Comments about funny personalities of the era

1. It’s not that I can’t read, but that the book doesn’t let me understand it.

2. In addition to sulfuric acid, there are also makeup removers that can disfigure people.

3. Others laugh at me for being too unrestrained, but I laugh at them for not being open-minded.

4. It is better to play the piano to a cow than to a sheep, because he will not have the temper of a cow.

5. Don’t treat yourself badly, nor give others an advantage.

6. He knows that strong melons are not sweet, but he doesn’t like eating melons.

7. Don’t be afraid when you meet a gangster, be more gangster than a gangster.

8. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

9. A B, if you go north, it is NB, if you go south, it is NB.

10. Whoever is immortal in life would be better off finding an ugly man.

11. Leave the last sip of water to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

12. This classmate is really rude and doesn’t even talk to me in class.

13. There are thousands of Chinese people, if this doesn’t work, we have to change it.

14. The classroom is a place where living people stay. If you find it too noisy, you can go to the morgue

15. Wet diapers that can withstand floods are truly wet diapers

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16. Gold will always shine, but glass like you can only reflect light

17. It’s not scary to hide a knife in a smile, but the scary thing is that it’s hard to guard against a hidden meanness.

18. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

19. You said that your leaving is my loss, but I’m sorry, I buy it. Got insurance.

20. Even if you are not in love, you still feel lovelorn, and it is very strong.

21. One cigarette a day makes the Chinese strong.

22. Seeing that your family is poor, mice will come to your house with tears in their eyes.

23. In the lonely age, you can only climb the wall and wait for Hongxing.

25. Ouch, you are dragging me like Wu Dalang’s wife.

26. Youth is running wildly and then falling gorgeously.

27. Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were young at that time.

28. God said to me: If there is a road in Shushan, it is a sign of respect to start first! Learn the Eight Treasures of the Sea to Make Porridge

29. There is a kind of love called letting go of your hand and holding the hand of others. Funny personality talk

1. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

2. Family affairs, national affairs, and world affairs. Having no money to eat is a big deal!

3. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

4. Don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, but shock the world with your lasciviousness.

5. You made my eyes red, but I still smiled and forgive.

6. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

7. The higher you fly, the more painful it will be when you fall. Remember to bring a parachute.

8. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

9. When treating you as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

10. When I was hungry, my dad let me chew his toes.

11. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

12. Don’t act bravely after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.

13. Don’t feel sad all day long. Think about it. What score did you get in the exam?

14. When you play splitting, you won’t be afraid of your balls getting cold if you split them so wide!

15. There is only one day left in the National Day, it’s time to get ready for the New Year!

16. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

17. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

18. All roads lead to Rome, but for me, all stairs lead to the examination room!

19. You are not my contact lens, why should I take you seriously?

20. There are so many flaws, but even a missing corner is considered perfect.

21. After passing this village, there is still this store; because there is a branch here.

22. Who is that? I love you so much that I don’t even want my own love.

23. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

24. In those years, the math teacher slapped the blackboard and shouted: Do you want to make an appointment? Date or not?

25. Use a smile to pretend not to care about your ridicule or your departure.

26. Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

27. Fahai should not use the tower to suppress Bai Suzhen, he should suppress Gong Linna.

28. My friend said, Hey, you’re really good. It’s been a long time since I last saw you, and you’re as fat as two people.

29. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has not changed is a heart that does not want to study.

30. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later.

31. God has given great responsibilities to people of Sri Lanka. If God did not give them great responsibilities, wouldn’t you still be a person of Sri Lanka?

32. Although I don’t know what the teacher is talking about, it seems to be very powerful.

33. This is the fate of a bad student: he will be doubted if he does well in the exam, and he will be scolded if he does not do well in the exam.

34. I finally got used to my appearance, so getting a haircut is another ugly way.

35. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

36. Forgiving him is a matter of God. My task is to send him to see God!

37. I look forward to the young man I love deeply who will lead me into marriage one day.

38. Teachers of various subjects really feel that they teach well even though they don’t show their skills in the monthly exams.

39. Do you eat fat to express your determination to lose weight? Using prostitutes to show chastity? (Mo Zhixu)

40. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

41. When the class teacher saw me doing my homework after class, he suddenly said, "I'll give you ten points for pretending."

42. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe your butt too thinly.

43. Some people rely on strength to test, some rely on vision, and I rely entirely on imagination.

44. After using the toilet, should you wipe your butt or flush first? However, 99% of people will lock the screen first.

45. When I was young, my deskmate always said that I was too manly. I told him that if I can’t get married, I’ll look for you.

46. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies. Those who are not good-looking but still like to eat are called foodies!

47. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

48. I’m not very good at talking. If you offend me in any way, feel free to beat me up.

49. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Can you recommend any good boyfriends to me?

50. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly.

51. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will laugh and watch those who hurt me go to hell.

52. If you shout a bitch on the street, you will definitely have a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful woman!

53. It was my first time to cook, and I asked my dad how it was. He said: The fried salt is good, with a light egg fragrance

54. Riding a bicycle on the harmonious campus The one who drives a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics person.

55. Men are like the food in the campus cafeteria: although it is not delicious, if you go there late, it will not be there yet.

56. I have music, beer, but I don’t have a girlfriend. Who wants to play with me and play games with me?

57. When I walked to the examination room, I collapsed, and when I saw the papers, I shed tears. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

58. This person is so unlucky that he can scare himself even if he sneezes, and even electrocute himself half to death if he takes off his sweater.

59. The air purifier is the most pretentious home appliance I have ever seen, especially like those of us who pretend to listen to lectures in the classroom.

60. You said that you might marry someone you don’t like in the future. It doesn’t matter. I am willing to be the person you don’t like.

61. Do you have a teacher who has friends all over the country and everyone has a fortune, but is she the only one who is extremely poor?

62. The alarm clock started going crazy in the morning, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

63. I dropped ten yuan into the manure pit. After thinking about it, I threw another hundred yuan away, and then I picked it all up. I’m such a reporter!

64. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

65. Such strenuous exercise as going out on the streets is not suitable for me. My great wish is to sit in front of the computer and compete in meditation on Sundays.

66. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

67. I heard that people who make typos all the time have higher IQs. Because my IQ is too high, my hands can't keep up with the rhythm of my brain.

68. Let me tell you a secret. Please look behind you first, then to the left, and then to the side. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

69. I fell in love with my bed. We are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock didn't think so, that jealous bitch.

70. The team leader goes to the field, with the cattle in front. The village chief went to the fields with a cigarette butt in his hand. The township head went to the fields, with his secretary behind him. The county magistrate went to the field, and reporters grabbed the camera.

71. He was laughing at the sky while holding the knife across his face. In fact, he had peed his pants. His hands were trembling and sweating, his heart was shivering, his back was aching and his legs were cramping. He was laughing because the knife had no edge.

72. Two sparrows are a dish, and a roast duck is in the mouth; there is roast mutton by the window, and there is wine in the cup; the sparrows are too snacky to be full, so they can't eat less meat and drink.

73. If he ignores you, he may be scalded while drinking water, hit the corner of the table with medicine, and the bleeding stops. He is sent to the hospital in an ambulance and has a car accident. Don’t think about it. How can he be having a good time chatting with others? .

74. Recently, many girls on the Internet said that the Sha Qianmo they expected did not show up, and all they met were those who killed Qian Dao. I want to say that you are not a person who spends thousands of bones, but a person who spends money. goods.

75. The teacher said that according to research, people can turn this behavior into a habit if they persist in doing it for 23 days. But why are we still not used to doing homework after more than ten years?

76. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so, and they want to quit studying but can’t. .

77. Love goes back and forth in my heart a thousand times. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel in your heart that our love is not in vain. You and I will miss you deeply until the last day of our lives!

78. Every time I buy a drink, I say thank you for your patronage. One day when I was taking an exam, I suddenly couldn't write the word "hui", so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I went crazy and said: "Another bottle."

79. The teacher finished writing the math problems on the blackboard and said to me who was sleeping: Come up and solve it for me! I walked up to the podium in a daze and reached out to untie her bra strap

80. Some people actually think that the new version of the RMB is ugly. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not him. appearance. I think this is what is called true love.

81. My summer homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. However, since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and have not even stepped into the harem.

82. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will be at most three results: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; If you lose, you are no better than a dog; thirdly, if you draw, you are no better than a dog. About funny sentences

1. When a man gives a woman a bra, it means that he wants to establish a lover relationship; when a woman gives a man underwear, it means that she already has a lover relationship.

2. The mixer stirs up my youth, the excavator digs away my dreams, the road roller crushes my hope, and the welding machine cannot sew up my sadness!

3. Beijing University of Science and Technology deceived me into spending four years in college, so I plan to use the knowledge that Beijing University of Science and Technology taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life!

4. I once had everything: money, status, power, and lover. Until my wife discovered all this.

5. The TV news said that due to excessive modernization, the average modern person is three times lazier than twenty years ago. This news is really nonsense. If I hadn’t reached out and couldn’t reach the remote control, I would have changed the channel. .

6. Getting married is like "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and prefer to go to the tiger mountains", but 'if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get the tiger's cubs'

7. Never know what you should be good at since you were a child , had no choice but to develop morally, intellectually, physically, artistically and physically.

8. After my mother found out about the affair with my boyfriend, my aunt locked her boyfriend in the house and refused to allow me to see him. I begged outside the door, and my aunt said from behind the door: You Go back, this is my only son. Me: Auntie, if we stay together, you will have two sons. . .

9. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the wife cake either.

10. Writers despise Internet literature, so they all act as pornographic Internet writers. Take the curved path to save the country.

11. If you have too many worries, try blowing the wind to blow them away and let them fly for a while.

12. This broadcast of gymnastics is too fake. Girls have been doing breast enlargement exercises for more than ten years to no avail~

13. When a dinosaur passed by Xi'an Jiaotong University After going to the toilet, she sobbed when she came out: "555, I finally don't have to worry about not being able to get married in this life..."

14. I can tolerate a fake figure, fake face, fake breasts It’s fake, the butt is fake! ! ! But I just don’t tolerate fake money! ! ! !

15. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have human thoughts. If a pig had the mind of a human, it wouldn't be a pig - it would be Bajie!

16. I made a cup of chrysanthemum tea at work. A colleague walked by and said, "Whatever you drink will help you!"

17. I am Teng'er and you are Melon, I am a fish and you are a shrimp, I am a pot and you are a flower, I make you laugh every day haha!

18. Me: "My dear, do you like me to be more ladylike? Or do you like me to be more coquettish?" Boyfriend: "I just hope that you can be as obscene and dedicated as my ex-girlfriend." Me: " Why don’t you know that?” Boyfriend: “Just throw it away after use.”

19. It’s not necessarily the person who poops on your head. It's an enemy, or it could be your neighbor upstairs

20. A woman held a knife and said to her boyfriend in tears: "You actually asked me to do such a thing. We have been together since college." We have been together for two years now, are you worthy of me?" "Dear, stop making trouble. Isn't it necessary? I'll do it."

Twenty-one , Today I went shopping with a goddess I have had a crush on for a long time. When I saw my second-rate friend, I went up to say hello. When he saw us, he asked me: This is your girlfriend. I went up and slapped you: Who told you to spoil it! Talk about his funny personality

1. Dear VIP user: Your summer vacation balance is insufficient. Sorry, you can no longer renew.

2. You always say that summer vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye.

3. I found out after the holiday that only those who love you will take the initiative to find you.

4. The summer vacation is really short, and it was gone during the two aunties.

5. My summer vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. But since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and I have not even stepped into the harem.

6. Let me tell you something scarier than a ghost movie: Your summer vacation is already halfway over.

7. Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that the summer vacation is over for me.

8. You have to work hard for two months to write your summer homework, and the teacher will write two chapters.

9. The nature of writing "Happy Summer Vacation" on summer vacation homework is the same as the nature of writing "Smoking is harmful to health" on cigarette boxes.

10. Let me tell you the news that was struck by lightning. Your summer vacation balance is less than one month.

11. Please click when you have finished your summer homework, click when you have finished half of it, click when you have written a little, and click when you have not written at all.

12. Are you happy during the summer vacation? There is only pleasure, no joy.

13. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but this skill is actually a passive skill and will not be triggered until the last two days.

14. I have spread out my summer homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

15. What is the thing you are most proud of? Of course it is my summer homework. I raised it in vain.

16. After the summer vacation, not only did I not become as thin as a bolt of lightning, but I became as dark as a dark cloud.

17. Summer vacation and I are holding hands, but there is a dog called homework between us!

18. Summer vacation means I won’t be able to see you for days, weeks, hours, minutes, seconds.

19. Tell me to get out at home, and tell me to go home outside. If you don’t make up classes, you’ll be told that I’m poor in study. If you don’t make up classes, you’ll be told that I’m a waste of money. When you eat, you’ll be told that I’m very picky. If you don’t, you’ll be told that I’m going to be a success. Fairy.

20. Let me tell you from my personal experience: Never stay at home during the summer vacation, otherwise you will be scolded badly!

21. Teacher, you haven’t told us the exam papers for graduation day yet.

22. Why do holidays go by so quickly? Because there is no morning!

23. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but this skill will not be triggered until the last two days.

24. When school starts, whoever says I’m fat, I’ll be friends with him.

25. After the summer vacation, not only did I not become as thin as a bolt of lightning, but I became as dark as a dark cloud.

26. Let me tell you a ghost story: School is about to start!

27. You know, the highest level of boredom during summer vacation is when I want to do homework.

28. I really can’t stand hearing some people say that I want to kill my head teacher with my summer homework, as if he can move it.

29. Are you happy during the summer vacation? There is only happiness but no happiness.

30. Old classmate, can you make an appointment to talk about the high school entrance examination papers? It’s still the same classroom and the same group of people. This time, we allow you to drag the class.

31. Checking the score is more stressful than confessing, and finishing the check is sadder than falling out of love!

32. The disappointed eyes of parents, the mocking words of friends, and the scolding of teachers will all bloom in this July.

33. After graduation, we will all have a group of new friends, but please don’t forget that there is a group of people who once made your youth beautiful.

34. How about your homework? You live a good life and earn a living in vain.

35. When dating Mr. Xia Xia, there will always be a mistress called homework.

36. Everyone needs someone around them who can use it as an excuse to go out to play, and who parents will feel relieved after hearing this.

37. A new way to play in the summer: take the air conditioner remote control on the street, and change it to heating if a store is unhappy. The remote controls are all the same anyway.

38. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you have a lot of free time every day.

39. Three years ago, none of us knew each other and walked into the same classroom. Three years later, everyone knew everyone and went their separate ways.

40. Holidays are the best time to surpass your opponents. Damn, I never do such sneaky things.

41. The classmate who got fat and wasted on his summer homework! It's time to lose weight for your summer homework.

42. When the bald man has cut down the tree, the gray wolf has eaten the sheep, the monster has eaten Tang Monk, and Tom has caught Jerry, then we can start school again!

43. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole summer vacation, and I’m feeling emotional! Can I stop paying it?

44. A complete summer = watermelon + air conditioner + Coke + full WIFI + no summer homework!

45. I just realized today that my summer vacation goes by at the speed of driving a Ferrari, but I write my summer homework at the speed of driving a tractor!

46. Xia Xia Xiansen, would you like to marry me? This way, you won't leave me.

47. I found out that the summer homework was for a woman, because I kept doing it and still didn’t finish it.

48. I really can’t bear to hear some people say that I’m going to kill my class teacher with my summer homework as soon as the summer vacation ends, as if he can move it.

49. Summer vacation schedule: Don’t get up in the morning, surf the Internet when you get up, and don’t sleep at night.

50. Summer vacation is here, and the four masters and disciples of Tang Seng couldn’t help complaining: Emma, ??summer vacation is here again, and we have to go to the West to obtain scriptures again.

51. My concept of summer vacation is: my charger is never idle.

52. In my eyes, there are piles of summer vacation homework; in the teacher’s eyes, the summer vacation homework is just a handful; in my hands, there are two months of summer vacation homework; in the teacher’s eyes, the summer vacation homework is just a handful.

53. Summer vacation goes by so fast, why? Because there are no mornings in summer vacation.

54. You exist in my stay up late yesterday, in my nights, in my dreams, in my all-nighters. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

55. No matter how boring I am during the holidays, I don’t want to go to school; just like how helpless I am when I love you, I don’t want to let go.

56. Summer vacation and I fell in love, but my love rival’s summer vacation homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law didn’t like me at the beginning of school, and she wanted to break up with me during summer vacation. I was so sad.