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What I said to my male girlfriend

Write to your best friend.

1, I will be sad with you when you are sad. Forgive my stupidity, I don't know how to comfort others, I don't know how to make people happy, because I treat you as my sister, so I have to cry with you. 2. Flowers bloom for you, butterflies dance for you, bees bring you sweetness, larks bring you sweet songs, and I send you blessings by SMS. Girls' Day is coming. May the loveliest and most beautiful you always be young, and always have a beautiful face and happiness!

3. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

This is the day of tulip, and it is also your day. May you be lucky and fragrant every year!

The sun is warm and hiding by my side, and the birds follow me shyly. What else can describe us? Thank you for growing up with me. Sister's Day, I wish my dear sisters, Pepsi, all the best and happiness forever.

6, the blessing of the voice, deep friendship, please this stream carrying all this, when passing by your door to you. Wish you a happy holiday!

7. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

8. I will be willing to accompany you and help you do many things, such as going to the toilet with you, going to the supermarket, going to the playground, helping you buy food, buying things you like, and so on. And I don't want to get your return, because I regard you as my sister.

9. A person's life has to experience too much. Where will you go? Those sudden departures often make people unprepared. Living somewhere tomorrow, but some turn around, it's really a lifetime, and from then on, we will never meet again.

10, once, you grasped housework with one hand and added white hair with the other; Once upon a time, you refused to let go of a man and lowered your shoulders; Once, no matter how hard and tired you were, you worked hard. March 8 Women's Day, bless your dear mother!

1 1, the depth of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

12, I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.

13, I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, she was firm to each other in the days she experienced together.

14, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

15, the best friend is that when she can't sleep, you can't sleep.

16. When you receive a sweet message, remember to delete it with a smile.

17, drink less juice and eat more fruit, eat less snacks and drink more water, sit less and stand more, think less and see more, talk less and do more, be less nostalgic and look forward to more.

18, girlfriend, you are not the same as before. I feel that we are getting farther and farther away. You are like a duckweed on the sea. When I touched you gently, you drifted away and finally disappeared.

19, skin care products on the table are always more expensive than cosmetics, which is good. For women, it is better to keep it outside than inside.

20. When the holiday arrives, I sincerely offer my four wishes: First, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Third, I wish you all the best. Fourth, I wish you eternal charm!

Good friends are like stars, you may not always see them. But you know, they will always be there.

22. I have always envied my girlfriend for having the best girlfriend in the world.

23. When you are lonely, don't listen to slow songs, don't be nostalgic or bored to death online, don't stand up to exercise or chat with friends.

24. Losing weight is for a better life. If you lose the fun of life because of losing weight, you might as well give up.

25, the vast sea of people, our meeting, a fate, a parting. We are inseparable and will never part. Share the sweetness and bear the pain. We will never forget those years when we were in the same boat.

26. When shopping, I always hold hands and say that I will not let go of the other person's hand because it is a girlfriend.

27, put on a beautiful dance skirt, with light steps, accompanied by the melody of youth, dancing your beautiful long hair, singing and dancing, this is your day, Girls' Day! On this special day, I wish you infinite charm, endless happiness, charming handsome guys and dumping handsome guys!

Looking back, I am glad that I have you, happiness and romance, to share with you. Painful and sad, you hold me, so even though we have experienced so much, we have never felt regret and fear.

29. Believe in love. I believe that good men still exist, unmarried and still looking for you in the vast sea of people. Don't say that men don't have a good thing, let others think that you have read countless words. Promise me that you will never be the kind of woman who carries luggage from one boyfriend's house to another in the middle of the night.

I said it doesn't matter if I don't study well, because I will marry a rich man to support you. We are the best sisters!

3 1. A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

32. I just hope that after three years, five years and ten years. One day, when we meet, we can recognize each other. You shout, I miss you so much. At that moment, I will burst into tears. We are friends, friends forever.

33. People who understand me don't need to explain. People who don't understand me don't need to explain.

34. After being lovelorn, you will say: Why are you crying? He is not worth it. Then hug each other tightly and give comfort, because they are girlfriends.

35. On the occasion of Women's Day, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to my wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, often surfing the Internet, loving chatting, full of charm, full of dreams and mastering her husband's wallet.

36. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

I don't want you to make a mess of yourself Experiencing life is another matter, and it doesn't mean degeneration and indulgence. Never agree with those who pretend to be cool and different. They are people who have nothing to do. Find an excuse to indulge yourself.

38. A best friend can know everything about me with one look.

39. Girlfriend: It's the kind that you make trouble today, laugh tomorrow, get bored near, think far away, think when you don't see it, hate when you see it, you can bully yourself, but others can't.

40. After I get sick, I will always be the first to visit, care for myself and stay with me, because I am the best friend.

4 1, you are more beautiful than flowers, because your beauty is full of vitality; You are brighter than the sun, because your youth is full of passion; It's girls' day. I deeply bless you. May you be invincible in youth and infinite in beauty. Happy girls' day!

42. The sun and the moon will go round and round forever. If love is sincere and lasting, no matter where you are, I will always remember this day. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Dear best friend, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

44. Remember to buy gifts for yourself on birthdays, Christmas and Valentine's Day.

45. Under the distant mountains dyed with lilacs and roses, the sea water glows with the colors of various gems, such as aquamarine, sapphire, jasper and purple stone. How beautiful the sea is on a summer night! May your sea of life be so gorgeous!

46. When I go shopping, I will buy the same clothes. They are good-looking and stylish, because they are best friends.

47. A green leaf is full of its friendship with the roots; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. It's another wonderful beginning ―― at the beginning of the new year, I wish you success and happiness forever.

48. A good woman makes people feel relaxed and happy. A good woman always makes people feel happy. A good woman gives people infinite warmth. A good woman is just like you, dignified and elegant, gentle and lovely. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you youth and beauty!

49. Spring is beautiful, and women's festivals are coming again. Spring breeze brings warmth, flowers blossom and smiles like flowers. Singing and dancing, laughing. The sound of blessing is coming, and a piece of true feelings is in my heart. Happy Women's Day! .

50, girlfriends together, always youthful and energetic; Putting aside all troubles, happiness is the most important thing; Life will never be lonely with you around. Happy girls' day to you. In the next life, we will be together again.

5 1, may you, like a bee, suck out different aromatic juices from the garden of life and produce the first sweetness.

The three of us have been girlfriends for more than ten years, but nothing has ever happened to the three of us. You two are the most important girlfriends in my life, and I won't allow anyone to hurt you. I will accompany you when you are bored.

53. Spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you a warm spring breeze and a bright future without stopping!

Sister, I want you to believe the ancient words of warmth, beauty, trust, dignity and strength. I don't want you to be decadent, empty, confused, ruin yourself and hurt others; I hope you can control your feelings, not everyone can.

55. You should cry when you are sad and wronged. After crying, wash your face, pat your face and squeeze out a smile for yourself. Don't rub it, or your eyes will swell up the next morning.

56. A small gift, bearing heavy affection, flies to your birthday party and turns into a glass of wine to pay tribute to you. I wish you happiness, cheers!

57. It is said that we have been in the same boat for ten years and have been sleeping with each other for a hundred years. Then we are sisters who have been practicing for 10,000 years and twins for life.

58. Spring breeze brings another spring, and women's festivals come again. When you have a day off, work in groups of three or five girls. Have fun, buy at will, get together with Ren Woxing to chat, sing and dance, and show your talents. There are endless blessings. May you be happy every day! Happy Women's Day!

59. I am tired. Come on, get food and shelter-this is the best friend. She still has a copy of your daily necessities at home.

Although it wasn't good at first, we had a firm heart in the days we experienced together.

6 1. Whenever you feel uncomfortable, don't bear it alone. Please believe me, I will accompany you!

62. It's Women's Day. I wish you a real rich woman and full of energy: optimistic and cheerful, regardless of self-pity; Love is rich: always have a sweet and confident self; Rich career: keep company with dreams and be immune to them. Happy Women's Day!

63. When you feel that no one believes you, come to me and tell me that I believe you!

64, full moon color, picturesque. I wish you a happy birthday, warmth and happiness!

65. Delicate flowers bloom for you, and a beautiful day comes quietly. Happy birthday!

66. The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.

67. I am very happy because I met you who changed my life. If I am sad that you have the widest shoulders, you can help me take away the sky full of dark clouds. If life is short of your company, I will be very lost if I leave my cell phone on all day. This is not just for the love story. Sister's Day, I'll send you a message, dear, it's good to have you!

68, girlfriends, we want to be a deep girl, a rogue with temper, and an educated lady.

69, girlfriends are the darkest time, waiting for dawn with you.

70. If you encounter something extremely unfair, don't complain, let alone be picky, accept it calmly, and then find out the links that are beneficial to you and turn them into your own opportunities. There has never been anything really bad in this world. As long as you can learn to follow the trend, everything can be used for you.

7 1, it is very happy to have a girlfriend who understands you.

72. Fool, do you know that you are ignoring me now?

73. Play together when you are happy, and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

74. I say I love the world, not because I am in an ivory tower. It was only after knowing that it was dark, dirty and ugly outside that I had to say such a thing.

75. Throughout the ages, there were 3,000 harem beauties, but only one Yang Guifei; There are countless beautiful women who can sing and dance in India, and there is only one Taj Mahal. There are countless beautiful women in the world, but you have only one! Happy Women's Day!

76. Don't underestimate a penny. People who underestimate a penny will definitely cry for a penny in the future.

77. If you are unhappy, I will be a bitch for you.

Talk about a man's best friend; Talking to a man's best friend.

Talk about male girlfriends:

1, there are several ambiguous male girlfriends, rather than saying that I have many domineering sexual partners.

2. Happiness means that you never have to answer who is happy and who is unhappy, that is, you are really happy.

3, my mouth is not good, I especially don't mind eating soft rice, I eat hard when I am soft here.

It's hard to find a good man now. It's too late to jump the queue now. There's no time to queue up.

5. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be dear girlfriends who say they love you.

6. It's a good thing that the earth is round, so you can see it when you walk, right?

7. You have no scruples about talking to her. Scold if you want, be sweet if you want, and really talk about everything, which is your best friend.

8. After chatting, we will say good night. At school, we will say: Dear, after school, let's go home together, because we are best friends.

9. Today, I found that one of my girlfriends robbed my boyfriend, and suddenly I was very confused. My girlfriend is a man.

10, my male god likes my best friend and says he hates me, hehe! Laughing and crying, I suddenly feel that there is no love.

1 1, thank you for your company, thank you for loving me, but I can only give you the position of boyfriend! You are a better girl.

12. My boyfriend told me that he would sing for me and buy me food. I believed him. I've been waiting for 23 days, but not yet.

13. Today, I told my girlfriend that I miss my former male girlfriend very much. My boyfriend asked me what I wanted with him, and I said nothing, and he deleted me again.

14, now women are looking for men as girlfriends, and that man is looking for women as brothers.

15, from male girlfriends to couples to friends, all this came too fast and went too fast because I didn't cherish it.

16, my boyfriend and girlfriend said they couldn't bear to part with me, and he let me go to bed again. I also loathe to give up his ya!

17 I wronged my good boyfriend and girlfriend and said that he lied to me. Now he ignores me, and I deserve it!

18, I was hung by my boyfriend for two hours, and I will hang him for two hours.

19, the male god has been so kind to me these days that I thought he liked me, too. As a result, he just wanted to please me and let me help him chase my best friend.

20. The person I like is the male face of my best friend. Every time I see them playing, I always say nothing to comfort them. He is just the male face of my best friend.

2 1, I have a good boyfriend, and we will wear shiny shoes together. Vance's new balance looks great.

22. My best friend took my boyfriend away just because he was kind to me and was my friend's ex-boyfriend.

There is no such thing as pure friendship between men and women. Most girls look for so-called male girlfriends just for a reason to play with spare tires aboveboard.

24. Don't be a woman's boyfriend. When she was single, she ate what you wanted, used you, but didn't need you. When she is in love, she still eats yours and uses yours, but others are using her.

I don't want to be your boyfriend. I'm afraid I will love you more. I don't want to be your boyfriend I'm afraid I'll never find a job again. I don't want to be your boyfriend, just because I like you.

For male girlfriends:

1, you are a bit like, like that hedgehog, you know, you will stab if you are slightly stimulated or frightened, and you will stab whoever comes near you.

2. A person should have shortcomings, or he won't live long.

It will take a long time to see you off, but fortunately, the earth is round, so we can see it on foot, right?

Behind a successful woman, there must be a man who is eager to wear.

5, your five elements are unclear, and your eight characters are not cleaned up!

6. Once a pie fell from the sky, but you didn't receive it. Now it bounces. You haven't bitten it with your mouth?

7. As soon as I can't find you, I will think the worst. It must be someone who really cares about you.

8. I'm not willing to catch Tang Priest for nothing!

9. Pig Bajie watched the spider essence take a bath and didn't flow so much.

10, you sit on the Diaoyutai in Jiang Taigong and wait for flies to bite your broken eggs.

1 1, your eyes are not a little high, that toad's eyes are not very high, and his eyes are on the top of his head. Can I eat swan meat?

12, any psychological and physical impulse will eventually return to calm. Life will still fall on rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

13. Rabbits bite when they are in a hurry. You bit me. You bit me. I don't bite. Dogs like to shit. I don't like it.

14, forget your own psychosexuality, take us together for psychosexuality, and let us pay for psychosexuality. Why?

15. All the reliable friends of the opposite sex I know are working relationships and can't be touched. The unreliable friends of the opposite sex you know, like you, have no skin and no face, and you can't touch them.

16. This dog is very close to its mother. There is no such thing as a sausage kiss!

17, haven't you ever eaten pork? All right, think about it. What posture does the pig use when it runs?

18, you are either insane or physically defective. I am in good health. I may be a pervert. Yes, I'm super pervert. Ms. Ye, I think you are in good health, too. So you're a pervert, too

19, happiness means that you never have to answer who is unhappy, or you are really happy.

20. Find one now. We don't want to drive a BMW or a Mercedes. We need a pilot.

2 1, the person who went out from the western sunshine for no reason, the star last night, the wind last night. I like boyfriends.

22. Men are all the same, eating what is in the bowl, watching what is in the pot and worrying about what is in other people's pots. I like boyfriends.

23. You are looking for an object now, where can you find the original? All are exported to domestic sales! People give you a break-in, and you just make it ready-made. What a worry! If I want to find a daughter-in-law, I will find a divorce. The divorce certificate is a quality certificate! I like boyfriends.

24. As the saying goes, a husband and wife are merciful for a hundred days, and they are heartless in buying and selling. I like boyfriends.

25. Look at yourself. You killed yourself.

26. My mouth is bad. I especially don't mind eating soft rice. I eat hard when I am soft here. I like boyfriends.

27. Will you marry me? I don't want you to marry me. I like boyfriends.

28. I poke you where it hurts, set you numb and step on your tail. I like boyfriends.

29. Never resist when you are in The Pursuit of Happyness. I like boyfriends.

30. I want to get married immediately. Do you think I can? I like boyfriends.

3 1, if you want to find happiness, you must first know what happiness looks like! Happiness in the movie tells you that Snow White and the prince lived happily ever after, but no one has ever told you that the prince fell in love with their nanny, and Snow White got diabetes, and all her hair fell out from then on! I like boyfriends.

32. I have cut off my thoughts. When the spring breeze blows up your long hair and reappears at midnight, the warmth planted by moonlight will take root and sprout. Now I am in love with you, preparing a meaningful winter to warm the door of spring. The long hair and clean shadow around your waist will only meet you at the dawn when the sun rises and withers and the sun sets.

On a continuous basis, love in the new century will become more diversified. Wake up, crazy girl, the intersection of fantasy spiritual pursuit and fantasy love plot will only give you the feeling of expectation, sadness and despair. What love and affection, today's social love has followed into diversification, what is single-minded, and what is together. Changing the object of love and falling in love have long been tolerated and loved by people. The mossy past of 3,000 years has been cut off. Don't be angry with yourself for some people or things you liked and hated in the past. It's meaningless to feel pity. I keep my feelings in my heart, and I don't care if my diet is irregular, my body is broken and there are problems everywhere. I think the essence of self-love is that you can't love. It's good not to see the sun. Don't bully me just because I just walked past you. How can we enjoy the warmth of the sun without being infected? Always let me taste Leng Yue. Listen to your heartbeat, your stomach is twisted with sadness. I hate you.

34. Here we go. Go out of the hall and into the kitchen. Can carry heavy objects and beat hooligans. Ride three rounds and run. Poor Degang Guo, lovely teddy bear.

35, he will open the phone for you 24 hours a day; Whether you are happy or depressed, he is by your side; He goes shopping with you and carries big bags for you; When you need him, his answer is always: come now.

36. Are you a painter? This is a female student? Humans? Models? Have you ever painted animals? Were you holding it? I heard that AIDS comes from animals.

37. I look like a fairy, but I look miserable at first sight, just like that online shopping. The photos are beautiful, and the inspection is also a surprise.

38. Do you have E.coli in your brain? I like a man's best friend.

39. It's hard to find a good man now. It's too late to queue up and say "I love my boyfriend"

40. If you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence. Lu Xun's In Memory of Liu Hezhen

4 1, doing nothing, not ashamed, but proud. "I love my boyfriend"

42. I want to roll, where can I find eggs, or you can let me roll the next one. I like boyfriends.

43. At the beginning, Chen Shimei and Qin Xianglian were also like-minded "I Love Men's Best Friends".

44. Damn it, damn it, I was chopped to pieces and buried alive. I like boyfriends.

45. Now you are worried about the sunrise in the east and the rain in the west. The road is sunny, but the sun is shining. I like boyfriends.

To my best friend, tell me what I wrote to my best friend.

Tell your girl friends:

I trusted you as a sister, but I forgot that you have many friends, and my heart will still be wronged. So will friendship.

1, love is zero ice, friendship is zero water, and we are the best mixture of ice and water.

The only thing you can't throw away in this life is your best friend.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

5. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

6, girlfriends, that is, you scold 800 times a day, but don't allow others to scold.

7. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

8. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

9. They are friends, and you are the best friend. Even if the world collapses, my hug will not be subverted.

10, know your past, believe in your future, and tolerate your present people.

1 1, the person who won't think of her when you are opposite sex and unreasonable, will accompany you to lick the wound as soon as you are injured.

12. Your shoulders are not thick, but they always bring me warmth and strength.

13, do you believe that there is a feeling of never losing to time in this life?

14, dear, thank you for always being with me.

15, there is only 1 you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

16, I know many friends, but only a few have entered my heart.

17, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends know how to listen better than lovers. Friendship can transcend the sky.

18, the friendship between three people needs time to run.

19, my best friend is that no matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same.

20. My best friend is the person I slept with.

2 1, we are lifelong friends and sisters.

22. We eat steak together, spend Valentine's Day together, chew duck feet together, take photos together and watch ghost movies together.

23, between us, from the beginning of the strange, become such close friends, in retrospect, will be smiling.

24. I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.

26, the same hairstyle and clothing, I just want to collide with you.

27. True friends, even if they quarrel, will not affect their feelings. False friends, even if they play again, are just acting.

28. A true friend is when you blind everyone's eyes and can see through your true appearance and inner pain.

29. As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

30. The best friend is often that he can hurt you in prosperity and help you in adversity.

Write to your best friend:

1. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.

Second, as long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

Good friends are like stars, you may not always see them. But you know, they will always be there.

Fourth, girlfriends are even more important to us than lovers.

Fifth, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

6. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

7. I have always envied my best girlfriend having the best girlfriend in the world. Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.

Eight, girlfriends: it is the kind of strange thing that makes trouble today, laughs tomorrow, gets bored near, thinks far away, thinks when you don't see it, hates when you see it, and you can bully yourself but others can't.

I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

Eleven, you have been humiliated, and I will get justice for you. You are unhappy, I make you laugh. You are happy, I will accompany you. I will criticize whoever bullies you. If you are unhappy, I will be your bitch.

Twelve, girlfriends are people who wait for the dawn with you in the darkest time.

Thirteen, thank you for accompanying me through these years. Thank you for tolerating my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I will never forget the day when I made two mistakes together.

Dear best friend, you will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Fifteen, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

Sixteen, in fact, having two girlfriends is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her. That's enough.

Seventeen, even if you are just a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

18. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

Nineteen, the girlfriend is actually another self.

Twenty, there is only 1 you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

Twenty-three, I think, before we get married with others, we must take wedding photos together, which belongs to us only.

24. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose to time?

Twenty-five, I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, we were firm in each other's hearts during the days we experienced together.

Twenty-six, I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together! Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

Thank you for enlightening me when I am helpless, comforting me when I cry, asking for help when I am sick, and crying with me when I am desperate. Thank you very much.

Twenty-nine, quarrels are inseparable, and those who can't leave are called girlfriends.

Thirty, I'm tired, you come, eat and cover-this is the best friend. She still has a copy of your daily necessities at home.

Thirty-one, girlfriends are the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

The true meaning of life lies not in the number of breaths, but in the moments that make you hold your breath.

34. The person who treats you best is often the one who is bullied the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.