Humorous students describe the composition.

1. Write a 500-word composition of my classmate and humor my classmate.

Xiao Zhao is my classmate. He is humorous and always brings us infinite happiness. ...

He is the "pistachio" of our class! Want to know why my classmates have such a title? Then sit down, have a cup of tea and listen to my classmates slowly.

He always wears a rustic and outdated "yellow suit" with a row of jagged teeth hanging on his lips all day. He treats people very kindly and always smiles. With a round belly, he is a bit of a "prime minister" and unforgettable ... but his silly look is really pleasing.

At noon, the teachers are not in the classroom, and the students are eating in their seats. "Sweet honey ~ I miss you all the time ..." This is, he loves to "sing" songs. When the teacher is away, he can't help but start shouting, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the mountain road here is eighteen bends ~ hey ..." Listening to him sing is like listening to the radio: one minute he sings Jay Chou's blue and white porcelain, and the next minute he sings his own adaptation of Beijing. Some students who are drinking water can't help spitting it out. ...

At this time, the math teacher came to the class to see the situation and saw him go deep into the music, so he said humorously, "Haha, there seems to be a Mulan who can sing and dance in our class!" When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly audible. Before he could react, he found the teacher standing by, and his face turned red. ...

Another time, my math scores were not ideal, which made me very depressed. I leaned against the table and kept silent ... He seemed to read my mind and pretended to be serious, saying, "Hey, you always scored 100 in the exam, which made my classmates envious." My' pink eye' has been committed three times ~ I think you deliberately lost your horse this time. " After all, you are wily and I really admire you. "After listening to this kind of sour and slippery words, it really made me smile, and I couldn't care less about my sadness and depression.

Ha ha laugh ... students only see you as a "pistachio", so we can rest assured.

2. A Humorous Classmate Composition A Humorous Classmate A classmate sitting in front of me, with a chubby figure and endless mouth, often makes us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from this topic.

His name can be said to be "loud" in our class, because he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium when introducing himself in our class. Although his voice is not very loud, we can clearly hear his name is Wang Leifeng. Although study is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study.

In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and smiled and said to us, "I tell you, if one of you is impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically!" " Don't! If you really need it, you can have it. I hope we can cooperate happily! "What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth? Here, we can call him "the glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate name for him. I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" "So, I am now a' pig leader', you are all pigs, I am a breeder and manage you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100.

"Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be the' pig boss'. Just after that, the bell rang. "Pig Leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "forbear, pig dragon!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so happy! Don't make people feel bored again.

I think: humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humor, you can make your resignation study full of vitality and happiness, no longer feel bored, and get too many adjustments in your heart. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.

3. Humorous deskmate composition My deskmate is an extremely humorous person.

I remember once, the teacher asked us to take pictures. The first one was my deskmate. He said happily, "Great, I actually got the first place in the class!" " When I get home, I don't know how my mother will praise me! "I said," don't be secretly happy.

The teacher called your name first and asked you to take a photo, not that you got the first place in the exam! Go and take pictures! He added: "Oh, I don't know if my handsome face will become the idol of the whole school." I said, "Go and take pictures! The teacher called you, go! " When he came back from the photo shoot, he was still mumbling. I'm dizzy! Another time, I said, "Let me tell a joke. Whoever answers first will be the first to finish class! " Listen: There are three hens named Wo, Me and Wo.

One day, there was an egg in the henhouse, which was not laid in the nest or by me. Who put it there? "My deskmate immediately shouted," it's me! "We all laughed. Only then did he realize that he had been cheated, but what he said was like spilled water, which could never be taken back! This is my humorous deskmate-Zhang Xiaodong.

My classmate's composition is 600 words (writing humor). As soon as the bell rang, the Chinese teacher rushed into the classroom with the folder in his arms, even though he was very old.

"Ahem ..." The Chinese teacher scanned the students with glasses in his hand.

"The Chinese teacher is going to speak, and a guess is a series of criticisms and praises." I said to myself.

I saw the Chinese teacher open the folder, holding the student's diary in his hand, and then burying his head in "studying". Those students who handled the business walked side by side to the podium. The Chinese teacher braved the cold light with his two glasses and spoke frankly with his hidden language skills.

The old palace is the most exasperating and pitiful. It's really "mourning its misfortune and angering it"! Those students who have been tricked by the Chinese teacher can only sneak back to their seats.

"Your students' group dealing with business can't be rated as an excellent group ..." The Chinese teacher said angrily.

After criticizing and praising, he dug out all the good words in his stomach and said with a smile, "Your classmates are all small stars in this class." The whole class burst into laughter.

After writing the diary, the Chinese teacher went straight to the point.

Now, let's talk about the new lesson. Let's talk about the new lesson first. I read it first, and then wrote a word on the blackboard-Yu, ask what we mean. "I" shouted in unison by the whole class. "oh! Oh, dear! Much better than Class Five! " The teacher said.

"Better than Class Six!" Several students stressed.

"Ah, class five is smarter than class six. No, class five is not as smart as class six, but class six is not as stupid as class five ..."

5. Write a funny composition by a classmate. He is a comedian in our class. He has nothing to do. Although he does physics homework in English class, he is not a nerd.

After class, the ghost teacher came in quietly from the back door. The first voice might be "hahahahahahahehehe", which was praised by the whole class as "inhuman laughter" and seemed a bit "famous"! So he was the first person arrested by the teacher. "What are you doing?" I saw the teacher's sinister smile. Faced with this situation, he said, "Shit, something bad has happened. Run." He said to himself, "Stop, don't review after class, laugh?" He stopped. Soon he was dragged to the office by the teacher to have tea, but he continued to talk. Sometimes his boss's teachers dare to shout, "Hey, it's you, what are you making me laugh?" ""hmm? " "Hey hey ~"

His height is the same as that of primary school for three years. He came, and my classmate said, "Little classmate, I didn't say you, you can read!" " Please look up at "/kloc-class 0/9/kloc-class 0/9" and go wrong. The primary school is over there! ""Who said I was going the wrong way? I am a student in Class 9, Grade 1, which is your classmate ~ "Dong! With this loud noise, the whole class fell down (too exaggerated)

He is not tall, wears a pair of "gold" glasses and looks lively and naive. The most beautiful thing is the pair of fangs on its mouth! Everyone likes it when they see it. He also has nicknames: Xia Men, Shop, Xia Shuai and Shop. As long as he has a nickname, he agrees, and he is really on call ~:) He also has another hobby: playing basketball, which is very surprising. How can he fight when he is so short? Hey ~ he also likes to say a mantra. When he said it, we also said, haha, for example: huh? Where did the light come from? Mr. Heidi, how did your teeth become so white? "Use this" "Pearl?" Yes! At this point, the whole class burst into laughter, because Pearl is the nickname of a classmate in our class, so it's strange that the whole class doesn't laugh.

Hey ~ a pair of front teeth, a pair of glasses, and a face that is too real. Became a funny star in our class. This funny star is my deskmate: Xia Meng.

Look! His mouth is talking about Zen again!

6. Ma Qiang, a deskmate who writes a classmate's 400-word composition (funny), usually looks around when listening to the teacher's lecture, and always does his homework carelessly. He is the last in the class in every exam. Although he doesn't study well, he has one specialty, that is, he is good at making jokes.

One day, in the school mid-term exam, Ma Qiang couldn't do a problem. Seeing that the classmate in front of him was a three-good student, he thought, "Cheating once will not let the teacher see it." So, he craned his neck like a giraffe and copied it according to the classmates in the front seat, which happened to be seen by the invigilator. The teacher said, "Don't peek!" "After the exam, the teacher gave us a lesson. The teacher said, "Now I'll ask questions." Ma Qiang raised his consciousness at that time, and he was so scared that he immediately shrank his neck into his clothes ... After class, the students were amused by his funny appearance.

Ma Qiang blushed and said to everyone, "What are you laughing at? I am a gentleman! " The next day, in Chinese class, the teacher told the story of the earth. The teacher said, "Ma Qiang, tell me what shape the earth is?" At this time, Ma Qiang was thinking about watching TV and playing football last night, and even took down all the books. He vaguely heard the teacher's question about the ball, so he casually replied, "Beckham scored …" The students laughed their heads off, and the teacher was in distress situation. Ma Qiang didn't put his intelligence on study, but on playing and being naughty, so how can his academic performance be good? .

7. Who has an article about a humorous classmate suitable for junior high school students? I laughed my stomach hurt at school today. That's because a classmate made everyone laugh and had a stomachache. That classmate's name is Zhiqing. Everything she says is interesting and boring.

Even today she told a joke: I want to be a scientist. Haha, how is that possible? She is not interested in science! After that, she looked at her classmates hopefully and said, you can continue to ask questions! If I can't say it, laugh at me! At that time, I thought for a moment and then said, there were three people, you, me and him. The teacher asked them who was the dumbest of the three. You he said he was not benzene, I asked you who was the most benzene. Zhi Qing thought for a moment and said, I am the most stupid. After that, there was no sound in the class, and then there was laughter Zhi Qing looks a little unconvinced. I was fed up, so I laughed loudly. As her friend, have I gone too far? Why is she so angry? Maybe I went too far.

This classmate brought us joy and laughter.

8. Ask for an essay describing a teacher or classmate. Teacher humor: my classmate.

He is tall, very straight. A pair of watery eyes embedded in the round goose egg face is very magical. Under his eyes is his straight nose, and Zhang Yuanyuan's big red mouth has been an "old neighbor" for ten years! He is a very caring classmate and likes to help others. He is my classmate Liu Zeyu.

One day in self-study class, I made a mistake in my homework, so I looked for an eraser in my pencil box, but I couldn't find it. I started rummaging through the table again, but I couldn't find it for a long time. Oh, what is it? I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks-running around. Then I patted my head and remembered that I must have left my homework in my schoolbag yesterday. what can I do? This is only the first class! At this moment, Liu Zeyu just handed in his exercise book and came over. Seeing that I was in such a hurry, he asked me with concern, "What's the matter with you? Why are you in such a hurry? " I replied helplessly, "I forgot to bring my eraser." Liu Zeyu went on to say, "Then you can use my eraser." After that, he handed me a black eraser, and I was very grateful. After the first class, I went over to thank Liu Zeyu: "Liu Zeyu, thank you." He said, "Never mind, good friend, you don't have to be so polite. This eraser can be returned to me after school today. I am afraid that some students don't bring school tools, but bring an eraser and ruler every day. "

I didn't know much about Liu Zeyu before, but after listening to his words, I knew he was a helpful classmate. I'm really glad to have such a good classmate.

(Part II)

With shiny black hair, black pearl eyes and a small cherry mouth that can make people smile, she is my classmate-Wang Ziqi. Because she is funny, we all call her "the king of funny".

I remember a spring outing, I was with her. When I was bored, she suddenly said that she wanted to jump rope. I was taken aback and thought: This place is too small, how can it accommodate her skipping rope? Besides, neither she nor I brought a rope. Just when I was imagining things, don't say that she really jumped up. When I saw it, alas, it turned out to be empty-handed! Just as she was jumping vigorously, a bang startled me. When I looked intently, it turned out that her snack bag was trampled by her, which was a false alarm. I thought she fell. At this moment, the voice of "di-er-"rang again. I thought it was an ambulance. Looking closely, it turned out that it was the "funny king" who pretended to cry and made us laugh.

If you think she can only be funny, you are all wet. She is not only funny, but also famous for her quick thinking in our class.

Once in class, the teacher asked us to continue compiling the text. Because it was difficult, no one in the class raised their hands and everyone was thinking. She thought quickly and raised her hand. "The bird came to the reindeer's house ..." It was written quickly and wonderfully, and the teacher praised her all the time.

I want to be good friends with her all my life and learn from her.

9. Students with humorous compositions I have a very good classmate. She is xx.

Although her grades are not very good, she always gives me great support and encouragement when I am most sad and frustrated. She is very helpful.

I remember once being angry with my classmates and crying. At this moment, she came up to me and said, "Don't cry! Don't cry for those smelly boys! The more you cry, the happier they will be. Let's go out and play! " After listening to her words, I thought: Yes! Why should I cry for their smelly boys? So after a while, I became happy again.

Another time, because I didn't bring my art book, I was in a hurry and fidgeted in my seat. At this time, w x seemed to see my heart. So she asked me, "xx, what's wrong with you? Didn't you bring a book? " I looked down and whispered, "Yes." "Then I'll lend it to you!" She said enthusiastically. I said doubtfully, "Then don't you have any books?" "It doesn't matter." Xx said, "My grades are worse than yours, so it's no harm to be criticized by the teacher!" " "Xx saw that I still didn't answer her, so she forced the book into my hand. At this moment, the class * * * rang. I never returned the book to her. The harmful teacher severely criticized her!

I am proud to have this classmate!

In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so cute. It is a kind of fate that people from 90 different schools can get together today and get together in three years. The ancients said, "We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? "Yes, why care about the past? As long as we are together, we should cherish and attach importance to this fate.

In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so beautiful. We are all parents' treasures. In the eyes of parents, we will always be their angels. Everyone has his own unique personality, everyone has a different excitement and a colorful sky.

In my eyes, every classmate is so excellent. After just a few months of getting along, I found that many students have their own bright spots: he is cautious, she is serious, she is diligent, literary talent is flying, he is tireless, and he is positive ... Their persistence and beauty left an indelible impression on me. After the exam, I found some talented girls.

In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so kind, they are ready to help others, helped me again and again, and infected the people around them with their simple and kind hearts. ...

In a blink of an eye, I have been promoted to junior high school for more than three months. During these three months, I gradually became familiar with my classmates. In my eyes, they are so cute, so excellent, so ...

Classmate, what a beautiful word, it will always touch my heart with its purity. ...