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(Singing) Chunhong, I'm going ahead. Wang (singing) followed by Miss Moore. Spring (singing) tandem downstairs. Wang (singing) went downstairs and went straight to the flower viewing pavilion. Zhang, what are you laughing at? Although I am poor and ragged, I have dry goods in my arms. What? What? Do you want tofu? It is also a big cake cutter! Don't ruin me! This is called copper, not copper, and a letter is printed in gold. How old is this officer? Eight government patrol according to the public. Zhang Tingxiu Shimonoseki. On the orders of the Holy Family, I visited eight families in Jiangnan. After several days of unannounced visits, I clearly knew this great event in Suzhou. Today, I deliberately disguised myself as a beggar with flowers and sneaked into Wang Fu to see if my second sister changed her mind and see if she still recognized me-(singing) Zhang Tingxiu. Zhang Tingxiu won the first place in the gold medal list and returned to Suzhou to set up Shili Pavilion. I pretended to be a beggar selling flowers and went to visit my sister Wang Lanying. I sneaked into the garden of this palace and met the kind maid Chunhong. I asked Chunhong to send a message to my second sister, saying that I failed the exam and went home. I will wait for my second sister in the back garden. Wang Chunhong, let's go. Miss Chun, come with me. Miss Wang (singing) is here. Spring (singing) quickly passes through the house and the yard, and Wang (singing) greets in front of the garden not far away. Spring (singing) Spring Red I opened the double door, and Miss Wang (singing) I entered the garden and quickly closed the door. Chun dumped Xiao Chunhong, our maid. (White) Miss, Miss, and me! Wang, go back to the building! Chun, you don't need me. Wang, come on! Wang (singing) As soon as I went into the garden and looked carefully, why didn't I see Zhang Xianggong? Nobody needs to say I know. The damn maid fooled me. I just got back to the North Building, and I tortured Xiao Chunhong, the maid. Passing by the tea stall, I suddenly heard someone coughing. Second sister, I'm here to take a closer look. A man flashed out of the tea rack. Wearing a flowered hat and a worn-out patched coat. The waist was tied tightly with straw, and the broken shoes were sewn with hemp rope. He has a yellow porcelain jar in his left hand and a dog stick in his right. Look at the shadow in front of me like my second brother Zhang Tingxiu, and look at the shadow behind me like my second brother Zhang Xianggong. I want to recognize him and give him a hand! Wang (singing) won't mistake Hanako. You can't recognize it. I will blow Hanako out. Smelly! Zhang Tingxiu, what are you smelling? If you stink, the dog will bite me, and if I don't leave, it will rot in your garden, and I'll do it when it gets cold in the middle of the night. What is Wang doing? Zhang Hua pulled some dry wood cages to roast his hands. Wang, I said xiaohuazi. Zhang, please call me pickles and return the melon seeds! Zhang, I am your second brother (singing). Wow! Second sister, Zhang Tingxiu didn't bow deeply when she spoke, but she said, Miss Wang Fu, listen carefully: don't treat me like a beggar, I'm your second brother and I'm home. I asked my parents-in-law, how are they? Enmei, are you in good health? Second sister! Wang (singing) Who knows who your parents-in-law are? You don't care if I'm calm. Where are our relatives? Why do we always call it Enmei? Hanako! Did Zhang (singing) say that you forgot your second brother? I failed and went home. Second sister! Wang (singing) You said that my second brother had gone home, but I refused. There was no evidence. What did I give you as a token? Zhang (Sang) family heirloom, Cup. Wang (singing): Why can't people drink back? I took it in the middle of Zhang (singing) Wang, who shot you? Zhang alas! Zhao Bao changed his mind, and Yufa gave him a treasure. Emperor Jiajing was happy and gave him a seven-product magistrate of a county. My second brother didn't get a jump. Where is Wang? Zhang asked for a big meal! King! (Singing) It is said that Zhao Nang broke the white jade cup. It's hard to tell true from false. To say that he is not the second brother to go home, the second brother looks like a few percent; He is my second brother. When he got home, he didn't see the white jade cup. If I mistake my husband for my husband today, I will be ashamed of my second sister. If I have an idea, why don't I ask questions about his family? (white) I said Xiaohua, what is Zhang doing? Wang, you said you were my second brother when I went home. If you can tell me exactly how you came to Suzhou City and how you got to my house, I will recognize you. If one thing is wrong, I will send you to be an official! Sister Zhang and second brother, I have been in Beijing for six years. If I really want to say something wrong, can you forgive me? Wang Neng, excuse me. Zhang tut! This little thing can make me endure. What about three sentences and five sentences? Wang Can put up with me, too. What about Zhang's ten and eight sentences? Not even a word from the king! Zhang fell this time. Be careful this time. Maybe it's really fun! You laughed? Maybe! Second sister, is there a seat in the flower pavilion? Wang has no seat.
Zhang has no seat, second brother. I'll find you a stone pier. The second sister seated the drawing room, and the second brother started from the beginning.
Wang went ... and vomited outside the garden. Oh, dear Zhang, it's a pity that she is still a princess and can't understand a word. "Confucius said: Why not keep pace with the times?" Say "Yue" as "Say"! Wang Na asked for a big meal, but he was still poor! Zhang still has three laps in the duck aisle, not to mention people! Second sister! (Singing) Second sister, sit firmly in the flower pavilion and listen to second brother's confession from beginning to end. At that time, my family didn't live in Suzhou, but one was in Hongtong County. Because of the drought in Hongdong, it was confiscated for three consecutive years. There was no rain in the first year of the drought, locusts appeared in Duanyang in May of the second year, and it rained on March 18 of the third year. (White) This light rain is so smooth. Wang Chunyu is as expensive as oil. It's raining well. Zhang just worked hard! (Singing) I just opened my eyes on August 15th, Second Sister! Flooding again, drought turned into flooding, and the Lebanese people suffered from poverty. My father can't live any longer. The whole family fled to Suzhou city. It's hard to stay in a hotel without money. Put yourself in a temple. My father, Zhang Quan, is a carpenter. He hung the chisel and saw in the gate. As it happens, our family caught up with the renovation of your palace. Your father said that carpenters are not needed in this city, and foreign craftsmen are not short of jobs. Ji Wang was sent to invite us and chose a good day to work. My father draws lines in the vestibule, and my second brother has little strength as a carpenter. In the back garden, a frame was carved for Mel, with phoenix and phoenix trees carved on it. A pair of mandarin ducks are well carved. When your father is around, he only says "Ouch". Good king. 1 of "ouch". Good king. Really, I knew at that time that people were careful and clever, so I thought that Aauto Quicker was quick with a knife, so I gave your dad a hand. Wang still said hello! Zhang said (sang). The supervisor's name is Wang Sanlao. It's fairer for the old man to be kind. He often praises me in front of your father. He said I was clever and clever. He said that my pockmarked head was not called pockmarked head, but called "holding an umbrella for the king", and I was sure to be promoted in the future. Your father believed Wang Sanlao's words and admitted that my adopted son lived in your house. Your father is afraid that the tree is too thick to tie the horse, but the river is too wide and the water is too shallow to raise the dragon. I made a promise to your marriage first for my adopted son and then for my husband. Second sister! (White) Is that right? Wang, go on. Zhang, I think that's enough. (Singing) From that day on, I was not allowed to do carpentry. I was sent to Xue Nan to attack books. I learned the Dragon and Tiger Festival, but I caught up with the test shed of Emperor Jiajing. I'm not the only one who went to Beijing for scientific research, but also Zhao nang's brother-in-law and my companion. Lama Zhaonang walked in the front yard, and my second brother walked in the back garden. I'll send you a message of spring red, and you give me a farewell dinner through the bamboo curtain, second sister. I give you this gauze gold fan as a token, and you give me a white jade cup and a family heirloom. You said that if people wanted to come back, they would be there. You can't see second sister without a cup! (White) Is this right? Please go on, Wang. Zhang (singing) In my opinion, I want to go by land, and Zhao Nang insists on going by water. Take a boat from the island and go straight to Beijing. On that day, the ship was unstable in the wind and rain, but Zhao Bao killed the family planning treasure and pushed me into the river. Second sister! Wang, alas! That won't drown you! Zhang, I'm so excited. Thanks for saving my boatman. I woke up to find my clothes without a trace. Zhao nang cheated you of your money, but the saddest thing is that he killed Enmei. Wang is so far away, can he kill me? Zhang's collapse is amazing! (Singing) Break off our engagement. A family heirloom and a white jade cup. I have a fever, and I am seriously ill. I didn't pass three exams, and I didn't have any money left in my hand. Wandering in the street with nowhere to go, I worshipped my brother among the flowers. Wang said so, so what do you want to eat? Zhang is not embarrassed! Wang, let's talk about the famous Hanako and Taishi. What does Zhang want me to say? They are all poor beggars, and they are your shame! Tell me about it, Wang. As the saying goes, a man's kindness is rewarded in a spring. One day, when people pass by our door, we should repay them well. Zhang, I'll just say a few. Go ahead, Wang. Listen, Zhang: (singing) Uncle kowtow has a high reputation. His last name is Hai Mingrui and his first name is Feng Gang. Wang, please shut up. What's wrong with Zhang? Wang Na Harry is the examiner of 360 in the same year. Can he worship his brother like a beggar? Zhang, who did you hear? Wang, listen to your father. Zhang (surname) ... the Harry you mentioned, that's not the examiner of the same year in 360. His surname is Haihai. You greet me, their sounds and words are different, beggars like us. When we knock on the door from door to door, we always mumble two words: hi! Grandpa, help! Hi! Big breasts! Give me some! That's "hi". Wang, go on. Listen, Zhang: (singing) The kowtow master's name is Shao Fu, and his surname is Shao Mingfu. Liu Pengwu of Jinan Prefecture, Wang Jinglong and Ding Lang of Ma 'an County are brothers. The old pimple who kowtows is called Dong Hong. Wang, please stop. What's wrong with Zhang? King, if you say this, I will compare you-what do you compare me to? A king is like a fly in a garlic field-what does Zhang say? Wang Ren actually moved his head. Oh, my second sister has been working for a while, and her speech is still the same. When did she learn it? Wang Na Dong Hong can write plum blossom seal with both hands, and the civilian has a military rank, so he is a small official with a double seal of Dong Hong. Then can he kowtow to you poor beggar? Oh, Zhang talked for a long time. Everything you said was an official, and everything you told me was begging. The one Dong Hongyou said is not the double-printed Dong Hong of the same year in 360. You told me that two jars were red with cold, one jar was not enough to eat, and two jars could not be eaten. You can't wear a cotton hat in winter, and that little eye is red with cold. I can't wear clothes in summer, and I get red in the sun, so his name is frozen red, my name is Zhang Hei, and he wants me to eat! Wang went on. Listen, Zhang: (singing) There are 360 famous hanako and countless unknown hanako. Beggars in the countryside didn't have enough to eat, so they negotiated into the capital. Partial catch up with jiajing emperor put disaster food, set up a shed outside the noon gate. It is a strict old man who supervises rice. This old thief is unfair. The people who help others with food are all full of bowls, and the second brother's job has collapsed. Second brother, I was annoyed when I saw it. I punched Yan Song, the old country. This second brother, I'm stuck in the whirlpool. Our flowers are one, one ... Wang Keke! Why not stop one by one! Zhang, let me have a look. There are only a dozen, a * * * more than three hundred, and it is not allowed to be tied for a while. Wang, then you're just passing by! Zhang (singing) then tied everyone up with a rope. After the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, the food market demanded punishment. If you say this man doesn't deserve to die, there will always be redemption. It is inevitable that the mother of the official palace gives birth to a prince, and the death penalty will be exempted for living crimes. Sent to various places to charge the army. The man sent to ride a horse sat in a sedan chair, while the second brother sat in a wooden cage carried by eight people. Doesn't the king suffocate you? Zhang Can can't hold it any longer. (Singing) I know the carpenter very well. I carved such a big hole in a circle, which can ventilate the wind. Second brother, I sent it to Suzhou to send a message to second sister. Zhang Wang Li Zhao, you can marry at will, don't be poor with me. Often hungry for half a day, wearing dog skin for the winter. This is the true story of the past. Give me a bean bag quickly. Fill your stomach! Second sister! (White) Give me a bean bag! Wang (singing) listens from the beginning. Xiaohuazi has a good memory. You are right about everything, but it's still gone. I lost the white jade cup and have a certificate. Second brother has hard evidence on his head. Zhang (singing) Do you want another second brother? The hard evidence on our heads is ready. My face-to-face friend called it "Wang San", and my second brother called it Pockmarked Pit. I am a beautiful flowered hat. Do you think I'm your second brother? Second sister! Wang (singing) I saw the evidence on his head. My second brother turned home. I have a heart to recognize him, and there is one more thing I want to ask. Why can't you trust me after six years? Zhang (singer) thief Zhao Nang is the son-in-law of your family. How dare I give you the letter? If he knew I was alive, he would poison family plans one by one. I lived incognito for several years and never threw my second sister away. I tried to kill myself several times. I can't give up my second sister Wang Lanying. Today, I got up the courage to visit my second sister. In order to get money, I spent my life, and I will tell you how I feel. Second sister! Wang (singer) heard that his second brother had suffered misfortune in Beijing and shed tears on his chest. Second brother, you are bitter, so is second sister. Zhang, what's wrong with you? Outside the Wangs, it never rains but it pours. Zhao nang's brother-in-law's official went home. He said your second brother was killed in Beijing! Zhang this boy is really a rumor, which have that thing! Sister, don't cry, I won't come back, ah! Wang (singing) Zhao nang tried his best to kill the official. He lied to my father. He said that he could be filial when his second brother died, and he would support the elderly until death do us part. In order to inherit all my father's possessions, Zhao nang has hurt you three transgressions and two times. Hey, Zhang, what a pity. When I met him-Wang (singing), my father believed Zhao Bao's words and invited your father to the palace. Forcing your father to give up his marriage before the banquet was your father's repeated battles and defeats. Zhao's capsule is a threat to people's hearts, and he quickly fills a glass of wine. Your father can't drink. He kept letting him go, and his mind was full of two cups. Get your dad drunk, thief Zhao Bao will attack with a steel knife. Second brother! Zhang, he killed my father. Why? Huh? Wang did not. He killed Qiu Lan, the maid, and his bloody head was thrown into your father's arms. When I woke up the next morning, I was stunned by my arm. Zhao nang went to the county government to complain that the silver in the snowflake bribed the bank. As the saying goes, even honest officials buy fools. Hit your father five, eight, four hundred boards and was dyed red with blood. Your father is just talking nonsense. He always agrees to kill people. Second brother! 400 boards should be all? The old man is not confused, which means he can't answer anything! Yes! The king (singer) admitted his confession, drew a promise and put him in the southern prison. Your mother's street is begging, and you need to come to prison to ask for food. Thief Zhao Bao gave birth to another plan, that is, four notices. Anyone who dares to give you a bowl of rice is asking him to commit the same crime as the Zhang family. Since then, no one dared to feed your mother, so she had to go to buddhist nun to practice. When I went to Antang that day, my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were very sad. I cry for my second brother Zhang Tingxiu, and your mother cries for your father, my father. Second brother! Sister Zhang, don't cry, don't cry, look at that little face crying, ah! Brother Wang (singing)! Second brother! Second brother, what a coincidence that you came back today. You won't see each other for a day. Su Da's son gave me a dowry yesterday, and tomorrow he will marry my Wang Lanying. He said that I don't like wealth, and I am willing to ask my second brother for food, to eat, and to be poor together. Second brother! Zhang, really? Don't tell me, you really have some marriage feelings! Wang (singing) shouted in the street that there were patrols in the city. Shilichang Tingzha Mansion. The age in the lobby is not clear. Why not stop the sedan chair and complain? I'll teach you the name of the defendant. Who is Zhang suing? The first thing Wang (singer) did was that you told my father that it was a felony to hire one woman and two people. Zhang eryi? Wang (singing) No.21,you tell me that this is an official bribery law. Zhang sanyi? Wang (singing) Trinity, have you accused Zhao Nang of hurting your family's feelings? Wang (singing) 4- 1, you sue your second sister and I'll go to the lobby to prove it. Sue you? Wang (singing) helped you in class, saying that if you have no money, you will win the lawsuit. Are you going or not? Why do you keep your head down and say nothing? Second brother! Zhang (singing) listened to the story of second sister once, and every word was like blood and tears, which touched my heart. I have the heart to tell her the truth, but I'm afraid my second sister will leak the news. Bow your head I'll make up a few more words to cheat her. Second sister! I just mentioned this house building and courtyard building, and I filed this lawsuit to complain. Where is Wang? Zhang (singing) that's not a box office. I was afraid of officials since I was a child, and I was at a loss as soon as I got to the lobby. My legs twitched with fear, and the thief pulled it! Second sister! I'm not going. I dare not. Brother Wang (singing), you make me angry, Wang Lanying. If you don't avenge your father's death, you will avenge your wife. You can bear it. There is a saying that people are not poor, and no one is poorer than you. You used to be like a bamboo pole, long and empty, and you used to be like a bean sprout, long and curved. The loach runs back and forth in the rut ditch, and it is difficult for us to become dragons if we run too much. As the saying goes, a good tiger can get in the way, and 50 pairs of bears are blind. Second sister, the more I scold, the angrier I get. Zhang (singing) The more I listen to it, the more I like it. Zhang (singing) If you call me a bear, I will bear. I won't be cheated by you. Everyone knows that people accuse officials of beheading, and they can't live as soon as they get to the lobby. Your father and daughter killed my life so that you could marry "xianggong" Su Da. If you don't leave your Wang Jiafu, you will want to escape. Zhang Tingxiu, I pretended to go out. Wang (singing) I'm worried about two. Second brother, second brother, slow down, how can you have the heart to throw away second sister? Second sister wants to hurt you. Why should I wait for you to work for six years? Say a few hurtful words in a fit of pique and forgive my sister for being young. Second brother! Zhang swore an oath when he was young? Don't study hard when you are young? Why not scold yourself? (Singing) Forget it, forget it! Hanako doesn't deserve you, Wang Lanying. I gave birth to bean sprouts, and a diabolo is a waste. The loach is good at running in the ditch, and the black blind man is a bear. Second brother, I was born in poverty, and beggars can't live without flowering sheds. Second sister! Still going! Wang Can, don't go! Zhang Can can't stay! The gentleman Rainbow is magnanimous, and the prime minister can punt in his stomach. What I just said doesn't matter much. Let's watch the second sister apologize to you. Zhang Shao became friends. Wang (singing) used to see you look like a bamboo pole. Kong Zhang! Wang Cheng! Kong Zhang! Wang Cheng! Zhang Hang, it's done. Wang (singing) is getting better and better. Once upon a time, you looked like a bean sprout. When you grew up, you were watery. Zhang is bent. Bend down! Wang Shuiling! Zhang is bent. Bend down! Brother Wang. Moist!
Zhang Hang, even water! Wang (singing) is covered in water. The loach in the estrus ditch ran around and became a dragon. Zhang Can is dying! Cheng! Zhang Can is dying! Brother Wang, you can! Zhang well, it can be done, it can be done! Sister, don't cry! Wang (singing) has become a dragon! Zhang's words made Second Sister angry. Look at her, she turned from cloudy to sunny, from annoyance to laughter, scolded me enough and made amends to me. I'll tease her a few more words and see what Second Sister says. Second sister, in order to marry your young lady, Zhang Tingxiu has been a doormat all his life. I went out and Wang (singing) dragged me back. Zhang snapped the straw rope. Brother Wang (singing) dropped something from his waist, and Zhang (singing) felt free in his arms. Wang (singer) has a yellow bag in his hand, while Zhang (singer) has no overall impression of his family. Oh, no! Wang (singing) opened the yellow bag and looked carefully. It turned out to be a royal seal. He pretended to visit his second sister. He pretended to be a coward and a bear. I won't give him the imperial seal today, let's see what other articles of association he has. Zhang (singing) searched all over the grass nest, and he didn't know where Daye was. It is a great sin to lose the seal for the official and destroy the whole family. Look at eun-mi. She sat in the flower pavilion with a serious face. Don't let me guess, the decree will definitely fall into her hands. Come forward and pay my respects. Listen, Kou Zunmei: Just now, we were talking. Did you find anything from your second brother? Wang (singing) asked the second brother what you lost. Zhang (sings) a square piece of bronze. Wang (singing) asked the second brother where the brass was. Zhang (singer) worked as a beggar in Beijing for six years and accumulated this old copper. Wang (singing) asked the second brother what is the use of brass? Zhang (sings) begging. A cold bite is hot. Holding it in your arms doesn't hurt. Sister Wang (singing) I also have that stomachache. Give it to me and miss it? Zhang (singing) This brass man has come regardless of women. It hurts when the woman puts it on her stomach! Wang (singing): You gave me copper and a pair of bracelets are missing? Zhang (singing) Your family is full of treasures. Why do you insist on this piece of raw copper? I would rather die than give up this favor. Does Wang (singing) say that brass is priceless? Zhang (singing) This is my life and that of my second brother. Wang (singing), if you don't give it, I don't want it, and neither of us can get it. Pick up the yellow bag and walk back. Sister Zhang, where are you going? Give it to me. Don't say that. Wang (singing) stopped before watering the flowers, so I pretended to give up. Zhang: Oh, no! (Singing) Scare the Eight Houses to patrol the public. Don't give up, don't give up, you have to give up and cheat me. I said brass was fake, but it was my seal. Tell the truth, throw it if you want! (white) throw, you throw! Sister Wang (singing), I'm glad to hear that. Zhang dares to throw it! Wang told me to throw it, but I won't throw it. Zhang Can, don't throw it, it scared me to death! Wang (singing): You think I don't know the jade seal. My father is also Sipinqing. Ask second brother what score did you get in the exam? Zhang (singing) the small eight families toured the public. Wang (singing): Why are you pretending to be a flower? Zhang (singing) visits Enmei. Wang (singing) asked his second brother: How was your visit? Mrs. Zhang (singing) handprints for you. Wang (singing) I'm not waiting for the golden seal, I'm waiting for the true feelings of my second brother. Sister Zhang (singing) is very affectionate. I admire you for waiting for me in Suzhou for six years. I thought that like father, like daughter, I never thought of giving birth to a phoenix in an old woman's nest! Miss chun! Little maggot, not a good thing. Old man scolds outside, wife quarrels. Say your clothes are not packed, and your box is not packed. How can you have time to run? Tell me to meet you in the garden. Sister, you have to give a good idea. Are you going to marry Sue's son or run away with us? Wang Chunhong, we don't have to run or run. Xianggong, his official has returned to China. Mr. Chun, are you really an official? Wang Chunhong, look! Spring, alas, we are so happy this time! Zhang Zhenghe: After Wang said goodbye to Enmei and returned to the mansion, he asked for the redress of the unjust case. Zhang went home to pick up Enmei, decorate lanterns and tie the knot. Ming!
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