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Talk about dirty face.

1, I was only gentle for a while, and the dog ate me.

2. Who walked through the old days and put red makeup on the bride in memory?

The murderer lost the murder weapon, just like Cinderella lost her glass shoes.

If you have the courage to cut your hair short, you will feel that there is nothing to give up.

5. Love is a matter of two people. Why should I be alone?

6. You will never understand how long it takes to forget the pain.

7. I don't know how much time has passed and how much life is left.

8. I closed my eyes gently, but there were no tears to meet this occasion.

9. I only love memories and don't want to give up.

10, this city is destined to be busy, waiting for the end of prosperity and looking for a moment of peace.

1 1. The fewer times your avatar jumps, the smaller my position in your heart.

12, the best way to avoid heartbreak is to pretend that you have no heart.

You met someone. Then your life will change forever.

14, waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a plane to dock.

15, the heart is a mental journey, it is always difficult to find the end, hug.

The best way to avoid disappointment is not to pin your hopes on anyone or anything.

1. How long have we been out of touch? I feel that I will never see you again in my life. Some things are not knots, but scars. Will those secrets that can't be told be an excuse for never meeting each other? I've been thinking about how much courage it takes to say the first sentence if you and I never contact again after many years, and suddenly one day, just stand in the noisy crowd and stare at each other.

Second, there are some things that we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward, just because we are used to it.

3. A real optimist, then he must have had all kinds of despair and nostalgia, until later he found that you can get by.

Every morning, I remind myself once again that life is short and beautiful, and there is no time to struggle and care.

Five, don't be wronged for others, change yourself. You are unique, precious, proud and beautiful. You must love yourself. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Just know, originally just want to listen to the familiar voice.

6. The best way to avoid disappointment is not to place hope on anyone or anything.

No matter how strong a person is, there must be weaknesses in his heart, which will be broken at the touch and hurt at the touch.

Eight, some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Someone has cut out your heart, but you still pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

Love is not only giving, but also occasional jokes, generous tolerance, well-meaning requests and necessary bickering will make love more unforgettable. Facing with a normal heart, love will be more real and pure, and love is a dull life.

Sometimes the sun is fine, and sometimes it is dark. This is life.

Eleven, love is coming, of course, it is happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple. Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically. Be sincere.

Twelve, many people are always tired. No matter what people around her do, it makes her work hard and feel sad. In fact, there are so many disappointments in this world, but your mind is too heavy and you think too much. Some small things, if you think too much, become big things. Some details, if you think too much, will become tragedy. After all, it is all fantasy. So people are heavy and tired, and their hearts are heavy and tired. Relax like a man.

Thirteen, true love, only through thick and thin, * * * adversity, share weal and woe, without the oath of the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but can be happy together for a lifetime, no matter how the environment changes, can be consistent, can pay everything for love, can stand the test of secular and dull time.

Anything that makes you feel heavy, makes you feel bad about yourself and hinders your progress, throw it away. Anything, if it just takes up space, has no positive contribution to your life. Throw it away. It takes you a long time to weigh the pros and cons of anything, whether to throw it away or keep it, or worry about something wrong, then throw it away.

15. Memory is a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our true friends are.

202 1 Talking about mood is the best gift for yourself.

1. People's two eyes are parallel, but they don't look at people equally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

2. Biological instinct is to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. People want to hide when they see bad things, and they just want to get close when they see good things.

There is no need to explain yourself too much to others. Anyway, people who like you don't like you because of your explanation, and people who hate you don't like you because of your explanation.

4. Whenever and wherever you are, you should understand that you live for yourself. Don't take others' comments too seriously. As long as everything is clear-minded, you don't have to care too much.

When the mirror is dirty, we don't mistakenly think that our face is dirty, so why do we feel bad when others say a bad word casually?

6. Everything goes well in life. So, don't be serious with others, because it's not worth it, don't be serious with yourself, because you can't afford to hurt, and don't be serious with the past.

7. What kind of person are you? Just know yourself. What kind of life you live, just enjoy it or bear it yourself. There is no need for everyone to know and understand that bitter days are bitter days and good days are enjoyment.

8. Life is like riding a roller coaster. There are peaks and valleys, indicating that whether it is good or bad now, it is only temporary. Who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, who is not who. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?

9. The so-called maturity means that you still like what you like, but you don't; Hate or hate, but tolerable; Fear or fear, but can face; Things that were unreasonable before can be taken for granted.

10, people just don't want, don't cherish, don't understand until they lose, and don't understand can be redeemed.

1 1, just let go of some things, just relax and don't care too much. Being broad-minded is the best gift for yourself.

12, I hope that all the sufferings and many misfortunes that I am saddened by now will be laughed off in the future. May all your sufferings eventually become a gift from the world.

Sad love: When he loves you, he can't pretend not to love you.

1, a few sighs, generations of joys and sorrows, ridiculous, life is up to me.

2. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

The greatest behavior of unrequited love is realization. You don't love me, but I help you. A true secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he is far away from you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily.

4, love, has always been a thousand turns. How can we love without being abandoned or hurt? Love turns out to be an experience. I hope people will last long.

Looking at the sun and the moon that day, it was silent. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed.

6. That's it, mountains and rivers will never meet again.

7. Never look back, why not? Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names. Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

8. Similarly, he can't pretend to love you when he doesn't love you.

9. When a person doesn't love you, he will leave you.

10, you have to ask yourself if you still love him.

1 1, elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.

12, mountains and rivers meet, smiling for you.

13 but he really doesn't love you when he doesn't love you.

14, after a fleeting dream, I went back to Qushui to watch the fireworks bloom into a full moon.

15. Why do you forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

16, a sentence expressing love, knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifelong contract, and you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy. Love is a process of pursuing unfriendly. When you complain about being unfriendly, it is when you don't love him.

17, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

18, like a person, no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

19, really will accompany you forever!

20. Nobody wants to change his mind on purpose. He really loves you when he loves you.