Say a funny person with a low laugh.

1, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to the "management period"

2, the sky is gray, pick up the whip and lead.

Don't shock the world with coquettish, but seek shameless action.

I don't have a career line, I only have GEM.

Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

6. Ride the tortoise and touch the wire, pulling the wind and lightning all the way.

7. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

8. I came into this world crying, and I plan to go back crying!

9. It's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

10, it's really hard to be a man. Your family is rich and says I don't deserve you, and your family is poor and says you don't deserve her.

1 1, failure is not terrible, the key is to see if this failure is a successful mother.

12, the first part: looking for a job, looking for a good job, the second part: looking for a husband, looking for a good husband, horizontal batch: dreaming.

13, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

14, the woman with the best figure is like this. She looks quite thin and feels fleshy.

15, if I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

16, at the end of the year, if you don't give out the year-end bonus or raise your salary, you are playing hooligans.

17, when I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if you will be all right, if you come and hold on a little longer!

I don't agree with you, but I will defend your right to speak to the death.

19, women live longer than men, and software is more durable than hardware.

20. Give me a shovel and dig up other people's wives.

2 1, love is like a ferris wheel, only oneself is injured,

22. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them. If you look down, you will be hooligans.

23. In fact, I am a very traditional person and have always supported three wives and four concubines.

24. I hugged you at the end of the road, but you dragged me into deeper darkness.

25. I firmly believe that every exam has a principle. We are all family in the examination room.

26. I thought nightmares wouldn't haunt me all the time. I thought I could cure my headache by closing my eyes.

27. Don't blink when you can't help crying. You will see the whole process of the whole world from clear to fuzzy.

28. Going far away by train doesn't care about the destination, only about you and the scenery along the way.

29, lies, after packaging, have a better name: oath.

30. Behind every girl's favorite lyrics, there is an unknown story.

3 1, don't fall in love with someone because of a temporary feeling, because it may be an illusion.

32. The remaining 2 1 g soul is the last way for me to love you.

Please give me some sunshine, air, water and a little love at your fingertips.

I can wait for you for a long time. I'm not afraid. I'm afraid I can't wait for you in the end.

Give up what you can't get. Doesn't it hurt to think of it every day?

36. All problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble.

Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride and admit that we are wrong. This is not to admit defeat, but to grow up.

38. Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

39. I am the kind of person who is not afraid of death and pain, and is afraid of losing you.

40. The fool said I was waiting for you. The fool came back and the fool left.

4 1, a woman's proudest is not how beautiful she looks. But how many women can her man refuse for her ~

42. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

43. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

44. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

45. Don't treat animals that are still dead after a week of bleeding lightly. ...

46. Never treat an army of 4 billion lightly. ...

47, beauty, you are only suitable for missing, not suitable for meeting.

48. It is said that women are clothes and brothers are brothers. Whoever touches my hands and feet will touch his clothes.

49. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

50. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

There are some funny personalities. Talk about low-level humor.

1, this morning in spring, I woke up easily. Hang up Q and don't disturb me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

2, men, just like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, it is too late!

3. Want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt.

4. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

6. Wake up every day and change your hairstyle. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

7. Tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled.

8. If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

9. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

10, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

1 1, if you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online …

12, who doesn't know who is snickering at your crotch when you play with your mobile phone in class?

13, what's wrong with being sick? It's better than going to the hospital when you are sick.

14, nothing I didn't expect, only what I thought I didn't want to do.

15, my eyes are fine, but I can't see you clearly.

16, I can't win. What's the matter with you? At least I don't feel inferior.

17, I don't want to disappoint your kindness, so I have to put the banana peel at your feet.

18, please leave my origin, and don't infect me with your sadness.

19, keep getting out of my world.

20. One day we will die, so live slowly and wait for Zeus.

2 1, since you are willing to go through fire and water for me, I will be deeply grieved for you.

22. You are notoriously stingy, and no one can compare with you.

23. If you are an administrator, you can kick people around. Aren't you meddling?

24. There are still beautiful women on this road.

25, roll just one word, I will only say it once, I am afraid that the person who heard it will not disappear.

26.are you a chameleon? One is before others, and the other is after others.

27. I am quitting smoking, and smoking affects my civic image.

28, my love is no big deal, just love you.

29. I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did, and the people I loved don't love.

30. A man who only makes women cry is a big loser.

3 1, treacherous people are not brothers, don't defile the word.

There is only one me in the world, so you should love me well.

Give me time, I can surpass everything, but who will give me time?

34. Feelings have nothing to do with you. My love for you shows that I still love you.

If you can't give me the result, don't make any lifelong commitment.

36, so live, no passion, no reason.

Forgiving you is God's business. My job is to send you to God.

38. Falling in love with others is a big violation, and rejecting men is a good thing in heaven.

39. You can forget if you say forget. If it's so simple, why should I be sad now?

40. You make me love you wholeheartedly. Did you share it with me?

4 1, I'm not that generous. I'll find someone else.

42. You threw cold water on me. Don't pour it back until I cook it.

43, you admit that you are his lover, he doesn't admit that you are his lover, why should people flatter themselves?

44. In this false love, my happiness finally became empty.

45. When I unify the world, I will definitely make you a beggar leader.

46. I miss you so much, but the oath has given me countless slaps.

47. With proud capital, you will have the courage to work hard enough.

48. I don't have golden light, but I have light you can't afford.

49. I have seen through everything on the road of life, including this road of world of mortals.

50, don't give labor, you have no capital to force.

Don't come if your smile is low.

1, the real China people will not give up every inch of land easily, because the real China people don't have an inch of land.

2. Disciple, I didn't expect you to win this Millennium Snow Lotus by mistake. Can increase the cultivation of Jiazi. Here, give it to you.

As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world.

It is dangerous to swim in the wild alone. It's best to go together. There is one more person on the road and one more concern.

5. Pour a ladle of wine into a bucket of sewage, and you will get a bucket of sewage; Pour a gourd ladle of sewage into a bucket of wine, and you will get a good beating.

6. Your parents have raised you as a princess for more than 20 years, instead of letting you be wronged in front of men, you should negotiate the price first!

7, pa, is a very complete word: mouth and hands.

8. Do you think I'm easy? Four-level complaints. Band 6 shrugged and replied, forget it. I'm sorry, too.

9. Jing M.Guo's company perfectly explained the barrel theory: the shortest one decides everything.

10, the Japanese delegation just apologized to the Olympic Organizing Committee, saying that they just learned that shooting in people's faces is not allowed.

1 1. Shooting is the fairest event for the judges of the London Olympic Games, probably because the players have guns in their hands.

12, money is just a cloud to monks, teacher, make a price!

13. As soon as Confucius saw a young man with good qualifications, he would pat him on the shoulder with a smile and say, Come and see me in Confucianism when you are free.

14, Wang Anshi and Sima Guang have been at odds politically. It is said that Sima Guang smashed his jar when he was a child.

15, Wen Hui! Wenhui! Listen! I'm peeing.

16, women's mood: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on shopping.

17, if you want to be unknown, unless you are careful.

18, the day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

19, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

20. Online, etc. , quite urgent. The hungry spider said.

2 1, boss, come and load the rat slices! -Cats

22. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. He asks you for a debt, and the other party is willing to kill him.

23. The story of Chang 'e and Hou Yi tells us that a woman who takes drugs and a man who likes to shoot outside will have no result.

24. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Xiao Mu. Later, she had breast augmentation, and everyone called her Xiao Shu.

25. The symbols that thieves often use to step on the spot are posted on the Internet. Disappointingly, none of the symbols means "there is a lonely young woman at home".

26. The books you buy are like the people you like, and some of them will always fall into the hands of friends.

27, Cold Food Festival Tomb-Sweeping Day, April 4th and April 5th two festivals together, is to commemorate a pair of lovers named "cold" and "Ming".

28. Xiaohua is older than her sister 12 years old. Four years later, her sister was just twice the age of Xiaohua. Please ask for her contact information.

29. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

Interesting private conversation

1. Are you full after eating so much? 2, the thread is turning, and my feet are soft tonight.

Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

4, you are promising enough and coquettish enough.

5. Water makes noise because it is blocked, and people mature because of setbacks!

6. I depend on myself for everything, so you don't have to look up.

7. The small vagueness in misty poems and the big vagueness in soap operas.

8, playing is pro, swearing is love, love is not enough!

9. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

10, the world is crazy, and monsters are bridesmaids for Altman.

1 1. You said we would grow old together, but you secretly oiled it.

12. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

13. Recently, the price of pork has gone up again, so should your price.

14, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

15, don't think you are a gourd baby.

16, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

17. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her.

19, dear child, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

20, there are girls who don't bubble and rebel; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

2 1, Tong Zhi, be good, or Ma Ma will spank you.

Opportunities rained down on me, but I dodged them one by one.

23. Sisters said, tell fortune tomorrow and calculate the lives of those bitches.

24. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

25. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

26. The person who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, but a bat.

27, erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!

28. It's not that I want to stay up late, but that I am needed as a bright star in the dark.

29. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

30. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

3 1. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

32. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

33. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

34. From now on, we will walk together, and we will have delicate ideas together.

35. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.

36. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

37. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use snot instead.

38. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

40. Everyone says I spoil you, but you say I have never spoiled you.

4 1, confession of police uncle: I have been paying attention to you for a long time, please come with me.

42. The decrease of forest area in China is mainly due to too many test papers!

43. Mixing entertainment circles is like playing mahjong. If you want to be a big name, you have to give up a pot of chicken!

44. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

45. When the thief who stole my wallet opened it, he burst into tears and sighed: It's not easy!

The most painful thing in the world is that the teacher is still dragging his feet from one class to another.

47. Tencent is fine. At least he didn't forget my birthday and sent me the only blessing.

Come out, I want to talk to you about something. About what? Love.

49. There are always some girls who are men in front of girls and girls in front of men.

50. Someone looks up, not necessarily at the sky, but at whether the Spring Festival couplets are posted correctly.

5 1, as a foodie, eating doesn't mean I'm hungry, just because my mouth is lonely.

52. I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.

53. It's hard enough to drink dichlorvos. If you encounter another bottle, it will collapse even more.

54. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

55. Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel a little guilty, and I always wonder how I have anything to do with him.

56. When I was poor at school, there was always a feeling that 100 yuan could not be broken, and it soon disappeared.

57. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even more angry was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

58. Work year after year, worry year after year. Working overtime every day is like a monkey. Overtime is unpaid and there is no reason to be scolded every day.

59. While he said that the truth is often in the hands of a few people, he also told us that the minority is subordinate to the majority.

60. You never know how ugly you are if you don't confess, or how bad your character is if you don't borrow money. .

6 1. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like it or not. After all, she is blind.

62. No matter how you walk through Qian Shan, day and night, I firmly believe that you will never leave Yuan Ye in my heart.

63. When I said I wanted to be a boy, my classmates came up and hit me. I said I want to cut my hair short, and my best friend came up and hit me!

I met you in this beautiful Phoenix. This will be a wonderful memory in my life. Beautiful encounter.

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

66. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1300 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions right.

Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

68. If you like someone, you have to say it. Confession is not difficult. Anyway, you are not the kind of person who needs to rack one's brains to come up with a tactful reason for refusing.

69. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight the landlord, and five monks can play Fuwa.

70. The ex-girlfriend is very introverted. How introverted is she? She wanted to end her four-year relationship with me and was embarrassed to call her new boyfriend to tell me.

7 1, tell you a secret to get rich, don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends!

72. I like you not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that others can't give me at a special time, which makes me deeply fall in love with someone.

73. Some people are simply four, except 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus 12 plus 12, and twice as much as two.

74. Love has made a thousand turns in my heart. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel that our love has not been in vain. Until the last day of my life, you and I still miss you deeply!

75. If you want to find a girlfriend, find someone who doesn't like makeup! Draw once in a while! I will feel heartbroken if I find a general makeup! Not occasionally! Easy to die suddenly!

Doctor: Why can't I find my pen? I want to write you a prescription. The patient quietly reminded: doctor, you put it under my arm!

77. Who says there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? Boys are more like Niu Wangmo. It's not that we are too dissolute, and we can't be frivolous without money. Love painting has never been a pervert! Gentlemen, line up! Occasionally caught a strong J case, but also a female rogue!

I want to buy a tank. Then buy it. Can't afford it, it's so expensive. Take a credit card and swipe it. What should I do if I have to pay back my credit card? What are you afraid of? You have tanks.

79. I have no objection to girls wearing skirts in summer, especially miniskirts. Everyone knows that they want to be cool, but why do they wear safety pants under short skirts? Is the most basic trust between people gone? Will I still spy on you?