Offensive sentences are humorous.

In study, work and even life, everyone is familiar with those catchy sentences, which can be divided into declarative sentences, interrogative sentences, imperative sentences and exclamatory sentences according to different tone. So what kind of sentence is a good sentence? The following sentences are humorous, I hope they can help you.

Harmful sentences with humor 1 1, I really want to go back to ancient times and see what your family evolved from.

In the era of soaring materials, only wages should be constantly changing.

After all, there is only one pair of love triangle, and I can't say anything else.

4. I will be unhappy every time I weigh myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

5. Uncle, help me sign my name in the spouse column!

6. I don't hate you, I don't like you very much, I just hate you a little.

7. You are the only one, which is a bit no three no four.

8. Make a joke with God, and he will let you know what it's like to have no car, no house and no wife.

9. There are scares everywhere in life, and you are one of them.

10, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

1 1, be warm, and let whoever is unlucky be unlucky.

12, the audience is lovely, and the audience can eat coarse grains.

13, the current view of men and women: men are mostly feminine, and women are mostly animals.

14. Introduce myself: My surname is Lu, and I am a celebrity. Is the protagonist of this story.

Bargaining is a comprehensive language ability including philosophy, negotiation, debate, diplomacy and other literature and art.

16, it's difficult for a male, such as his gender.

17, my weakness: ugliness, my advantage: better looking than you.

18, why don't you want me to read? You can't discriminate against me just because I am a hooligan.

19. Although the sparrow is small, it has all aspects. You are not young, why don't you grow up?

20. If anyone dares to touch you, I will thank his eight ancestors even if I lose everything.

2 1, brothers are begging, pay attention to begging. Are you insulting my career by giving me money?

If I had a double-faced man like you, I would have turned against you a long time ago.

23. Life is: life, living and suffering.

24. The girl I chased together in those years has been made into a movie, so the little girl I bullied together in those years can't be made into a TV series.

25. Do mosquitoes think I'm too thin, so they bite me a few big bags?

26. We will never meet again, and I will never be cheap again.

27. One day, a classmate couldn't find his pen. The teacher said: the pen is your weapon. How many times have you wanted to die on the battlefield without weapons? That classmate said, I have forgotten how many times I have died.

28. A prisoner who is about to be released from prison after serving his sentence expresses his feelings about life in this way: I am reluctant to leave my "alma mater" for so many years, and I will come back again when I have the opportunity. When the prison guard heard this, he was instantly stunned.

29. Woman: What am I to you? You are my Coca-Cola. W: Why? Man: In this way, there is another bottle.

30. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not handsome enough!

3 1, whenever you see Lao Yang's face in class, do you have any dissatisfaction with our class?

32. This damn school doesn't want money, it wants youth!

33. It is now found that the school is also a master of camouflage. You might as well try to look into the distance at night. Do you see your future?

34. The so-called school: it has blue-sky buildings, but it can't find the purity of the blue sky at all!

35. You play very well. Pretending to be pure is your way.

36. "Teacher", you are just our hypnotic tool. What are you proud of?

37. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.

38. Whenever I have dinner after school, I can always see many shadows of Liu Xiang.

I don't like black and white colors. What makes you make me stare at the blackboard!

40. I'm curious. What if mosquitoes learn to smoke one day?

4 1, the current counterfeiting technology is too high. You said you were a pig, except for being fat, which is so special!

42. Oh, my God! Your kitchen is really beautiful! This is the toilet ...

I estimate that your father and your mother have been separated for many years. Brother and sister, otherwise, how can you be an idiot?

44. When I love you, you are what you say. When I don't love you, what do you say you are?

45. Brother, are you dressed in such fancy clothes to attract bees?

46. Look at your clothes: shoes in the 1990s, pants in the 1980s, and shirts with the face of the 20s in the 1970s.

Zhou Enlai once said, "Learn for the rise of China". Look at your hair. You are studying for the rise of China!

48. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

49. Would you love me if I invited you to the toilet? To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between cow A and cow C.

50. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

5 1, people can't hang from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

If one day, you love someone as much as I love you. You will know how tired I am.

53. Self-sufficiency from beginning to end, self-contempt, self-entertainment, self-pity, self-satisfaction, self-guidance and self-destruction.

54. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

55. Women in the new century: entered the hall, left the kitchen, wrote codes, detected anomalies, killed wooden horses, climbed fences, got a good car, bought a new house, fought for mistresses and beat hooligans.

56. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

Most of the time, I am sleepy.

58. Hee hee and haha are good friends, very good friends. One day, haha died, and hee hee was very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, Haha, you are dead.

59. The clearest sentence in English listening test: Now, please ask the invigilator to take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

60. Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal.

6 1, modern women are obedient and virtuous. Three obedience, never tenderness, never thoughtfulness, never reason, four virtues, hard to say, hard to beat, hard to scold and hard to provoke.

62. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

63. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

64. After you confessed to me last time, I was ill for several days. Please stop!

65. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

2 1. It is God's creativity that makes you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

2. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

You said that you should either fool around all day or make a fuss about something. You said you would do something else.

I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people in winter.

6. Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

7. It's all my poor eyesight. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain to wear around your neck.

8. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

9. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone.

10, after so many years, I finally see the difference between you and a dog! You look a little human!

1 1. Please forgive me for trampling and insulting your friend who has suffered from mental trauma, excessive brain stimulation and extreme paranoia.

12, you are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks; Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.

13, don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture.

14, your personality problem is always your own nature.

15, you are different, showing a sexy curve and being firm in the storm. Not everyone can do it. You were punched in the chest and touched your face, and you know it, but you never complained. Honestly, sculpture, you are really beautiful!

16, look at your teeth. Are you the same ancestor as the dog?

17, be sure to take a lightning rod when you go out to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

18, you continue to show your shameless ability!

19, you are a natural inspiration!

20, stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

2 1, don't show off your shameless skills in front of Lao Tzu.

22. You didn't know that your mother gave birth to you, and you were angered by the world.

23. Either you have a bad brain or you lack a thread. Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

24. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!

25, boy, you are too crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

26, can't sleep, let's talk about some heavy topics, such as your weight, oh! This is too heavy, not good. Say something superficial, such as your IQ! By the way, it's a good thing that you gained weight before the price of meat went up, so there is a lot of room for appreciation! good night

27. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant.

28. I am not interested in a loser like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.

29. Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer. It's up to you.

30. Don't you think you have reached the world-beater and shameless state?

3 1. At first, we were almost the same, but since you were crazy, I know what the gap is ... I'm not saying that you are so stupid!

32, you little garbage are unique, at least all mankind don't want another one.

33. You look really great! Like a stick.

34. Without culture, at least talk about people. If you are not even human, you can still say human!

35. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

36. The world is bigger than what you lack.

37. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

Why do you have to put gold on your face?

39. The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

40. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

4 1, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

42. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

43. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

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