I don't want to go to school. Humorous. Tell me.

1, don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings. ?

2. All the bad emotions come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money. ?

There is no one in my class who can make me feel better. I don't want to start school. Tell you a ghost story, and school will start in one day. ?

5. "I found that my right eyelid is always jumping recently" and "Oh, it's time to start school"?

6. It seems that the deadline is coming, and the thing that bothers me is coming-starting school. ?

7. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.