Tell me about the funny signature of scum.

Tell me about the funny signature of scum.

In life, people call scum a person who can't learn well, and their thoughts and behaviors are quite different from those of learning to bully. The following is my funny signature to scum, hoping to help everyone!

Say 1 1, I believe I have a bright future.

Do you think it's a waste of time for me to go to school instead of studying? Time is money, in fact, I am showing off my wealth! You got it?

I recorded a sentence "I am so handsome, I am so handsome" on my mobile phone and set it as an alarm clock. I feel awakened by myself every day.

At the intersection of a subway station, a beggar suddenly stood up. The bowl in front of me fell to the ground and said, I stretch out my hand to ask people for money every day, unlike college students!

Jimmy said that if you give me a fulcrum, I can skip class for one day.

6. I knelt on the floor of the canteen with a spoon and begged for meat!

7. Female A: "I always wanted to find a handsome, white-collar, rich second generation and get married. Now I am simple. " Woman b: "oh! What are you looking for now? " Woman A: "Rich!"

8. Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.

9. I heard that there is no distinction between arts and sciences in high school now. Liberal arts occupy memory, science burns chips. So should I collapse now?

10, I set the alarm clock just to wake up my roommate and let him kick me out of bed.

1 1, a match made in heaven should be like high flyers of New Oriental and Lan Xiang Technical School. She can grab his stomach and he can dig her heart!

12. Students who have answers upload the answers to the papers, and students who need answers can download them to their own papers. We call it "cloud testing".

13, the deskmate is a foodie. In the Chinese exam, antonyms are filled in, and there is an antonym of "fate". All the students fill in "death", only she fills in "cooked".

14, the senior told us: "Do you feel very afraid of the final exam and wonder what the teacher will do? I tell you, the teacher is more embarrassed, because the teacher doesn't know what you will do ... "

15, finally understand the gap between me and Xueba: she was in a bad mood and suddenly began to do her homework after two minutes at her desk. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes on my desk.

could you do me a favor? What busy? Hold my hand for me.

17, once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.

18, the three illusions of life, mobile phone vibration, someone knocking at the door, the person you like likes likes you.

19, long hair and waist is just a bucket waist.

20. Those best friends seem normal. But only I know that they are crazy.

2 1, I like snacks best, but if someone trades snacks for EXO, I will not hesitate to say, no, that's my life!

22. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

23, holding a small pot to ask heaven, when to become immortal.

24. It was a woman who touched his girlfriend's chest.

25. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.

26. You are so beautiful, but what's the use of eggs besides being my object?

27. Be enthusiastic. Summer is full of enthusiasm. "

28, the idol is about to reach the age of military service, how to adjust his mood ","Don't be afraid, he will get married in the future "!

29. As soon as there are guests at home, I want to take out my gun and kill everyone.

30. The world is in a state of chaos. Everyone does his job. Everyone should be responsible and busy for their own future. Me? I'm different. I have a responsibility to look beautiful.

3 1, you don't understand, I'm not fat, I'm allergic to life.

32. If you often bite your nails, press the first one, because the lovely sister paper is you!

33. Wukong, Tang Sanzang won't wait for you until the ninth. You must treat this master well.

I'm telling you, there's more water down there, otherwise it's really not delicious.

35. Life is long, so stay with interesting people, such as me.

36. leaning your head against the window glass will make your face thinner with the vibration of the car engine?

37. How many people go to Nima silently with a smile on their faces.

38. I hope you can go over the mountain to see the sea rolling into the sea and feed the fish without my company.

39.are you hungry? I am bread! Are you cold? I am a yurt! Are you angry? I am a sandbag! Happy birthday!

40. You are responsible for cooking and washing dishes, and I am responsible for eating nothing left.

4 1, I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't pass the crowds in the canteen.

Learn the funny signature of the slag, and talk about 2 1. Before the heirs had finished chasing, the handsome man attacked again.

2. Adolescence has passed, but acne is still there.

The lovely girl turned into a woman when she saw the ghost story!

4. Why are there fewer and fewer trees in China? Because there are too many homework papers!

5, cute girl drinks water! Goddess, drink water and giggle! Lori, drink water, purr and meow!

6. Falling in love has its own discretion and will not affect learning!

7. It's really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up.

I estimate that if you do your homework for one minute, you will reward yourself for surfing the Internet for one hour.

9. Fall in love with the heirs' children and stand with their sisters.

10. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

1 1, I hate that kind of nonsense that tells me "why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

12, girlfriend, can't get married ... I want to marry you!

13. Even if you drop out of Koga one day, I will take you to be upset.

14, my deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demacia!

15, it's not terrible to drop the net, what's terrible is to drop it one by one.

16, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't go into the water.

17, "Your lips are cracked." "I forgot to put on lip balm." "I put it in my mouth. Can I share it with you? "

18, the only thing I have in common with the rich second generation is "two".

19, scum, please don't give up treatment and study hard. You can still be saved.

20. When I was a child, I especially liked to see the Seven Fairies. Actually, I just watched the fairies fly around.

2 1, jumping off a building is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is no crooked neck tree at your door!

22. Don't scare my parents with my grades. I'm too embarrassed to let my family know.

On the evening of 23.30, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

24, a holiday is to eat ... eat at home and then go to someone else's house to eat. ...

25. Queen Gu wore Tang's hairstyle, dressed in southern Hunan clothes, and imitated Lin Xiao's voice, appearing in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

26. Sorry, your signature is so personal that the system can't display it. Please try refreshing.

27. Auntie, why do you say that women are difficult to women?

28. Girls' friendship usually begins with going to the toilet to buy things.

29. Why do people take pictures when they eat a meal nowadays? Can the flash sterilize?

30. You have to suffer to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

3 1, the achievements of schoolmasters, the love of lovers, the wealth of local tyrants, the bonuses of office workers and the lucky money of children, ordinary students like us can only bask in the sun!

32. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have the ability of bangs and waist.

33. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

34. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

Only by living in Erkang can our children live a "happy" life.

36. If the teacher is handsome! I must be a headmaster.

37. When I was a child, I wrote a composition to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I am really brave.

38. Girls hold hands and kiss, called girlfriends; Boys kiss and hold hands, and their name is gay friends.

39. No matter how thin you are, as long as you have a big round face, the first impression you give others is that you are fat.

40. tearing the answer is more painful than tearing the book.

4 1, the famous flower I love is taken, and it is terrible to love me.