Funny sentences about driving.

I compiled some funny sentences about driving and gave them to everyone.

1. Should I have a crush on my sister? I drive the subway.

It's been a long time since I got my driver's license. This is Benbao's first time on the expressway. This speed, this push back feeling, makes me pee!

I drove through the endless wasteland alone, and I stood on the unfathomable sea with my eyes closed.

4. Don't tease the electronic eye with speed. It may not remember your name, but it must remember your car.

5. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

6, a beautiful night, listening to music for a ride?

7. Rookie on the road, after emergency braking. #, this article comes from

8. Reminds me of someone my dad knows. He can drive a car, fly a plane and drive a train, but he can't ride a bike.

9. Don't care too much about the quality of your car. What you need to pay attention to is the morality of your driving.

10, remember the traffic regulations and drive safely every day.

1 1, I am a young girl and not ugly. I'm single now, just having a good meal and going for a drive.

12, press it more slowly, and then press Shut Down. I struggled for too long when I put it down.

13, driving home in the dark for the first time, and now I'm still sitting in the bathroom shivering.

14, it's the first time to drive a car with a size of 100, which is very exciting! I feel like flying!

15, traffic regulations should be kept in mind, and don't be careless when passing by the market.

16, driving on the road for two hours every day is very tired. 17, there is a killer inside, please stay away.

18. I hid for too long and became invisible. Where should I stand? Let's start with being able to drive on the road alone!

19, it is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people. #, this article comes from

20. The highway at night makes people see life more thoroughly.

2 1, let's be friends. Go for a drive together, eat together.

22. Think of me as a red light.

23. I want to ask, am I the only one who thinks men are the most handsome drivers?

24. Either live well or die quickly.

25, a rare fine weather! Happy trip to North Lake Park.

26. Where is the last habitat? I don't know, but I know that as long as you are here, the journey will not be lonely.

27. The car was hit ten times, with nine wins and one draw.

28. Never use a mobile phone while driving. Your mobile phone is not disposable, but your life must be. 29. Have a nice day? A person drove back to the dormitory from far away, music on green day, coke with just the right temperature, and a touch of red sunset.

30, love flameout, good at sudden braking, the slope will slip. #, this article comes from

3 1. The reasons for traveling need not be elaborated too much. One word can sum it all up: go.

32. The rooster that lays eggs is the fighter in the rooster.

33, driving school delisting, self-taught!

34. There is a quirk in driving. I like to take off my shoes so that I can feel safe.

35, related to the position! It doesn't matter if you hit it! As long as the feelings are iron! Touching it will bleed.

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