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Talk about the happy life of a handsome single man.
You can like this boy and another boy at the same time. Anyway, there is no boyfriend in charge.
3. Give yourself two drinks at half price for the second cup.
4. You don't have to cheer up when you are extremely tired, you don't have to wait for your news with your mobile phone all day, you don't have to say "You are busy, I am fine" to the screen of your mobile phone with tears in your eyes, and you don't have to rush about in the busy street because you miss you too much. Single commodity
5, don't mind loneliness, more comfortable than loving you.
6. Since breaking up, the traffic has been saved by 80%.
7. Don't worry if your period is not on time.
8. What if Wang Sicong sees you one day?
9. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry.
10, what a lovely animal! Woof, woof, woof, woof. ...
1 1. Maybe you are taking the subway alone, going upstairs alone, eating alone, sleeping alone, staring blankly. However, you can get off work alone, take the subway alone, go upstairs alone, eat alone, sleep alone and be in a daze alone. Many people leave another person and lose themselves. You spent all this alone. Your loneliness, though defeated, is glorious.
13, there will be happy amplification, but there will be no sad amplification.
14, no weakness, no armor, no one hurt me.
15. You don't have to save some money for a date when you get paid. You don't have to look at boys' clothes and daily necessities to visit Taobao. You can spend all your money on yourself.
Single, willful! Everyone is very open-minded ~ So, as single dog, do you feel sad for a moment?
It's good to be single. Tell me about the classic.
1, bachelor, it sounds like a single aristocrat, but it sounds like an older youth.
2. Have a few friends. We agreed that at the age of thirty, if you don't marry me, we will live together for life. All right, all right. Later, the age of 30 passed quickly. Some people were already together, some gave up halfway, and some people remained single and didn't disappear, just forgot their dating when they were young. Teenagers are accompanied by loneliness, and adults are mainly used to it. Perhaps the promise of all teenagers to meet each other is just a moment's comfort before the unknown fate comes. -Liu Tong
3, I just stubbornly look for a sentence, only when I am in the best posture, will the best people love you. If you want to meet a quiet and warm man and live a simple and beautiful life, you must first be a quiet and beautiful woman yourself. If what kind of training has produced a very woman, the first place on the list is single. There is a charm called walking alone. -"New Year pictures go like this"
4. Actually, it doesn't mean that being single is really good. It's just that dating is really annoying. I am lazy. I have no energy to say good morning and good night every day. I don't like chatting. I'm tired of being together all day.
In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with.
6. I have several female friends who have known each other for several years. No matter what their fate is, whether they are single or not, whether they make money or not, I feel very comfortable every time I see them. It is not easy to express whether they are unhappy or not. Their optimism is not a slogan, but contains a clean power. Gradually understand that there are really some people in life who can make you believe that it is getting better every day, really. dugout canoe
7, a person at home, I was thinking that one day there will be such a person, when he appears, you will understand why you have been single for so long.
8, dreaming of losing my heart, shouting heartbreaking.
9. Being single has the happiness of being single and being in love has the happiness of being in love. You don't have to envy anyone.
10, singles are good, singles are good, and singles can be good with whoever they want.
1 1, whether you are single or married to a good man, don't have the idea of dependence, be independent. Learn to invest, learn to manage money, don't be lazy, try to buy what you like, and don't give money to men. It is his business and your pride that he sends you flowers.
12, girls should remember: no matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot. Don't marry for responsibility, you know, it is the most irresponsible to marry someone who doesn't love him. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime. Sometimes, being single is a kind of confidence and frankness.
13, I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.
14, sometimes, I wish I could grow up quickly, only to find that I lost my childhood when I grew up; When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. -many things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, but they begin to understand after they are obtained, and what they get is also lost.
15. I am unhappy when I am single, and I can't be happy after I fall in love. One should fix one's life first, love it first, and then share it.
16, sometimes, I wish I could grow up quickly, only to find that I lost my childhood when I grew up; When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. Many things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, and they begin to understand after they are obtained: they are also lost when they are obtained.
17, being single or being in love is just a certain stage of life. There is no need to envy others, and don't be dissatisfied with the status quo. Whether there are people around you or not, whether there is a commitment to work together in front of you, the joys and sorrows of life need to be experienced and precipitated by yourself. A correct life will bring you a better self at every stage. Growth is not simply getting rid of orders, but giving yourself the strength to experience any possibility.
18, always clamoring for an object, but never taking the initiative to hook up; People who don't like it are too lazy to accept the pursuit of others. It's not that short, but I still refuse to be wronged Sometimes, it feels good to be single, and many times, I envy others being in pairs. This is the daily life of many single people.
19, there is nothing wrong with being single, there is no constraint, only freedom.
20, some things, don't want to happen, but have to accept; There are some things I don't want to know, but I must learn; Some people can't lose, but let go.
2 1, it's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
22, the reason for being single so far: acquaintances are not good at strangers.
23. Be yourself and meet good people. Wash your face carefully every day, read more books, go to bed on time, eat less and eat more meals. Become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and maintain love. Don't be melodramatic in front of people, talk about it everywhere for comfort, but learn to face it calmly and think it out for yourself. You are too single. You are so pious to be a better self, you will meet the best, and that person will be worth all your waiting for.
24. Recruitment: In order to solve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I specially invited a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!
25. I really want to hug you, but unfortunately, in time, mountains and rivers are separated, but unfortunately people come and go between you and me.
26. Being single not only saves traffic and phone bills, but also saves electricity and brain cells.
27. Wash your face carefully every day, read more books, go to bed on time, eat less and eat more meals. Become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and maintain love. Don't be melodramatic in front of people, talk about it everywhere for comfort, but learn to face it calmly and think it out for yourself. You are too single. You are so pious to be a better self, you will meet the best, and that person will be worth all your waiting for.
28. Being single without love is infinitely beautiful.
29. Being single is also an attitude towards life. Being single doesn't mean rejecting love, just trying to live the present with your heart. Even if there is no one else in life, we can still live a wonderful life.
30. Sometimes it is better to be single, and no one can hurt you.
3 1, I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.
32. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.
I never thought that waiting for you to come back would delay me from meeting a better lover.
34. I'm single, I'm not afraid to love again, I'm not afraid to get hurt, and I can't forget anyone. It's just that the right person hasn't appeared yet, and the person who is really willing to tolerate me and cherish me for the rest of my life is still on the road. Before he came, he was not afraid of loneliness.
35. If you have a bad sense of direction, remember to bring a map. No one will act as a compass to take you away.
36. Some people are like sunshine, warm and beautiful, but they can't stay.
37, dare not find an object called a single aristocrat, you call this single dog. -"Example 2"
38. There are plenty of grass in the sea, and there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!
39. 【 Now I have a good life, you can start over. Why can't I? ]
40. The best way to meet the next person who likes you is to stay rational and single.
It's good to be single.
1, in fact, being single is just that. It's good. The wind is laughing and the snowflakes are floating.
2. Being single is also good. I feel calm enough to learn to get along with myself.
3. Actually, it's good to be single. I'd rather die alone with someone I don't like. Also, blind date is extremely unreliable.
4. I don't seem to have high expectations for feelings. It's good to have a boyfriend and it's good to be single. In short, I don't fight for it, and I don't seek to win or lose.
5. It's good to be single. Just like what I was reluctant to buy before, I can buy whatever I want now.
6. I actually don't know why I got married. If you can, it's good to be single all your life, but I have to get a dog.
7. Being single is also good. With more time to do what you want, a person can live a free life.
8. It's nice to be single. At least you don't have to think about one person everywhere, for fear that if you don't do well enough, you will suffer.
9. It's good to be single. I am free by myself. I'm used to being single, and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
10, being alone is a person's freedom and a person's clarity; Solitude is the freedom and right of solitude. If it were me, I would always be fine. I'm free to be single. If I am not single, I must allow myself to be alone.
1 1. Actually, it's good to think that all the dorms are single. People in this new dormitory call their girlfriends as soon as they are free. They are all in front of me.
12, stupid mouth, ugly, no money, single is not bad. At least I won't let others down and I won't let others down.
13. Sometimes, it's good to be single. I am free, and there is nothing to worry about and bind. But occasionally a person will be inexplicably lonely and feel that something is always wrong.
14, Valentine's Day, poop-poop, not rare, single is not bad, one person eats two people.
15, in fact, being single is not bad. I have more time to do what I want to do, meet many people and learn more skills to interact with different people.
16, forget it, the takeaway is delicious, the game is fun, there are a few friends, and being single is not bad.
It's good to be single. Talking about being single Talk about domineering.
1. One person's efforts can never determine the relationship between two people.
You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't stay if you want to leave.
Being single is not a disease, but a model.
4, let me love you, in fact, very simple, because I am single.
5. How many people insist on being single just for someone who doesn't love you anymore?
Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.
7. Who said that if you don't have a boyfriend, you must find it? Who said it would be a shame not to have a girlfriend? Being single is not a disease, but a model.
8. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.
9. Better be single dog than a heartless wolf.
10, it turns out that after being single for a long time, even seeing sows will feel a kind of happiness.
1 1. The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.
12, August 13 is Tanabata, and there is still one month and eight days to end single.
13, there is nothing wrong with being single, there is no constraint, only freedom.
14, I'm single for two years, just waiting for you to be single.
15, take a flashlight for construction to the park at night, take photos when you see couples, and book all the rooms at home hotels by phone …
16, these days, even being single is risky.
17, I'm afraid of trouble and pain, but being single suits me better.
18, raise your hand for Tanabata single children's shoes.
19. Being single means liking someone before and liking someone now.
20. Call to reserve a hotel big bed room;
2 1. Being single not only saves traffic and phone bills, but also saves electricity and brain cells.
22. Being single is because there is an impossible person in my heart.
23, you call me daughter-in-law, but you say you are single in the group in front of me, young man, you are ridiculous.
24. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
25. Tanabata is coming. Single friends hurried to the supermarket and stuffed a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up.
26, a person will become addicted for a long time, and two people will go to bed for a long time.
27, people are playing with your sister, Tanabata should be aimed at single girls to find your brother.
28. If you don't love deeply, you will part sooner or later; If love is not true, I'd rather be single. .......
29. Every Valentine's Day is a pain for single people. ! !
30. The people who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are all single in the end.
3 1, either love to get married, or play hard, or be proud and single.
32. Being single is better than lacking.
33. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you don't even have the person you like, or even the heart to like someone. .
34. I really want to hug you, but unfortunately, in time, mountains and rivers are separated, but unfortunately people come and go between you and me.
35. Being single has the happiness of being single, and being in love has the happiness of being in love. You don't have to envy anyone.
36, a good man let the pig arch, a bad man let the J woman spoil! Damn it, I'm still single ...
37. The young couples in the school are all looking forward to starting school, and only the single one is looking forward to not starting school! I'm lonely @
Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love … mostly because you are too fat …
39. The first part is envy, jealousy and hatred. The second part is emptiness and loneliness. I am single.
40. When to build a love school, couples will be enrolled, homework will be halved, exams will be free, and you can get a diploma when you get married.
4 1, quarreling with your girlfriend can win, and you are still single in the end. . .
42. I finally know why I am single: the person I like doesn't like me, but the person I like doesn't know. If you like me, tell me and I'll chase you.
43. Those who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are single in the end.
I don't want you to go, but I still don't want to stay, because I have a strong self-esteem.
45. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously or be arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands?
46. For single noble comrades, it is the happiest thing to say that the cowherd and the weaver girl have fallen off the bridge.
47. I am single just to wait for you to be single.
48. I'd rather be single for such a love.
49. Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. In fact, being single is much wiser than falling in the wrong love.
50, I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch my sauce, K his ancestors. I walked through the south, crossed the north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed the pig.
5 1. If you don't want to be single, don't try to reason with your girlfriend.
52. Tanabata is coming, which is an intangible injury to me who is single.
As long as you dare to bet on my future happiness, I will risk my life to accompany you to the end and never let you lose.
It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see two people.
55. Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill and my heart has stopped hurting. .
56. Being single is the most attractive when couples are all over the street.
57. Girls should remember: No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot. Don't marry for responsibility, you know, it is the most irresponsible to marry someone who doesn't love him. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime. Sometimes, being single is a kind of confidence and frankness.
58, Valentine's Day, a person, a mobile phone, a computer, a love song, a person.
59. There is no reason to fall in love with someone. After falling in love, everything about her became a reason.
60. Being single is also a pleasure. You don't need to explain who you are with.
6 1, I want to go shopping on Tanabata. Seeing a couple holding hands, I shouted to one of them: Hey, where was that beautiful woman (handsome guy) last time? Why did you change it again?
62. Single people's greatest contribution to the country is saving condoms.
Long live being single, but when you see two people, you will still be silent.
64. I am single. I am a condom in the national province.
65, single, that is, 50 yuan dialect costs three months
66. Single aristocrats are the most capitalist because we are single.
67. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and single men are like treasures.
68. Have you found that excellent people are generally single?
I really can't laugh, even reluctantly.
70. Forgive me for loving you so much and not saying a word.
7 1, in this age of couples getting together, being single is eye-catching.
72. I just stubbornly look for a sentence. Only when I am in the best posture will the best people love you. If you want to meet a quiet and warm man and live a simple and beautiful life, you must first be a quiet and beautiful woman yourself. If what kind of training has produced a very woman, the first place on the list is single. There is a charm called walking alone. -"New Year pictures go like this"
73. The saddest thing is not breaking up, but never going back.
74. Years, that fleeting time, how many lonely flowers, waking leaves, wandering without direction, I don't know where the end point is.
75. Arguing with your girlfriend will win, and you will both be single in the end.
Tanabata is just an ordinary Tuesday for singles.
77. Many times, I feel more like a mute. I was obviously sad, but I bit my lip and said nothing.
78. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!
79. When you meet a couple ... if you are a woman, go forward and hold the man and say that you won't accompany me if you have something to do today. Is this your business? (pointing to a woman) If it's a man, the other way around. ..
80. Can we stand boredom? Shouting long live single, but enviing the happiness of two people in my heart. A city without you is a cold diamond.
8 1, in the long river of memory, there is always a lot of waiting. Perhaps, waiting can get your best blessing ... waiting may be long, but after a long wait, you may get the most precious wealth in life! The picture of life is always colorful!
82. How wonderful it is to be single, without stains or troubles.
83. Hehe, go out with friends. Others are in pairs, but they are single @
84. Those who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are single in the end.
For single people, today is Tuesday at most, and the road is still long. Don't panic.
86. I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to try my best when I meet better people.
87. The strip is full of fireworks, and the school lights are still on. Pavilions and pavilions, the world of mortals is rolling, and a whole row of lovers in the playground spared us bachelors.
88. "Why are you still single?" "I used to like a person, but now I like a person."
89. We organized a group to go to the movies, paid for tickets ourselves, and separated those couples!
90. Either fall in love, get married or have fun. Don't take it seriously or be noble and single.
9 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love, get married or play, don't take it seriously or be arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?
92. It is good to say that you are single, but you will still be silent when you see two people.
93. I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.
94. Have you found that the better people are, the more single they are? So don't be sad, son.
95. I finally know why I am single: those who like me don't like me, and those who like me don't know. . If you like me, tell me and I'll chase you. .
Being single means being responsible for being beautiful and earning money to support the family?
97. It doesn't matter who you are single with.
98. I'm proud to be single. I'm the condom of the country.
99. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.
100, people should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously, or be arrogant and single.
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