A talk about the personalities of top students and bad students: The day does not understand the darkness of night, and the top students do not understand the tears of low school students.

1. During the exam, the top student is like Wifi. There are people within 10 meters who want the password.

2. Others are reviewing, but I feel like I am previewing.

3. In class, the teacher lectures at 4G speed, the student listens at wifi speed, the student master memorizes at 3G speed, the student bitch watches at 2G speed, and the student is often disconnected , I couldn’t find it or connect to it, and finally it shut down automatically!

4. I originally wanted to have a classmate with top academics, but I didn’t expect to be given a class with top academics.

5. I want stable scores, can withstand the cruelty of exams, and have a destination among the piles of top students.

6. "If I pass this exam, please don't call me a top student." "What do you call me?" "Please call me the God of Gamblers!"

7. I have a special skill, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can calculate it for half a day, and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.

8. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to see the world of bad students, but I couldn’t find my way back.

9. A scumbag is hard and tired. A scumbag cannot sleep before the exam. A scumbag can’t do anything in the exam. A scumbag is very decadent after the exam. A scumbag has to kneel down to the top student. The top learner says that he I can’t do it at all, and it turned out that I got everything right on the test!

10. The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, I order you in the name of the academic scumbag to lift the seal.

11. "Turn off the foodie mode and turn on the academic mode" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

12. The furthest distance in the world The teacher was talking about Chapter 4, the top student was reading Chapter 8, and I was still looking at the table of contents.

13. I can only do three things in school: watch top students show off their grades, watch couples show off their affection, and watch rich people show off their wealth.

14. The day does not understand the darkness of night, and the top student does not understand the tears of a lowly student.

15. The top student drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, while I feed the sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

16. I asked a top student how to get 140 in mathematics, and he said just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. That's enough! !

17. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, my speed of handing in the paper definitely stunned the top students.

18. "Why do you want to be a top student" "Because I don't want her to ask other people questions" "Why do you want to be a bad student" "Because I want to ask him questions"

19. When a bad student tells a question to a bad student, that's friendship; when a top student tells a question to a bad student, that's love; when a bad student tells a question to a top student, that's love; when a top student tells a topic to a top student, that's happiness It's exam time.

20. If I spend all my time studying eating, I will not only become a thin person, but also a top student.

21. Life is like a play. Before the scores come out, the top students will be the best actors.

22. The teacher told the top students not to get close to the bad students. The teacher told the bad students to get closer to the top students.

23. The meaning of being a scumbag: one who wears beautiful clothes, eats well, gets free answers, and is at the bottom of the list of top academics.

24. God is about to give a great responsibility to this person. He must first turn off his mobile phone, stop his data flow, steal his account, and unplug his network cable. Only then can he bid farewell to the scumbag and become a top student.

25. What top students write in one night, poor students can finish in one morning reading.

26. I remember that my sister was also a top student in kindergarten, but now she has fallen.

27. Even if the teacher talks about yarn, a top student can knit it into a sweater.

28. I would like to have a top student who will never be apart from me forever. He will take me to self-study. He will answer thousands of questions a day, review and answer questions. He will give me exam questions. He will sit next to me in the exam room and help me. Take it off

29. Forgive me for being such a scumbag student. I dressed up and attended the event. I held a pen in hand, frowned, and wrote quickly, just to help the top students finish at the bottom.

Thirty. Originally, my dream was to become a top student, but now, I just want to stop studying.

31. The feeling of having a scumbag among a bunch of top students is like a bottle of Liushen mixed with a bunch of famous brand perfumes.

Thirty-two. I think there is always a top student in my body. I have to answer questions to feed it, but recently I discovered that it is fucking starving to death.

34. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so and want to quit school. But he couldn't stop.

35. There is a kind of academic master called "other people's children".

Thirty-six. "Have you finished reading the review materials?" "I see, it's over."

Thirty-seven. In fact, I was born to be a top student, but the teacher didn't If you are not cute, you will have no motivation.

Thirty-eight. "How can I get a score of 98 points if I am a top student?" "One less multiple-choice question"

Thirty-nine. In fact, I was also a top student. I was very curious about the world of scumbag students. I went there and took a look, but I didn’t know how to come back.

40. For top academics, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school to make you end up in the same school as me.

41. No matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of a bad student.

42. The system is obviously a scumbag and has to turn on the top student mode. It not only consumes power but also causes lag.

43. “Turn on the academic master mode” “Sorry, your brain has insufficient memory”

44. Save your strength this semester, and I will tell you what is next semester. Straight A student.

45. What is a sense of security? It means that after completing the questions, a top student read out the same answer as you.

Forty-six. The top students are studying hard problems, the top students are studying homework, and the bad students are studying updates. Life is so tiring and I feel bad about it: The day does not understand the darkness of the night, the top student does not understand the tears of a lowly student

1. The day does not understand the darkness of the night, the top student does not understand the tears of a lowly student

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2. Don’t always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself.

3. Forgive me for my unruly and indulgent love of freedom in this life.

4. Judge not from appearances.

5. The most interesting part of life is that it has no script, no rehearsal, and cannot be repeated.

6. I always imagine how happy I will be the day you are really good to me.

7. Girl, let me count on my fingers, you are missing me in your life.

8. A good relationship is about two things: first, finding out the common interests of both parties, and second, respecting each other's differences.

9. There are two "secrets" to Chinese language: one is not to read Chinese language documents; the other is not to read them as documents.

10. After parting, the two hearts were hung up on each other. They thought they had been separated for three or four months, but it was five or six years before they came back...

11. How many people have lost in the face of love? Loneliness, how many people have lost to sex in the face of loneliness

12. Happiness is a precious resource that cannot be enjoyed without exploring it.

13. If you don’t speak, you don’t necessarily have no feelings. If you don’t ask, you don’t necessarily have no voice. No tears, not necessarily no tears. Not expressing doesn't necessarily mean you don't love.

14. Always hiding behind your back and paying attention to you silently, never attracting your attention

15. You really like something, but it brings you harm. time, in fact, this is God testing whether you are persistent enough.

A sentence about a top student and a bad student

1. Your place in my heart is like the story I am most reluctant to finish reading

2. Finally Understand the gap between me and the top student: She was in a bad mood and lay down on the table for two minutes before suddenly starting to do her homework. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep on the table after two minutes.

3. [My deskmate is a scumbag, but he got the questions right that even top students can’t do]

4. My heart is in a mess, and I continue to write alternative emotions; Love is truly sad, recording the vicissitudes of life; my love is beautiful and romantic, expressing the cutting edge of fashion; my hands are not working, telling the nightmare of helplessness; my dreams cannot be realized, and I am on the verge of collapse; my words have no regrets or complaints, I confided my regrets about reality; my sky was dark and cold, showing cruelty and sadness; my destiny was filled with strange and strange things that have lasted for thousands of years.

5. It is difficult to be a bad student, and even more difficult to be a top student.

6. What’s wrong with my short appearance? I didn’t ask you to marry me.

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8. Maybe it’s because it’s too dark around you, so the light and heat you bring are so valuable

9. Reach out, water color and time pour out from your fingers like quicksand, like an enchanting and beautiful bird. The decisive butterfly.

10. [I pretended that the past was not important, but found that I couldn’t do it]

11. Hello fellow students! -Hello, top student! -Thank you for your hard work, fellow students! -Be at the bottom of the list for top academics!

12. Please write and draw the most impressive and proud moment in your campus life, and share and communicate with your friends:

13. There will always be something that you want to show off to the world but are reluctant to share with anyone.

14. When love comes, he is like a graceful and beautiful butterfly, which can be so beautiful and happy. But it is also incomplete, because the life of a butterfly is very short, coming and going in a hurry. But who knows that for Butterfly, if she has a person she loves in her life, and someone who loves you, she will die without regrets. Friends, we are not butterflies, but we are luckier than butterflies, because there will be many people who love you in your life.

15. If one day my enthusiasm for learning is comparable to that of my successors, then it will only be a matter of time before I become a top student.

16. Time is like a river. The left bank is the memories that cannot be forgotten, and the right bank is the youth worth grasping. What flows quickly in the middle is the faint sadness of youth. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many that truly belong to you. Watching the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, I am not surprised by honor or disgrace. I look at the clouds rolling and relaxing in the sky. I have no intention of leaving or leaving. In this chaotic secular world, it is a state to be able to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

17. A person’s loneliness, a person’s loneliness. I am used to listening to the sad melody lazily alone, and I am used to reading the sad words silently. I always feel that the sky is so blue, so blue that it makes people feel a little melancholy; the night is so quiet, that it makes people want to cry; and life is so pale, so pale that it makes people feel a little weak.

18. My sister is determined to be a top student, but she can’t escape being a bad student!

19. When you find out that the person you hate does so many things for your own good. That feeling. .

20. People who have deleted me before, don’t add me a second time. I don’t want to look at people who have left me before. 11. Those who hate me, please continue and don’t give up. I feel so happy to be able to fill your heart.

21. If I spend my time and enthusiasm chasing you on studying, you will only be considered a scumbag.

22. Although there is only one word difference between a scumbag and a top student, their status in the class is quite different.

23. Where are you, the top student? The bad student needs you.

24. I thought time was the best remedy, but I didn’t expect that all the wounds healed were skin injuries.

25. A heart belongs to one person. What is fairness in love? Deep love hurts deeply. Falling in love with someone you shouldn't love is a sigh that will never last; falling in love with someone who doesn't love you is the beginning of tears. Promise is a blank piece of paper. 6. Love is a sad fairy tale, but it is far away with truth. It’s not painful to give up someone who loves you, just give up one

26. I wish to have a top student, and we’ll never be separated until we grow old together

27. I remember that my sister was also a top student in kindergarten. , but now it has fallen.

28. I was a top student in elementary school, a low-level student in junior high school, and a scumbag in high school.

29. I have a special skill, that is, every time When doing math problems, I can calculate for half a day and avoid the correct answer very accurately.

30. Some stories do not have to be told to everyone. Some sadness may not be understood by everyone. Some past events can be left in the bottom of my heart and not mentioned. Some past events, who can guarantee that they will not miss them, will go through hardships. , I just want to be calm, that's all.

31. I wanted to have a classmate with top academics at my desk, but I didn’t expect to be given a class of top academics.

32. Save your strength this semester first, and I will tell you what a top student is next semester.

33. The top students spent all night doing homework, while the bad students only spent one morning reading class.

34. To get a bully teach me English I would like to get a top student to teach me mathematics, physics and chemistry

35. When you are a top student, you will fall in love with the poor student; When I was a math teacher, when I was a principal, I fell in love with the cleaning aunt, when I fell in love with you.

36. I suddenly discovered that so many people have been lost around me; it turns out that some people have faded away without knowing it. relation.

37. I’m afraid that if we love you to the core, we will eventually separate.

38. I don’t like the person I like but likes the person I don’t like.

39. All we have now is happiness.

40. If you don’t study seriously, you will feel that you are a scumbag, and if you study seriously, you will feel that you are mentally retarded.

41. No matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of a bad student.

42. In fact, I don’t understand anything, because I will only guard you silently

43. Is it meaningful to have it again after losing it, so I won’t cry when I lose it? Making a fuss and shouting to have it again

44. I can only do three things in school: watch top students show off their grades, watch couples show off their affection, and watch rich people show off their wealth.

45. I am not a rich second generation, I am not a top student, I am not a handsome guy that everyone loves, but! So what! ! ! ! !

46. If you are a scumbag in school, you may not be a scumbag in society!

47. We live in a vast homework, filled with overachievers and underachievers. We are even smaller than these existences. You are dragged into the abyss by mathematics, you are dragged into the grave by English, you are trampled to pieces by Chinese, you are ridiculed by physics, satirized by chemistry, hated by history, resented by geography, and abandoned by politics.

48. Do all the bad students study hard in order to be worthy of the top student they love?

49. The top students write their homework in one night, and the bad students study hard. One morning reading and you’re done.

50. Everything in life will change, only bitches remain bitches

51. There are always many encounters and acquaintances in life. But there are not many people who can meet each other in a network of hundreds of millions of people, have many similar thoughts, many harmonious voices, and can write many feelings of knowing each other. Is it because of the promises we made in our previous lives? In exchange for the most beautiful encounter in this life.

52. If there are no scumbags, there will be no scumbag.

53. A scumbag will find many reasons for himself.

54. A man does not shed tears lightly, but he has not yet reached the depth of love.

55. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the sky should be sunny after the rain. If it's still rain after rain, if it's still sad after sadness. Please allow us to face the separation calmly. Smile and look for the impossible you!

56. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. I know that I have no ability to have so much at once, and I have no right to ask for so much. Otherwise, you will suffer yourself and the other party.

57. I envy those top academics who have such good grades even though they are in love! I envy those bad students who don’t care about their bad grades even if they are in love!

58. When I hear you crying, Suddenly I feel at a loss and don't know what to do for you. Singing, it seemed like the first time I sang for a single person. As I sang, I discovered that if the melody was removed, there was no background, and there were no other impurities, I could still hum softly to you.

59. During the exam, the poor students copy the answers of the top students. After the exam, the scumbag asked why there was one missing question. He couldn't understand the last question? The top student calmly answered the first question "No"

60. Originally, my dream was to be a top student, but now, I just want to stop studying.

61. Don’t let me see your updates without replying to my message.

62. Turn on the academic mode. Sorry, your brain has insufficient memory.

63. Have you finished reading the review materials? I see, it’s over.

64. Don’t doubt yourself and don’t change yourself. Don't care what others think, just go for what you want.

65. Key points and difficulties: talking about school

66. What should I do if top students love bad students?

67. I don’t have the wisdom of a top student, and I don’t have the beauty of a bad student. Please tell me what you like about me.

68. When destiny is over, there is no need to retain it. What is retained is endless melancholy. When fate breaks up, there is no need to be sad. After the sadness, there is just boundless loneliness. Fate is an accident in life. Only when flowers bloom can they fall, and when flowers disperse, they can gather together. No one can know the coming and going of fate, just let everything take its course.

69. Top student, top student, where are you going? Come on, get your homework and copy it.

70. Forgive me for speaking with thorns when I am in a bad mood.

71. The classroom is equipped with a 360-degree smart camera. You can hear and see everything you say and do. How can we live like scumbags?

72. Classroom On the Internet, the teacher lectures at the speed of 4G, the scholar listens at the speed of wifi, the student master memorizes at the speed of 3G, the student bitch watches at the speed of 2G, the student is often disconnected, and the student is unable to search or connect. on, and it finally shut down automatically!

73. Ahri said: It stopped because the hour hand fell in love with the second hand and never wanted to separate.

74. Looking back, I smiled and smiled.

75. The day does not understand the darkness of night, and the top student does not understand the tears of a lowly student.

76. Looking at your face, I finally know how to write 腚

77. Academic masters are actually a group of people with low IQs! Academic masters score 90 points in the test. The average score is 60 points. However, the top student spent 17 weeks and 119 days, while the poor student only spent 1 week and 7 days. Therefore, the poor student only took 5.8 hours of the academic master's time to complete the 66.7 workload of the academic master. Therefore, the learning efficiency of scumbags is 1133 times that of top academics, which shows that top academics are actually a group of people with low IQs!

78. Knowledge is the light of desire, and wisdom is the light of spirituality.

79. I can’t find a reason to leave, nor can I find a reason to stay.

80. Life is only a few decades long. Don’t leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry. Love when you should love. There is no need to suppress yourself.

81. To be a top student is to spend the time of a bad student and use a learning attitude to gain the title of top student.

82. I am a locked window in my heart that cannot be closed despite the cold wind coming and going.

The wind and frost that cannot be repaired these years look particularly desolate. When the wind comes, it stirs up the sadness of the past like a cheap carnival throughout the season. Let's start from the beginning. I heard rejection and ridicule. QQ space talk collection. In the dark night, I am just a window to the north in the cold winter ~ {These describe the sadness of several people.

83. I want a stable score that can withstand the cruelty of the exam. I want a home among the top students. I want a stable score that can be touched with both hands.

84. Commitment So beautiful, so sad to experience, so little happiness, only fantasy is the best, and in the end still sad, how much love can wait, how much love can come back, and still drift after all the sorrows.

85. If no one is with you, I hope you will be your own sun

86. It’s not that you don’t want to love, it’s that you can’t love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.

87. Marry me and I will flush your toilet with petroleum, bathe you with Pepsi-Cola, and take you to and from get off work with Boeing. Promise me?

88. It turns out that love is like a newly opened map, desperately looking for a way to the true heart

89. I hate watching the top student kissing his homework. I showed off my affection in the examination room.

90. In fact, people always like academics, hate academics, and ignore academics.

91. There are only three things I can do in school life. 1. Watch the top students show off their grades 2. Watch the couples show off their affection 3. Watch the wealthy people show off their wealth

92. The top students are all struggling, and all the bad students are watching the top students struggle!

93. I obviously have the heart of a top student, but why am I just a scumbag?

94. In my opinion, the most beautiful campus love is when the top student and the bad student get together!

95. Inner suspense, because we can’t see each other, and worry about whether the other person misses us. ; When we can’t hear or see, we worry that the other person will be unfaithful to us; just because he is not around us, we think that love will disappear; but we don’t know that just because he is not around, it does not mean that he does not love you; for many things, see Less than does not mean it does not exist.

96. Everyone has a tattooed lover in their life. The fire cannot extinguish it, and the water cannot drown it.

97. Academic master: Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Academic scumbag: Why do you have time to pick up that thing?

98. The sky is blue because of the sunshine; the earth is green because of the spring rain; the sea is wide because of the wind; the heart is beautiful because of you. Beautiful! This Valentine's Day is more warm and romantic because of your company! Let my Valentine's Day wishes be with you.

99. If you want to get into a woman's heart, it is not enough to like and love you. You must understand her: you must understand the weakness in her strength and give her spiritual support; The sadness in her happiness gives her spiritual care; you need to understand her arrogance and unreasonableness, and accurately respond to the expectations in her eyes; you need to understand where her heart is headed, and walk with her through the wind and rain, she actually doesn't ask for much. , she just wants to find a lover who understands him completely.

100. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage to not be afraid of losing! The system is obviously a scumbag, but he still turns on the top student mode

Introduction: Let me tell you that a certain gentleman is a bit too impatient, and as a result, he always looks like a bad guy to each other. One day, another matchmaker provided new clues, so the man dressed up deliberately and asked a young-looking man for advice: Quick, teach me, what can I wear to make me look younger when we go on a blind date? The guy didn't even think about it, so he said: Wear open crotchless pants.

1. After lunch, we hurried back to the classroom to do our homework. Unexpectedly, I farted loudly. The exaggerated expression of the girl sitting next to me made me very uncomfortable, and even more so. The worst thing is that she said "Bah, bah, bah!" three times in a row. I was also angry, so I asked calmly: "Sister, why do you eat farts and spit out cores?" The girl's eyes widened immediately.

2. Girl: Dear, if you jump into a big pit and find that there are no methods or tools for help, what should you do? Saonian: I will poke a hole in my head first and let the water flow out, so that I can float. Girl: How could there be so much water in your head? Saonian: Huh... If there wasn't so much water, why would I jump in?

3. My phone broke and I went to repair it. After checking it, the repairman said: I need to flash the phone, and it costs fifty for each flash... Me: Then flash it... Then the repairman took out a small brush...

4. A: Bro, I found that today’s girls can be divided into three categories. Do you think so? B: Don’t make it, just tell me and listen. A: One is for the heart, another is for the kidneys, and the other is for flow.

5. My phone broke and I went to get it repaired. After checking it, the repairman said: I need to flash the phone, and it costs fifty for each flash... Me: Then flash it... Then the repairman took out a small brush...

6. One day, Cao Cao's army was on the road. They were hungry and thirsty on the way. Cao Cao said: "There is a plum forest ahead. The plums can quench your thirst!" The army went there one after another. When they arrived, everyone yelled: "Cao Cao, little thief, there is nothing here." Merlin, the only river!"

7. Girl A: Why do you think there is such a big difference between men before and after they fall in love? Girl B: Have you ever seen students holding books all day long after passing the exam? Girl A:···

8. Male: I know what my child’s last name will be in 10 years, but you don’t know. Everything is unknown... Female: What’s the big deal, I know The child must be mine, but I don’t know about your child...

9. My wife has a bad gastrointestinal problem and is often constipated. She looks at me fiercely every time I go to the toilet. If it is a large size, come out. I was even punched and scolded viciously: "How dare you show off your wealth!"

10. A: Why have you lost so much weight recently? B: My husband is looking for a mistress, and I am very sad...A: Then get divorced as soon as possible. B: No, I want to lose another 10 pounds...

11. A student girl accidentally got pregnant with her boyfriend’s child. Since they had to continue going to school, the girl had to have an abortion. The doctor deliberately It hurt so much that the student couldn't bear it, so he shouted loudly: "It hurts! I can't bear it! I won't do it anymore." The male doctor scolded: "You have to endure it if you can't bear it. Who told you not to come to me when you feel better?"

12. A: Bro, they all say that books are the ladder of human progress. B: Do you know what the elevator of human progress is? A: NO, please enlighten me. B: It’s an e-book.

13. A: Hey! The exam is coming soon, and it looks like I have to work hard. B: Come on. The system is obviously a scumbag and has to turn on the top student mode. Not only does it consume power, but it's also very laggy.

14. One day, Sima Guang and his friends were playing in the backyard. A little friend fell into the water tank, and everyone shouted. At this time, Sima Guang was so anxious that he smashed the water tank with a big stone. My friend, he died. Everyone gathered around the body of their friend and said, "Sima Guang, you are so smart."

15. God replied again. Reporter: "What do you think about setting off fireworks during the Chinese New Year?" The uncle: "What do I think? Of course I looked up to the sky." "Then do you set them off at home during the Chinese New Year?" The uncle: "We don't set them off at home, only fools do." Reporter: "..."

16. Foolish Old Man saw that the two mountains in front of his house were not pleasing to his eyes, so he wanted to level them. Although it was very difficult, he thought to himself: He has sons and grandsons. There are endless descendants and descendants, and they will eventually level the mountains. This incident reached the ears of the Jade Emperor and he was very moved. So the Jade Emperor sent two strong men to kill Yu Gong.

17. Chatting with an old man... The old man: My health is getting worse day by day. Me: Your body will live to be at least 90. Old man: I will be 90 in one month...

18. Wife: Husband, do you think my clothes are trendy? Husband: Chao, who told you to go out without an umbrella?

19. Female: "Handsome coach, do you have a girlfriend?" Handsome coach: "No, focus on me, I'm teaching you how to drive."

"Female: "Virgin? "Handsome coach: "Yeah...ah no no, you're asking a really weird question..." Girl: "You have a crush on me? "Handsome coach: "What do you say? Woman: "I see you keep peeking at me." Handsome coach: "No!" "Female: "Look, it's here again, hee hee..." Handsome coach: "Hee, you're numb, I'm looking in the rearview mirror..."

20. There are women around me all the time. I recently heard that I was getting married! We were so surprised when we saw his future wife! When we asked him why, he said: This is the only one who has never been touched.

21. After going to the temple during the holiday, I took out my student ID card... Conductor: All living beings are equal in front of Buddha, there is no student ticket...

22. Brother: Sister, I want to buy a notebook Do you agree with the computer? Sister: I definitely agree. Brother: How much will you sponsor?

23. Wife: I saw a very philosophical saying today. Whether your partner is suitable is like wearing shoes. , only your feet know... Husband: No wonder my feet hurt...

24. Women are too squeamish nowadays... I went out to exercise with my wife, and after walking less than 100 meters, she complained that she was tired. ...I had to get off her back...

25. My neighbor Li Er’s wife came home after a check-up at the hospital and said she was pregnant with quadruplets and started showing off to the neighbors. Without any knowledge of medical expertise, he just said randomly: "It is really not easy to conceive quadruplets. It takes an average of 60,000 times for one to occur. Sister-in-law Xia Er, who was as ignorant as her, said in surprise: "Then do you still have time to do housework?" "It made me want to laugh.

26. The construction company was recruiting an experienced employee, and Lao Li went to apply... Lao Li: I am a veteran in the construction industry... Interviewer : Can you be more detailed? Lao Li: For so many years, I have been sifting sand on the construction site...

27. When I went to the supermarket and checked out, my wife said with a proud smile: Notice that the female cashier did not ? I asked curiously: What's wrong? My wife said: Her beard is very obvious, but mine is not too obvious. I gloated: Yours is almost the same as mine! My wife said angrily: Do you believe me? !

28. After breakfast, my wife asked me to go out to buy clothes. After packing, my wife said to me: "How many years have we been married?" Why do you look so old? I just laughed, took out a hundred dollar bill and said, "Do you like it?" My wife immediately said: "I like it." I immediately said bluntly: "If you like the RMB, do you still care about the year it was issued?" "My wife was immediately speechless.

29. I went to the hospital today. I saw a little boy about 6 or 7 years old, wearing crotchless pants, walking with his legs crossed, and a plastic bowl on his penis. I held it with my little hands. When I got closer, I saw that there was still a band-aid on the penis. I really wanted to know what the child had done. I was too embarrassed to take pictures. I just figured it out on my own.

30. Maybe. It’s because I’m too handsome, so our female squad leader wants to attract my attention and get close to me, so she often asks me to take out the trash and clean the toilet...

Editor’s postscript: It’s early in the morning, at the factory gate. I picked up 100 yuan, and everyone in the factory knew that I had to treat them to dinner. Anyway, I just asked for 100 yuan, and not many people came to finish the meal... It was more than 200 yuan! It's better not to pick it up!