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Life is like a bowl of instant noodles.
I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fell when I got up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.
Every day when I go back to the dormitory, I am hungry and have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.
Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.
No matter husband and wife, he waited for me late after work, didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening, and ate instant noodles with him, sharing joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
6. I can finally eat instant noodles, or the old altar sauerkraut smells like crying.
7. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!
8. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.
9. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.
10. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.
1 1. I want to eat spicy strips, spicy noodles with Chinese sauerkraut. ...
12. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.
13. I must eat instant noodles like tomatoes tomorrow. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.
14. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a movie, when you ~
15. What is loneliness? It's not that a person eats instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that no one has been single. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.
16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?
17. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?
18. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.
19. Eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.
20. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
Life is like a bowl of instant noodles (2 1). Eating instant noodles at night is so happy and exciting.
22. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.
23. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.
24. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .
25. As soon as I turn on the TV, I see Wang, whose quality is so low that I have to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when I eat instant noodles.
I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.
27. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.
I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?
29. I hope I won't get fat tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.
For the first time in 30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It's a bit of a hum ~ ~
3 1. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!
I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?
I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.
34. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.
35. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...
36. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?
37. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.
38. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!
39. If you are hungry at night, eat instant noodles in barrels. I want to do something at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.
40. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.
A Bowl of Instant Noodles —— 40 Happy Words in the Circle of Friends
A bowl of instant noodles-a copy of a happy circle of friends (I) 1. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles and seldom eat them, so I thought it was delicious and took a careful bite.
2. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.
3. Pack things at home on the rest day until two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.
4. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.
Recently, the frequency of eating instant noodles is too high, which makes me want to vomit.
6. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.
7. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.
8. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.
9. I am so hungry. I watch people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, so I want to drink water.
10. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.
1 1. I used to like instant noodles, but recently I ate too much and my mouth was blistered. That's really enough.
12. When you are hungry, everyone next to you is eating instant noodles, which is really desperate.
13. Why don't I eat Dove, eat instant noodles, eat large pieces of beef and brown wheat?
14. I really think that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.
15. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.
16. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.
17. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night
18. After all, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
19. Soak at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.
I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.
A bowl of instant noodles-Happy circle of friends (2)1. Why I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.
22. Instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!
23. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!
24. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!
25. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.
26. I didn't eat breakfast, smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and swallowed my saliva crazily. I feel really bad!
27. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.
28. Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.
29. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.
30. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I came to work today and was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.
3 1. My appetite is so small now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.
I hate people who show their love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.
33. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.
34. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.
35. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.
36. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.
37. Fishing for gold wife: I can carry an explosive bag on my head and my face is freckled like a bird's nest. The person wearing it is called Brother Sharp, and you can barely eat instant noodles. When it rains, the house can receive water and the car needs to run with its feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.
38. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.
39. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.
40. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well and sleeping well in class, huh?
A bowl of instant noodles gives you unlimited satisfaction.
A bowl of instant noodles gives you unlimited satisfaction (the first one) 1. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.
2. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.
3. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.
I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry because of my headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.
5. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. I died after 90.
6. Last night, the power went out. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.
7. When meeting old classmates, everyone smirked and said polite words, and they would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.
8. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!
9. I hope I won't get fat tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.
10. instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!
1 1. I used to like instant noodles, but recently I ate too much and my mouth was blistered. That's really enough.
12. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.
13. I was wondering at that time whether it was not appropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but I thought about it again. At this time, eating barbecue and boiling water on the side of the road was so happy that the water was already served.
14. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.
15. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?
16. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is that your stomach growls.
17. No girl bought a bucket of instant noodles on Tanabata and went home to soak. . .
18. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...
19. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …
20. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you will have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.
A bowl of instant noodles gives you unlimited satisfaction (2 1). Takeaway is not safe and the canteen doesn't want to eat it. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.
22. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.
23. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, and did evil.
24. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.
25. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.
26. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.
27. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when I ate instant noodles today ~
28. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.
29. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.
30. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."
3 1. Those who are willing to have a candlelight dinner with you will also eat instant noodles with you.
32. Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money, and I feel happy even if I eat instant noodles with you!
33. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.
34. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.
Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.
36. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.
37. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I came to work today and was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.
I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.
39. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.
40. What is loneliness? It's not that a person eats instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that no one has been single. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.
Humorous sentences describing a bowl of noodles
Humorous sentences describing a bowl of noodles (1) 1. There is no love if you don't eat. Show me an uninvited relationship.
2.? Sun baby, sun house, sun car, sun things, sun food. You said I looked noisy, but I didn't. You think I should enjoy this? Bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can have more fucking face!
3.? Eating goods says: If life is the first time, a bowl of wonton and a bowl of noodles.
4.? If two people have a long-term relationship, it's not pork and pork.
5.? As a foodie, I feel like a pig whose appetite is controlled, and sometimes I really want to kill myself.
6.? There is no love if you don't eat. Show me an uninvited relationship.
7.? Eating food means calling the good-looking and the ugly fools.
8.? If two people have a long-term relationship, it's not pork and pork.
9.? I can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!
10.? In the past, the sea was difficult, and the chicken legs were shredded with fish.
1 1.? Some girls think it can be cute to say that they are foodies. In fact, there is no such effect.
12.? The concept of eating goods is to eat more when it is delicious, and eat more when it is not delicious.
13.? The so-called eating goods means having nothing to do when you are full.
14.? Finding, cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?
15.? Eating is the enjoyment of the mouth, and I want to be thin in my heart.
16.? It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness and eats all despair and loneliness into the past.
17.? Eating food is the cutest creature in the world, okay?
18.? There are no natural fat people, only those who don't work hard.
19.? The most beautiful song when you confess to eating goods: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ banished to the sky.
20.? Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.
Humorous sentences describing a bowl of noodles (2) 1. Today is your birthday. I made you a bowl of longevity noodles. Every noodle has a kind of happiness. Finally, I poured a happy soup and put a happy fried egg. May you eat in your mouth and be beautiful in your heart. Happy birthday!
2.? I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.
3.? In a foodie world, there is no heat, no heat, only delicious.
4.? I caught a glimpse of your pouting mouth when you lost your temper. I tried to kill a tofu block, hang myself with noodles, jump into a teacup and drown, and all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me. Forgive me!
5.? I want to hang myself with a whole noodle, but I can't afford instant noodles, so I'm still alive.
6.? I always thought happiness was like shoes. Do you know whether it is comfortable or not? No matter how big the brand is, it doesn't suit you, but it hurts just as much. The noodles made by your mother are just more delicious than more than 100 pieces of noodles in the restaurant.
7.? Growth is from which restaurant to which city to eat.
8.? No one has died in life since ancient times. Eat as quickly as possible.
9.? When I walked into the rental house in Pan Zi, I saw a bowl of rotten and moldy noodles on the table. Chopsticks aside, a pile of moldy tofu in the bowl has completely turned black and dried.
10.? To all foodies: I'm not hungry, but my tongue is too lonely.
1 1.? I found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or supportive!
12.? Today is your birthday. I made you a bowl of longevity noodles. Every kind of noodles has a pleasant side. Finally, I poured a happy soup and put a happy fried egg. May you eat in your mouth and be beautiful in your heart. Happy birthday!
13.? Accidents will happen.
14.? What is the idea of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.
15.? I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I am a foodie. I speak for myself?
16.? Be a carefree eater and a fool.
17.? Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.
18.? You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!
19.? Like noodles, I jumped into the bowl of noodle soup.
20. Before and after Grain Rain, clusters of buds sprouted from Toona sinensis trees, which were the favorite "fresh goods" of Beijingers. Toona sinensis fried fish, Tofu Tofu, Toona sinensis beans, Toona sinensis scrambled eggs and Toona sinensis noodles are all mouth watering. I just picked all the buds, and in a few days they came out again, red and tender, so bright and lovely. Pick Toona sinensis! Dad took off the hook with a long pole, and the buds fell like raindrops. I put it in a plastic basin, and soon I filled a basin full and gave it to my neighbors and associates to taste in advance. Everyone praised it as tender and fragrant.
Humorous sentences describing a bowl of noodles (3) 1. Eating is eating what you have, thinking about other people's things.
2.? Eating goods is often made at the dinner table.
3.? You can be a foodie, but don't be a foodie with only good food in your mind. There are steamed buns for dinner, pillows at night, and dry work, which ends overnight.
4.? The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that it can't fit in your stomach, which is very sad.
5.? There are only three things that others can never take away: the knowledge they have learned, the dream in their hearts and the food in their stomachs. Therefore, I want to be a knowledgeable and ambitious foodie.
6.? It's good to be a foodie. Once you eat, you forget everything.
7.? Eating goods can always treat the blackboard eraser as a piece of buttered bread.
8.? The two words that foodies say the most in winter: cold and cold, delicious and delicious.
9.? Bring a bowl of beef noodles. Pale yellow noodles float in the reddish soup in the bowl, dotted with several large pieces of reddish-brown beef and green leaves. Red is green, and the visual effect is shocking.
10.? I have the heart to lose weight, but I can't help having a mouth to eat.
1 1.? If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating goods.
12.? Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.
13.? There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So, be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!
14.? I'm just a qualified foodie, full of disappointment.
15.? The three words that touched me the most: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, and take you to eat delicious food.
16.? What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.
17.? Every time I don't hear from you, I feel miserable! I tried to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, commit suicide with vitamins and jump off a building with a parachute, but I just couldn't die! I feel so uncomfortable that I want to eat KFC. Please be kind to me!
18.? Have a heart to learn, but it happened that the course failed; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.
19.? Eating goods is a beautiful modifier in modern times. In ancient times, people usually called it a git.
20.? Eating food has become thinner, which shows that she is really unhappy.
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