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Excerpts from friends who spit out teammates playing game dishes (40 articles)

Talk about teammates playing game dishes in the circle of friends 1. Life in this world is nothing more than making others laugh and occasionally laughing at others.

2. Do you spend the New Year in the wild with your wild monster?

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

Don't join the group when playing wild. Do you pick ganoderma lucidum in the grass?

5. You finally understand K's golden dog eye! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?

6. Your mobile phone was stolen, right? I chose this hero 0-6 for you.

7. You can roll as far as you want: you can run as fast as the speed of light!

8. What are you doing, brother? How about a spring outing to the canyon?

9. You can do more than the American delegation.

10. You are like a soldier who can be resurrected!

1 1. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same power by skydiving.

12. Please don't play games if you are physically disabled.

13. Sorry, I don't know the language of animals.

14. Fifteen minutes of games will bring you back to life in ten minutes.

15. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?

16. You look good, like a blooming garlic.

17. Can I give my mobile phone to an adult at home?

18. Do you live by the sea? It's so wide.

19. The soldiers are all fighting. Do you surrender?

20. If you are a cow, this position is definitely not worthy of me!

In the circle of friends, talk about teammates playing game dishes Part II 2 1. If you are ill, don't come to me. I'm not a vet.

22. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

23. Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people in winter.

24. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

25. Go home and don't be killed by soldiers.

26. Get more sun, and no one will call you an idiot if you get bronzed.

27. I feel that your IQ has been cut off from the umbilical cord.

28. What kind are you and why are you so fierce?

29. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

30. What are you waiting for if you don't tear down the tower? Waiting for the storm dragon king to lay eggs?

3 1. Did Xiao Bing dance the pole in front of you? Look hard.

32. If you don't kill the dragon, it will evolve into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

33. Have you seen the mvp opposite? You are a second-generation parent!

34. You hung up! Hosts can play better than you.

Don't judge the value of my existence by your ignorance.

36. Son, give your father your mobile phone quickly.

37. Mouth sounds like water from the Three Gorges Dam.

38. Is this game more than anyone else?

39. Li Bai (or other heroes), is your purple sword (weapon) rusty?

40. If you think I am complicated, you are no better.

Excerpts from sentences in which teammates with high emotional intelligence play games poorly (40 sentences)

Gao EQ said that his teammates were poor at playing games. 1. Did Xiao Bing dance the pole in front of you? Look hard.

Go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

All the soldiers were fighting, so you surrendered?

Zhong Kui, did you buy the hook from Pinduoduo?

5. Your beating is worse than my grandmother's stewed pig's trotters!

6. Is there your crape myrtle across the street? Chasing people after you?

7. Why don't you get a haircut and change your hairstyle? This is the best way to look at your face.

8. What are you calling?

9. Why don't you buy equipment? Save it for the hero.

10. Are you all gourd dolls? One by one? A delivery guy?

1 1. Don't joke with me if you can't fathom my temper.

12. Are you tiling the King's Canyon?

13. Before I met you, my life was dull and without any luster. Until I met you, my world was completely dark!

14. You look very creative and live bravely!

15. You are right, but why should I listen to you?

16. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

17. "I have to say that the scenery of King's Canyon is getting better and better, which makes people forget to return."

18. When you laugh, all the wolves hang themselves: when you sigh, the cat runs away: when you jump, the chicken flies, and the dog jumps: you are uglier than a ghost without dressing up; When you dress up, you frighten the ghost into paralysis.

19. If you don't kill the dragon, it will evolve into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

20. Stand there and I'll buy you some oranges.

Gao EQ said that his teammates were poor at playing games. 2 2 1. God spread wisdom all over the world, but gave you an umbrella.

22. When a mosquito bites your face, it will want to commit suicide.

23. Your mobile phone was stolen, right? I chose this hero 0-6 for you.

24. Brother, get started, don't play with your feet.

25. Put a piece of meat on your mobile phone, and the dog's output will be higher than yours.

26. In short, don't listen to each other, and continue to output.

27. If you have nothing to do, go to the training camp and learn from the river crab.

28. Do you live by the sea? It's so wide.

29. Does your family have a pig farm? The shooter on the other side is as fat as a pig.

30. Do you know how wronged the pigs in the wild are when the wild has developed like this?

3 1. For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.

32. That's your father-in-law, please send it.

33. Are you Guo Huang? There are so many murals.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

35. Are there any masterpieces to be exhibited recently? I'm going to buy tickets and hold a performance.

36. If thinking is proof of survival, it is difficult for me to judge whether you are a corpse or not.

37. May you be blessed like the Caribbean and live longer than a flash in the pan.

38. If you lack care, you can call me baby, but there is no need to keep the opposite as a wife.

39. It's none of my business that you hate me. You make it sound like you like me, and you can sublimate my life.

40. Orange mulberry, the crystal in my hometown is about to explode. Aren't you going back to have a look?

Talk about the circle of friends with early power failure in Tucao University Dormitory (40 articles)

Talk about the first article 1 in the circle of friends with power failure in Tucao University dormitory. Careless, the big peach that is about to rot on the ground will turn into mud under my feet; If you are not careful, you will kick the wire in the middle of the dormitory, causing the beautiful small desk lamp at the table to fall painfully; I accidentally stepped on those pots for the third time, and the consequences were unimaginable.

The dormitory seems to have just been launched by an atomic bomb. It's a mess. The field is wide and wide, so that the back three points are safe.

3. My heart is a dormitory, where there are house girls, goblins, shrews, aunts, Lori, angels and demons, who take turns to be dormitory administrators.

Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. True patience should be due diligence, the overall situation, and the welfare of all. "Patience" is not a retreat, but a state of treating injustice in the world with a normal heart.

Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory will give off a charming fragrance. Being tired is because you have something extra in your heart, just like being full.

6. The dormitory is too cold in winter, so single dog will go out to bask in the sun.

7. The dormitory is too cold in winter, so single dog will go out to bask in the sun. Patience is to seek comfort, not to accumulate energy.

8. Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory will give off a "charming" "fragrance". To achieve lofty goals, we must be able to endure the ridicule of others and the loneliness of going it alone.

9. Pushing the dormitory to open the door is a mess, and the garbage on the ground is not cleaned, just like a garbage dump. Bite the root: describe trying to overcome difficulties, persevere patiently, and not change the established intention.

10. Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory exudes charm and fragrance. Habit has a magical power to change temperament, which can make the devil dominate people's souls and expel them from people's hearts.

1 1. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. All the troubles are caused by oneself, and they can only be solved by themselves. Don't cry to your friends, find them to play ball.

12. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. Patience is the skill of hope.

13. Pushing the dormitory to open the door was a mess, and the garbage on the ground was not cleaned up, just like a garbage dump. When we spend this life, we are constantly throwing away all kinds of luggage along the way, but until the end, we must not lose the ability to be stupid. Can prevent the soul from drying up.

14. The dormitory is too cloudy and cold in winter. Single dog is going out to bask in the sun. A closer look reveals that it is my own shadow that accompanies me.

15. Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory exudes charm and fragrance. The crossroads of life is a multiple-choice question. Only by careful choice can we ensure the correct direction. If we make a confused choice, we will easily go astray. If we give up the choice, we will lose our way.

16. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Life is short, be kind to yourself, and tomorrow will be better.

17. Pushing the dormitory to open the door was a mess, and the garbage on the ground was not cleaned, just like a garbage dump. There are two selves in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

18. The dormitory for four people feels like a tribe. It takes a lot of patience to live a good life. Without complaining or explaining, it is definitely a talent.

19. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. I can't sleep well and I'm in a bad mood.

20. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. How many times have I woken up crying and wanted to hug you tightly, but you were not by my side, thinking that maybe one day you would leave me and hold the doll you gave me sadly and say it.

Talk about the circle of friends with power failure in Tucao University Dormitory Part II 2 1. One dormitory, two worlds.

22. Pushing the dormitory to open the door is a mess, and the garbage on the ground is not cleaned, just like a garbage dump. Stock is the safest "gambler", and "gambling" alone may not be successful, but also depends on the combination of thinking and endurance.

23. The dormitory is too cold in winter, so single dog will go out to bask in the sun. If you aim the camera at a person, record all his words and deeds, and then edit them according to your own wishes, anyone may become a good person or a bad person.

24. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Don't be patient because of your cowardice, but for your goals and dreams.

25. Living in a dormitory in winter is too cold to wash clothes. I saved a lot to take home. I'm sorry. Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? I am coming. "

26. Living in a dormitory in winter is too cold to wash clothes. I saved a lot to take home. Patience is the best way to cure all difficulties.

27. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night.

28. Pushing the dormitory to open the door is a mess, and the garbage on the ground is not cleaned up, just like a garbage dump. Patience is not submission, but a temporary compromise to make yourself stronger or better.

29. The dormitory is too cold in winter, so single dog will go out to bask in the sun. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture.

30. Pushing the dormitory to open the door is a mess, and the garbage on the ground is not cleaned up, just like a garbage dump. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.

3 1. If there is no partition on the bed, I wonder where the things piled on the roof will be placed? This is really dangerous, because if the things on it start to resist, they are likely to fall down.

32. The dormitory for four people feels like a tribe. Learning is the accumulation of experience, and talent is the patience of hard work. -Mao Dun

It was so cold that I woke up and immediately opened the quilt for my roommate. If it is unavoidable, it is your responsibility to bear it. If you are destined to bear it, it is foolish to say that you cannot bear it.

34. It seems that the dormitory has just been launched by an atomic bomb, and it is in a mess. Of all the advantages, the advantage of patience is the least relevant to young men and women.

35. The part-time job of the school dormitory water room is a sewage treatment plant. There are only people who can't help it, and there is nothing that can't be helped.

36. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

37. The student dormitory becomes an ice room, and the radiator becomes a decoration! There are two important prerequisites for success: determination and patience.

38. Living in a dormitory in winter is too cold to wash clothes. I saved a lot to take home. Cry, tears are your own, and no one will bear them for you.

39. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. Patience is painful, but its result is sweet.

40. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Be a sensible and intelligent person, be a happy person, be a dedicated and caring person, be a strong and patient person, be a harmonious and generous person, and be a * * * born earthman!

Excerpts from sentences about dormitory hygiene in Tucao University (40 articles)

1. Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory exudes charm and fragrance. To achieve lofty goals, we must be able to endure the ridicule of others and the loneliness of going it alone.

It was so cold that I woke up with cold, and I immediately opened the quilt for my roommate. If you want to live without fatigue, you have to compare less, if you want to live without annoyance, you have to care less, if you want to live without bitterness, you have to be lazy less, and if you want to live without regret, you have to be reckless less.

Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. All the troubles are caused by oneself, and they can only be solved by themselves. Don't cry to your friends, find them to play ball.

Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Things are dialectical. When you get something, you also lose something else. When you lose something, you will get something.

I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

6. It was so cold that I woke up with cold and immediately opened the quilt for my roommate. If you want to be a good person, you must first learn patience.

7. Therefore, even in the place where the personnel conflict is the most serious, she can still be exquisite and like a duck to water. I have been trying to make my dormitory peaceful, but I know that I am a versatile person in your heart.

8. Living in a dormitory in winter is too cold to wash clothes. I saved a lot to take home. Only by controlling your temper can you achieve great things. Patience and persistence are painful, but they can bring you happiness. Patience is a necessary condition for success. To achieve something, you must first learn patience. Patience can make you feel the joy of life in silence. With single-minded patience, everything will become soft. Without patience, gold can't be refined from gold mines, and jade can't be ground into beautiful jade.

9. Living in a dormitory in winter is too cold to wash clothes. I saved a lot to take home. A gentleman cannot tolerate what others cannot tolerate, tolerate what others cannot tolerate, and deal with what others cannot tolerate.

10. It's too cold. When I woke up, I immediately opened the quilt for my roommate. I don't mean to hide it in my heart, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

1 1. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Only those who have patience can succeed easily.

12. The dormitory for four people feels like a tribe. I learned to be brave when I was afraid of being alone; When I was bored, no one asked, so I learned to endure. When you are tired, there is no one to rely on and you learn to stand on your own feet. Learn to be patient, persistent and strong when you are sick and injured. Even if a person is sad, don't beg for mercy. The sympathy that others can give you is the last thing you need.

13. I lived in a dormitory in winter, and it was too cold to wash clothes, so I saved a lot and took it home. Leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or because the trees don't stay?

14. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. Some are unhappy and can't remember clearly; Some misfortunes, don't think too deeply. When everything has been experienced, the heart will be strong; After the hurdle, my heart will be clear. Don't torture yourself with trifles.

15. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night.

16. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. Some people get depressed when they encounter regrets and disappointments. In fact, from another angle, disappointment and regret are also a kind of happiness, which proves that your dreams and expectations are still there. Bow your head when you do things, how much your mind can sink and how much you can endure determines what you can do; How many eyes you can bear and how much pressure you can resist determine what kind of person you can become.

17. I slept shivering in the dormitory that night. Youth is doomed to ups and downs, tears and sweat, grievances and failures.

18. The dormitory seems to have just been launched by an atomic bomb, and it is a mess. And many things could have been successful, because they could not bear it and failed.

19. The dormitory should be a poetic and quiet space, but this dormitory with bright windows and topaz as the main tone gives people a sense of depression and obscurity.

20. It seems that the dormitory has just been launched by an atomic bomb, and it is in a mess. Pay attention to the distance, and you will speed up your steps; Look at the scenery, you will walk lightly; Walking with people, you will laugh and sing; You will make it to the top through thick and thin.

2 1. Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory exudes charm and fragrance. Tolerance is a kind of beauty. Only when the deep sky tolerates the temporary ravages of lightning storms can it be clear. The vast sea is boundless only when the stormy waves are raging for a while; The vast forest endures the law of the jungle for the time being, and only in this way can it be lush, and only when Mount Tai spares no effort can it be high. Rivers can only become bigger if they don't choose small streams. Tolerance is the towering Mount Tai, and it is the rivers and lakes that accommodate all rivers and lakes.

22. Looking at the sundries in the dormitory room, plus juice, makes the whole dormitory instantly dirty.

23. It was so cold that I woke up and immediately opened the quilt for my roommate. Endurance is a pair of warm little hands, to avoid deepening contradictions and calm small storms.

24. The dormitory for four people feels like a tribe. Don't covet unexpected wealth, people who are satisfied are always happy.

25. The student dormitory becomes an ice room, and the radiator becomes a decoration! There are two important prerequisites for success: determination and patience.

26. The student dormitory becomes an ice room, and the radiator becomes a decoration! Depression, all kinds of incurable diseases.

27. I hate the wind, not only because of sandstorm, but also because of garbage. Can you feel the garbage bags flying on your face?

28. The student dormitory becomes an ice room, and the radiator becomes a decoration! Learn more, be less proud and be more patient. Laziness should be eliminated.

29. It seems that the dormitory has just been launched by an atomic bomb, and it is in a mess. Can you leave this world, let me leave for a while and then come back?

30. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Sometimes, you are misunderstood and you don't want to argue, so you choose silence.

3 1. After a day's work at school, I feel a little cold when I return to my new dormitory.

32. The part-time job of the school dormitory water room is a sewage treatment plant. I don't know much about music, so I sometimes go out of tune.

33. The dormitory for four people feels like a tribe. Learn to enjoy in life: enjoy the happiness of work, the laughter of friends, the warmth of family, the happiness of creation and the sweetness of fruit.

34. Our dormitory is messy and dirty, which is simply unsightly. Patience is a plaster for all pains.

35. The leftovers on the dining table are stained with oil, the stools are crooked, the quilt on the bed is curled up in the corner, and the sofa is full of changed clothes and socks. The whole dormitory is suffocating.

36. It seems that the dormitory has just been launched by an atomic bomb, and it is in a mess. Anyone who achieves great things has extraordinary willpower and endurance. That is to say, when encountering difficulties or difficulties, it is difficult for ordinary people to persist, give up or escape. Those who do things can often persist, and the winner is the winner.

37. The dormitory for four people feels like a tribe.

38. Living in a dormitory in winter is too cold to wash clothes. I saved a lot to take home. I'm always used to hysteria, and then I hide in the corner and lick my wounds alone.

39. Every Friday, the trash can outside the dormitory will give off "charm" and "fragrance". Go ahead and reap on the road. If you have experienced it, you will understand. Even if the road ahead is tiring, don't be stubborn and take no risks. Maybe if you turn a corner, you will usher in a better tomorrow.

40. Student dormitories become ice rooms and radiators become furnishings! Never failing means never succeeding; Never failing means never winning; Never reflecting means never experiencing; Never falling means never reaching the top.