Two-part allegorical saying about the blind (with a sense of humor)

Blind people turn off the lights-nonsense

Spinning for the blind.-nonsense

Blind people read around-touch.

Blind people sit in the array-blind people command

Blind people paste calligraphy and painting-upside down

The blind man put out the fire blindly.

Blind people peel garlic-nonsense.

Blind people play drums-they play for a while.

Blind people learn embroidery-blind people bluff

Blind people catch lice-catch them blindly.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence.

Blind people rush to the temple fair-blindly join in the fun

Blind people walk-can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest