Work is funny and classic.

Funny can also make people feel the true meaning or philosophy of life in laughter. The following is the job I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

The work is funny. Tell me about the classic selection 10.

1. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

8. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

10. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

Work is funny and classic.

1, colleague: If your boss unfortunately slips and jumps off a building. You can have a special function. What special features do you want?

Me: I wish I could go back in time.

Colleague: So caring?

Me: I want to watch it twice.

Colleagues .

2. I have no money again, so I borrowed it from my boss. The boss said: The boss is on a business trip for two days, waiting for him to come back. ?

I begged her: I really have no money. I haven't seen my girlfriend for days. Please, borrow the fulcrum first, and I will repay your kindness. . . ?

She said:? Why don't you come to my house at night and I'll buy you some. ?

Here you are. . . Here you are. . . What's going on here? !

3. One day at work, the leader told me: The world is so big, don't you want to see it?

In the mind a surprised! Oh, my God, is that a new word for dismissal? My firm answer:? Leader, you are my world!

The leader said with a smile? So you don't want to go out?

I just said sternly: Don't worry, the company is my home, I won't go! ?

Leader:? That's great. I'm worried about those who stay behind when I arrange for everyone to travel abroad this time! Since you're not going, stay! ?

The manager quarreled with his wife last night, and gave us a lecture this morning, only to see him take out an induction cooker from his computer bag. . .

5, secretly playing games at work, accidentally discovered by the boss, he pointed to my computer and swore:? Do you have any shame! ?

I blushed and said awkwardly, in fact, I didn't want to choose a female role at first! ?

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

7. If you have not been loved by others, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

8. Don't look back, I only love your back.

9. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

10. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

1 1. If you hang out, you will get bored sooner or later.

12. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

13. Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the retention of the ass?

14. It is said that the eldest sister is beautiful, but it is actually made up.

15. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

16. Those pasts are deep, but not enough to stop the future.

17. Some people make masks that look much better.

18. Instead of mixing, it is better to cook, not second, not soaring.

19. It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.

20. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by oneself.

2 1. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

22. Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.

23. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

24. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Hey! I'm impressed. Hearing this early in the morning, my mother was shouting that a beautiful woman was looking for me, and I didn't wear a coat, so I rushed out to find me. Grandma hey hey smile, I find you, have a meal.

26. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

27. The weakest star in the sky also has the right to strive for the most beautiful glory.

28. I:? If two men chase you at the same time, one is old and rich, and the other is young and handsome but has no money, which one would you choose? Roommate:? Father and son, I will choose young and handsome, not father and son. I will choose the rich, and then I will support the young and handsome?

29. You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

30. I met my former colleagues when I was shopping with my girlfriend. Talked a few words. She used to speak dialect, but this time she spoke to me in Mandarin with a strange accent. Always wanted to laugh. I couldn't help laughing when she left. I laughed with my girlfriend for a long time imitating her accent and found that she was standing at the same station as us waiting for the bus? Awkward?

3 1. Is it a man's favorite thing that keeps going around?

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

33. Baidu searches for the title or protagonist you want to see, followed by torrent, and all you find are seeds. I'll tell you if you can copy documents by adding wap in front of Baidu library, download videos directly by adding summer after Youku Playpage, and add potato video links. Tid=- 1 You can skip the advertisement for 45 seconds. Don't be ridiculous, how can I tell you! !

20 15 selection of popular funny quotations-work is interesting, especially watching others work-work is interesting, especially watching others work. 34. I bought a NOAA M6, and it feels really good, especially in winter, when I listen to a song for a few minutes, it will become a hand warmer, and the charger will be charged when I watch a movie.

35. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone commits a crime against me, give in three points. If people commit crimes against me again, they will be uprooted.

36. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

37. See a picture and say: I went to the hospital today and saw a girl holding a sunflower beside the boy. I think of the flower language of sunflower: silent love. Isn't that a very warm scene? One person replied: buddy. You think wrong. It should be a simpler idea: miss the sun?

38. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen?

39. 1 minute of sadness, 60 seconds less happiness.

40. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.