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Gu nian's talk

First, we are not young, and we can't always say we broke up.

Second, He Laoshi is old and Nana is married. The relationship between Wu Xin and Haitao is still so bad, and Vega has many wrinkles, but I love the happy family it brings me.

I can't catch you with a knife in my hand. If I put the knife down, I can't protect you. ]

Four, if I die, my first flower is: employers and employees finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

5. [I thought it was very touching, but I didn't expect you to treat it like dirt, maybe you didn't even give it a good eye]

If life deceives you, don't be sad or cry, because life will deceive you tomorrow.

7. He is the person I loved with the cleanest and most thorough courage at that age.

We will be together for ten or twenty years. When we get old, we will tell our children that your mother once had a good girlfriend.

Nine, that's called compulsory education, which occupies all my youth.

I turned out to be a fool, and I was cheated by you for so long.

I'm not arrogant, I just thought you would tolerate my nonsense. ]

Twelve, love, the surface is gorgeous dress, but the essence is not warm clothes that no one knows.

Thirteen, [I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south, but I will go with you]

I know you don't like gays. I know you think I'm shameless, but love comes so suddenly that I don't know what to do.

15. Everyone once loved an impossible person.

Sixteen, and their best girlfriends avatar, screen name, grouping, skin, envy you stick together all day.

◆ ◇ Take a bath, blow bubbles and sleep with a pillow.

I know there are many opponents around you, but I am still by your side.

Even if you are covered with thorns, I will hug you without hesitation.

Nineteen, let tears take away your intoxication.

Looking at your photo, I really want to hang it on the wall in black and white.

Twenty-one, don't look at me if you don't like me, so as not to pollute your K-blindness!

Twenty-two, miss is goodbye!

What is the difference between a male god and a warm man? Stupid! Men will shine, and warm men will get hot ~

Even if I gave up countless times, I never stopped liking you.

Twenty-five, [after so long, I still habitually read your information, avatar, signature, space, and then left without leaving a trace]

Honey, what should I do? I don't grow up. It's okay, daughter-in-law I can bend over for you.

Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

28. "In the past few years, I have always regarded the general idea of lyrics as Italian lyrics."

-It's easy to be moved by simple words when you're vulnerable, isn't it

Twenty-nine, I am not good at camouflage, and I tend to put my emotions on my face.

Thirty, when dreaming, if you suddenly wake up in the middle, will you force yourself to go back to sleep, and then think about ending this dream in your mind and let it have an ending?

Thirty-one, I'd rather lose

32. All secrets are just a deep love. If I want to escape from this world, I will only let you find me.

33, temper should be sent out, otherwise it will spoil the body.

34. Do you also feel that leaving first will give you a lot of free time?

Thirty-five -playing funny with you and loving you deeply.

Thirty-six, you are a calm student, even if you have a late holiday, you start school early. Don't be afraid if you fail the exam. Remember, the angel is with you and you are beautiful.

Thirty-seven, the hottest is the bitch, don't be coquettish and widowed.

38. Everyday Alliance Cool Run Everyday Flying Car Love Elimination Everyday I just want to say that you win everyday. . .

Thirty-nine, when I came to this school, I got to know you besides getting carsick back and forth.

A woman becomes quiet, which shows that she is forcing herself to let go.

Forty-one, it's raining in Lan Yu, I'm waiting for you.

42. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

Forty-three, I crossed the ocean alone, but I couldn't redeem you kidnapped by time.

Forty-four, the heart is like a knife, and the dream is like a fog blown by the wind. Your figure gradually disappears, slowly, your figure is far away from me. Gradually, I was the only one remembering. time

45. I also want to participate in Metamorphosis, but I don't know how to sign up.

You never know how much you like a person unless you see him with someone else.

How lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

Forty-eight, how can love be allowed to intervene, and how can sadness be clearly stated?

Forty-nine, see your screen name change again and again, even I have to translate in English.

In fact, you don't love him that much, and you can't get rid of knowing the truth.

We all hate waiting, so we always let others wait for us, but we are always willing to wait for someone we love but don't love ourselves.

Fifty-two, Spring Festival Evening is not black, Harlem is not black, Bo Huang is not black, Bieber is not black, exo is not black, and no one is black. We all have our own preferences, thank you ~ ~ ~

53. Every time I see your back leave me, I will always wait for you to come back silently.

Fifty-four, husband, what should I do? I am not tall. It's okay, daughter-in-law I can bend over for you.

55. Some people are born with wounds, while others are destined to be the wounds of others.

I love my mother very much, but I always talk back to her.

Fifty-seven, it took minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 90% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

Have you ever thought about me? Have you contacted me? Have you ever cared about me? Now come and say I don't care about you. Have you ever cared about me?

Meet her and wish me all the best!

Qq sad love signature I am willing to be funny and love you deeply all my life.

First, parents are like this. If you go out for a day, they say you are always crazy about going out. Don't go out at home, they say you are bored at home, and it hurts your feelings not to go out ~

If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will lose their money.

Third, if you love your family, please click the red button.

I think the way we lie in bed and play with our mobile phones every day, full of food and drink, is simply a reappearance of the scene of opium devils smoking opium in the old society.

5./ I will use my strong smile to live a high degree of pride that no one can match.

Six, if you want to stab me in the heart, come on, you're dead anyway.

When I was a child, the old man took my hand and I thought he would never leave.

8. Q: "Why do superheroes wear such tight clothes? A: Because saving people is important.

Nine, a roaming chat record, how many people have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through.

10. I looked through the short messages that I have saved with you for more than two years, and I was in distress situation.

When you secretly love someone, you always feel that the other person likes you.

Don't delete records if you have the courage to look at my space. If you want to know how I am doing, you can ask me directly.

Thirteen, it is not shameful for a man to listen to a woman.

I didn't ask you why you didn't hear anything.

Fifteen, failed in physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

16. Girls who dare to swear when they are angry are always a hundred times stronger than girls who have been pretending to be poor.

Seventeen, I am willing to be funny and love you deeply all my life.

Eighteen, take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse.

19. Teenagers who don't love their wives are scum.

Twenty, summer vacation life is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a free life.

Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

You say love is too strong, but I am willing to carry it on your shoulders. Shen Yating, I love you.

23. When you are young, you will inevitably fall in love with a few scum.

Twenty-four, if a girl often mentions a boy's name, no matter praise or abuse, there is only one person who loves him.

I don't know what it's like to cry and chat with others until I cry.

Qq personality talks about the funny connotation of super drag

1, I don't understand the darkness at night during the day, just like Xueba doesn't understand the tears of scum.

2. Being teased when you are angry is a very self-respecting thing.

Please remember my name and the time I wasted on you.

4. Whoever loves must be by his side.

All the friends pointed out in person and all the dogs discussed behind their backs.

Don't give me a word, don't you love my best friend?

7. I am a two-faced man, sometimes sunny and sometimes silent.

8. Even if employers and employees are single, they will be happier than you.

9. Women are all knives and axes.

10, my tears keep flashing, but you lower the value.

1 1, after decades, we have all become a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone.

12, what we rural people lack is money, and what you city people lack is virtue.

13, you can laugh or cry without protection.

14. If one day I change, it's because of you.

15, stay with me or get out of my world forever.

16, what others think of me has nothing to do with me, but what I think of others.

17, I have a beautiful face, but I have a style that you don't have.

18, angels are just birds, and demons are just bats.

19, it's better to ask for help than to ask for help. Why should we look at other people's faces?

I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

2 1, what's that noise? Then pull it out and bury it alive.

22. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you.

23. It is no longer literature and art, because I am no longer suitable for youth.

24. Don't think you are important to me. I can still live a wonderful life without you.

You can be arrogant, but can you make a good future?

26. I am not the king of expression, and I can't play the kind of embarrassment you want.

Maybe you will never know me, but you should remember that I am a good girl.

28. Teacher, all our classes are idiots. How can I be smart?

I like dreaming during the day and come to me at night if you have something to do.

How can I see your true colors when you are so far away from me?

3 1, I'm waiting, but you keep going, just to get used to meeting each other.

You said you loved me, but in the end you broke your word. Who are you kidding?

I'm not a smart person, so don't beat around the bush with me.

The more I like someone, the less I know how to express myself.

I know I'm not your favorite person, so I just turned and left.

36. It is not difficult to get close to the sun, and your heart will become warm.

37. I care about you silently, but you accept it casually.

I don't like the sad ending, but I love you deeply.

I love you till death do us part.

40. If you can't get it, you can destroy it by any means.

4 1. If I leave one day, please remember that I don't care about you either.

42, listen to the enemy, he can teach you to see the friends around you.

I fell in love with you because I feel different about you.

As time goes by, I miss you more and more. I still love you so much.

Girl, please be confident. You are also a landscape, you don't need to look up to anyone.

I have reached a dead end, but my pride won't allow me to turn back.

47. Should I forget my initial infatuation?

48. I hope I will always have your tenderness.

49. It is easier to like someone than to love someone, and it is easier to love someone than to forget someone.

50. Boys with poor English have a bright future; Girls who are not good at math shine.

Qq space personality is a little more funny than funny.

1. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

The terrible thing is that I haven't met an opponent like God. But have the same teammates.

3, it's good to have a handsome guy to look at, thinking it's not as good as my boys.

Forgiving him is God's business. All I can do is send him to God.

5, don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

6. I've always wanted to be a monk, but I can't let go of one thing. -No girlfriend yet.

7. Let me know the "temptation to go home" at school and the "temptation to go to school" at home.

8. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life. Then just sing a play ~

9. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

10, I'm losing weight, but I don't diet or exercise. I'm using my brain-I want to lose weight.

1 1. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together while I am still young.

12, there is no stand-up comic dialogue that doesn't hurt hands, no love that doesn't break up, only detergent.

13, at first, we were all children. Later, later, we all had children.

14, I found that my biggest shortcoming is that I have no money.

15, if you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

16, you scratched your shoulder and I haven't seen the spark yet!

17, the thief who stole my wallet opened it and found only five yuan. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy!

18, people are afraid of words. If I say no, I won't pay back!

19, school, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

20, baby, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, you count the moon.

2 1, some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that you were wrong not to start.

22. I think it is a kind of hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

23. As long as you choose the right university, you will celebrate Singles Day every day!

24, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, no bangs look at the five senses. I am suitable for facial mask.

25. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

26. I can bear hardships. Think about it. I only know the first four words.

27. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

28. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

Will the old lady in front please stop combing her hair? I want to sing like snow.

30. It is raining cats and dogs. Who will hold up an umbrella for me by my side? When he is Xu Xian, I will be calm.

3 1, it's so special to compete with us girls for boys.

32. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

33. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

At present, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

35. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 months, you will live to 100 years old!

36. "I am a friend of mine and a classmate of mine, and I am called the three invincible gods.

37. When I see other people's property is over 100 million, and they are in their twenties with billions or billions, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

38. The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

39. As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

40. Falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

4 1, falling in love is like playing on the seesaw. Either side suddenly walks away or gets fat, which will make the whole game very dangerous.

42. Sometimes I go to the refrigerator at night, just to know if it works well.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

44, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.

45. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

46. Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .

48. A man keeps his word. I won't pay it back until I pay it back!

49. School, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

50. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.