all my troubles.

The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

6. You accompany me to jump off the building on the first floor, and I will accompany you to jump into the river in the desert.

7. I was asked how to lose weight, and I answered; Rub the tree!

8. Confucius' teacher is a drill. Where did Confucius get it without drilling?

9. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped.

10, sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

1 1, it's better to plant cactus than to plant grass without lying down.

12, I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I got on the wrong wall.

13, each of us is a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.

14, fortunately, it was not you who accompanied me to the end.

15, I propose that we play a game before dinner. Please close your eyes when it is dark! Please open your eyes at dawn, wipe, why is the person who paid the bill missing? !

16, mom's eyes are sharp, and dad's glasses are shiny!

17, the length of time to go to the toilet does not mean that this person is doing something big or small.

18, I haven't run away from home after studying under pressure for so many years. Don't you think I am strong?

19, originally wanted to play my handsome. Unexpectedly, the telephone pole met me.

20. If I die, I will burn a girl for my brother.

2 1, loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

22. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

23. Our boss is a little monster, and we are Altman. But we ran away when we met the boss, because we didn't bring the summoner.

24. An optimist is someone whose ass is burning red, but who is still in the mood to whistle.

25. The beauty of men lies in telling lies, and the beauty of women lies in inciting men to cheat.

Wake up and send you 24 words of wisdom.

Wake up and send you 24 words of wisdom.

0 1, a person who never doubts the direction and goal of life will never despair.

02. Go through hardships and move towards joy.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

True wisdom is firm ambition.

05. Once you choose the path of life, you should bravely go to the end and never look back.

06. A person's value should be judged by his contribution, not by his achievement.

Always remember that the determination to succeed is far more than anything else.

08. Optimism is an impassioned and beautiful March that always inspires you to forge ahead courageously in your career.

The most difficult time is the day when we are not far from success.

10, the key to success is to believe that you have the ability to succeed.

1 1. Life is like an anvil. The more you fight, the more sparks you can get.

12, whoever strives for self-improvement will eventually succeed.

13, try your best to succeed, but don't expect success.

14, the important thing in life is to set a great goal and the determination to achieve it.

15, only by turning the mood of complaining about the environment into a force for progress is the guarantee of success.

16, self-confidence is the first step to success, and lack of self-confidence is the main reason for failure.

17, the winner is the one who perseveres in pursuit and gets the greatest happiness from it.

18, with a firm will, it is equivalent to adding a pair of wings to your feet.

19, as long as you keep working hard and make unremitting efforts, there is nothing you can't conquer.

20, success is when the overflowing vitality suddenly burst its banks and merged into a suitable river.

2 1, heroes often eat the bread of suffering and test.

22. People who can't judge are either too extravagant in desire or not aware enough.

23. conquer yourself, not the whole world.

24. People who can't make a decision are either too eager for success or have insufficient consciousness.

Some funny sentences on the internet wake up and it gets dark.

1, a person who can't carry out his beliefs, whether he is alive or dead, can only be a tragedy.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

3. People should always live proudly for themselves.

Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.

5, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.

6. You can't hurt a woman who went to college.

7, online, don't online dating; Video is ok, not allowed to meet; Collect virtual, pay attention to the bad guys!

8. You can't hurt the girl who designed the plane.

9. There is a kind of wine that can intoxicate people a little, a kind of love that can warm people a little, a kind of person who will never forget when they meet, and a kind of heart that will miss each other forever even if they don't meet often.

10, take your hand and drag the child away. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other.

1 1. You can't hurt a girl who talks in her sleep.

12. The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but that I gave my heart to you, but you are cheating on me.

13, falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

14, for the new era, being able to endure madness is the supreme justice.

15, I am the quiet scenery in your life, but you are the whole world I spoil.

16, no matter how hurt and painful, I still want to have a dream and fall in love with someone from the bottom of my heart!

17. We need tolerance when we get along, sincerity when we love, sharing when we are happy, communication when we quarrel, companionship when we are lonely, comfort when we are sad, and calmness when we are angry.

18, a woman can't get the love of the opposite sex and the respect of the same sex. That's what women do.