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Change it every day, it's free anyway.
No one has seen the wind, let alone you and me, but when paper money is floating, we know that the wind is counting money.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
It may not snow when the bridge is broken, but it may hail.
My sister's chastity of 17 years finally became 18 years last night.
6. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
7. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-playing.
8. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but guilty!
9. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.
10, there are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to study, and this feeling is strongest in February.
1 1 Long ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. Lies are washed away first, leaving real clothes, but truth refuses to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies in real clothes, but it was hard to accept the naked truth!
12, the departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not stay.
13, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.
14, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.
Chopin, I'll give you two dollars if you pop out my sadness.
16, it was once the motherland that nurtured me with scarred breasts, which puzzled me, considerate me and boiled me; Now is the motherland with big breasts and fat buttocks, which makes me confused, stupid and angry!
17, no one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy.
18. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.
19, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.
20. It is a principle to find a penny for Uncle pol.ice on the roadside, but finding ten dollars is beyond the scope of the principle.
2 1, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?
22. If you listen to a time song, it is not a song or a tune.
Talk about asking for money
1. People in their twenties cry for pain when they encounter scars, and hide when they encounter difficulties. Without a job, you can feel at ease asking for money.
My parents have no income. They just got married and bought a dowry. I went out to travel with my husband and gave them another 5000 yuan. They usually don't want to eat and wear. Because of the poor economic conditions at home, they seldom ask their parents for money. At that moment, I really felt sorry for my parents.
I must save money this year! It's really weak to go out and ask for money.
Dinner was good, but the life I want is self-sufficient, independent of men, free of money, neither eating nor drinking. Because this feeling makes me feel humble, and the pride in my bones will never be erased.
5. The soul of economic independence is tall and straight. Of course, you don't need money, don't depend on others, and don't lose yourself.
When I was still asking for money from my family, my peers were already defending our country.
7. Parents love us, eat three meals a day, clean clothes and ask for money. Love and friendship, friend, what is your contribution?
8. I will not be satisfied with the status quo, so I have been unhappy. It is too difficult to learn to be satisfied. I took my parents' money from a little flower and got everything I wanted. Suddenly I have to face my own work and don't want to ask my parents for money. Life is really hard, and I'm facing collapse.
9. I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, all kinds of things in this month have consumed too much manpower, material resources and financial resources. Every time I have to reach out for money, I feel really rubbish. This black March is really exhausting.
10. I choose to spend less on my own living expenses, but I can only ask for money if it is not enough. After all, I can't earn that much now.
1 1. I have seen through this society. You can do whatever you want without asking anyone. No one can pay for you in the future. It's always hard to ask for money. Even if you don't say it now, can you promise not to say it later?
12. When can I stop asking my father for money? I despise and occasionally envy eating old people, but I'm really sorry. I'm great. I'm excellent. If I adjust my mind and energy, I will get better and better. Let's go
13. This age. I am embarrassed to ask my parents for money. But I also want to reach out for money and enjoy being loved. Want to go home and act like a spoiled brat.
14. Some people are really melodramatic. They ask their parents for money, saying that only by giving them enough money can they have feelings. When they give money to their parents, they use their feelings as an excuse not to give money.
15. If you want to be an adult, you must first be financially independent, learn to pay for anything you own instead of asking your parents for money, learn to manage money and control expenses, try to save money to live a better life, and be a silent adult.
16. I suddenly feel that it is too late to repeat before, which has a great influence on the back. There seems to be nothing suitable or incompatible. This year, I suddenly felt older, and I was no longer embarrassed to ask my parents for money.
17. One person earns money and three people spend it. It doesn't cost much, but at least there is money to spend. You don't have to ask for money, and you are very happy! Children are promising, have money to spend, spend casually, and be happy in their hearts!
18. In reality, I have seen too many people who reach out to their parents for money and say that they have been filial.
19. A woman, no matter how beautiful, lost at the moment she asked for money. Be a woman who is needed by others, not a woman who needs others, and always reflect on yourself.
20. A woman must have what others can't take away. Have independent thoughts. An independent economy. Independent self. No matter how beautiful you are. When you reach out for money. You have already lost.
Suppose we miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day.
1, a gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!
We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum! Rat poison to cook noodles!
3. Miss you, miss you, linger in your mind; Miss you, dream of you, your breath stays in the dream; I miss you and love you, and my heart is full of you. It's no secret that I like you; Love you, always in my heart.
4, the past is like smoke, my heart remains the same, and I am still waiting for you; Time flies, my heart remains the same, and the years have passed, and my affection for you is getting stronger and stronger. For the starry sky, I make a wish: I will be with you forever!
5. How many times have I been immersed in thinking of you in the middle of the night, and that sadness has turned into a distant acacia and crossed the distant sky; How many times have I snuggled up in my arms that love you, received your deep affection, and loved you with your fiery heart; How many times have I ignited restless emotions? I made a bold decision in my madness. I only love you in this life, and I will never part.
Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I'll buy a lottery ticket with your birthday and wedding anniversary number, and guarantee the first prize of 10 million.
7. Your face is beautiful, your people are great, I miss you so much, I love you so nervous, and I don't know how to speak. Will you marry me?
I like you as people like roses. On the one hand, I like its fragrance, on the other hand, I want to accept its thorns, which means I will accept your advantages and disadvantages!
9. The most beautiful scenery in the world is not as good as the way home. The most affectionate words in the world are better than hugging your lover. The best people in the world are inferior to themselves. May you have warmth, no matter how cold the world is.
10. Life has given me a difficult problem. How can I celebrate giving you such a lovely girl? Life also gives you a difficult problem. I gave you such a loyal me. How should you solve it?
The most romantic love story: miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day.
1. Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!
2. I really want to snuggle in your arms and feel your warmth; I really want to have your generous shoulders and feel your care; I really want to have your gentle words and feel your gentleness; I really want to have your gentle kiss and feel your honey; I really want to have your deepest hug and feel your love for me!
3. Clumsily approach you, remember you sweetly and sweetly, miss you beautifully, meet you happily and luckly, really like you, fall in love with you honestly and sincerely, and accompany you forever and ever for a lifetime.
4. Flowers are like butterflies. Liang was born. With me flying to sleep frequently, his feelings dazzled to the end of the world. Please don't just hold hands when you can hug. When you can be together, please don't be separated easily.
5. Because I miss you, my mobile phone never owes money; Because I wait for you, the phone never turns off; Because you are always in the service area I care about, there are signals of my missing at any time and anywhere, and you can receive my warm information.
It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.
7. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've been so sad and infatuated that I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're careless.
8. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!
9. A thousand miles of marriage is a thread, and love is entangled. The whole person is thinking about you, and the whole heart is looking forward to you. I'm not afraid of mountains or water. Love can last forever and never change. Together, honey is sweet and I miss you day and night!
10. I want to be a bird in spring and sing happily on the branches. I want to be a summer wave, jumping naughtily in the embrace of the sea. As long as I love you like a breeze, I will always be with you.
1 1. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I tried to comfort you, but I didn't learn. I want to give you a ring, but it is still in the safe, so I have to send you a message, hoping that we will never screw it up.
12. We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum rat poison to cook noodles!
13. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!
14. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!
15. The world will be warm with love, and the world will be warm with love. I hope you can accompany me all the way and be a happy passer-by.
16. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing for you but one sentence: I love you!
17. Being with you has always been so happy from the moment I met you. Were we lucky enough to be together in a previous life? If possible, I hope we can be together forever and never part.
18. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.
19. Although I am predestined friends, I hope that in the future, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.
20. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
2 1. Since I met you, my calm heart lake can no longer be calm. Your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile are unforgettable. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!
22. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
23. The happiness of flowers is red, the happiness of leaves is green, the happiness of the sky and the sea is blue, and the happiness I give you will be colorful.
24. I really want to hold your hand and walk on the road of happiness together; I really want to hug your waist and be happy and carefree from now on; I really want to kiss your face, we will be together forever!
25. Dear! The doctor said I was lovesick. The prescription is as follows: kiss three times+lover's tears 2-3 drops+eternal love for a lifetime, I think only you can save me!
26. Time goes by, life turns, mottled shadows, and a little love. I hope that when we are old, we can still cross the crossroads of life with our fingers firmly tied. Because holding hands is not easy to let go.
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