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What is your major in a word?

There are all kinds of wonders in the world.

We often say that there are specialities in the technical field.

We often sigh that the interlacing is like a mountain.

Therefore, even if you don't learn well in your field, it may be a gobbledygook level for others.

Today, I'll give you a chance to show it.

Prove your major in one sentence?

it's time to show your IQ.

Reday,go?

come on, let xiaobian warm up first.

pictographic, referential, knowing, pictographic, phonetic, transliteration, and borrowing?

who is afraid of who in Shuo Wen Jie Zi? !

Chinese language and literature major didn't run away

Let's start below, with high energy ahead! !

I am the master of my youth, reinforced concrete.

If you don't work hard in the college entrance examination this year, you will be brothers in the subway next year.

Young man, the arduous task of building the motherland is left to you.

Even the odd changes remain the same, and the symbol depends on the quadrant.

An upgraded version of

Analytic Geometry, Mathematical Analysis, Advanced Algebra, Signals and Systems, Information and Coding, Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics, Ordinary Differential Equation, Complex Variable Function and Differential Equation, Partial Differential Equation, Real Variable Function Theory and Functional Analysis.

No matter how complicated the math is, it can't stop my little brother's handsome face.

Circuit module, electricity, digital electricity, power electronic automatic control principle, electric drag automatic detection PLC

Don't scare me with such a long name

My young lady who studies electrical automation expresses her disapproval

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am very happy to spend a wonderful day with you. This beautiful sea you see in front of you is where your predecessor fell. Let's take a closer look.

tourism majors are really not to be taunted, and their predecessors are all jokes

Constitution, Criminal Law, Criminal Procedure Law, Property Law, Tort Liability Law, Marriage Law, Adoption Law, General Principles of Civil Law, Public Security Punishment Law, Civil Procedure Law, Administrative Procedure Law, Administrative Reconsideration Law, Minors Protection Law, Nationality Law, National Flag Law, Company Law, Consumer Rights Protection Law, Military Service Law, Compulsory Education Law.

Learning makes me happy, while law makes me anxious.

HD is not HD, but hemodialysis! HB is not a pencil, it's hemoglobin! AD is not calcium milk, but Alzheimer's disease! VCR is not a video, it's vincristine! UC is not a browser, it is ulcerative colitis! MM is not a beautiful girl, it is multiple myeloma! NS is not normal saline, it is nephrotic syndrome! PM is not afternoon, it is purulent meningitis! It's not fucking temporomandibular joint disease!

young people don't work hard, but long for university design.

if you didn't learn well in your last life, you'll learn to direct in this life.

The design dog and the choreographer dog pat each other on the back

Beer, drink, mineral water, peanut and melon seeds eight-treasure porridge, and Brother Lai collected his feet.

Spring Festival travel rush is coming

Is this sound familiar to the sister paper of the railway department

The plane will take off soon, and now there are cabin attendants for safety inspection. Please sit down, fasten your seat belt, and put away the seat back and small table board.

The standard eight-tooth smile of a flight attendant is warmth

On-site protection, on-site visit, on-site witness and on-site investigation; Extract blood sample, semen spot, fingerprint and hair; Site relics and tools for committing crimes; What is the physical characteristics, age, age, size, sex, accent, means of transportation and clothing of the suspect?

Miss Detective, aren't you afraid to go out alone at night?

marry me! My house and car are your fixed assets, and my salary is your accounts receivable.

-a love letter from the treasurer

The mother-in-law agreed before the girl spoke!

Medicine, if you are an enzyme, then I am a substrate. You melt me quietly, and I don't even have time to call for help. If you are an antigen, then I am an antibody, and you are specifically recognized by me. My life belongs to you.

All medical students are so literary, which makes us feel ashamed to study literature.

Our slogan is: "Warm hands, warm heart and warm bed, ventilate the toilet"

So, is your air conditioner broken?

This is not only a HVAC engineer, but also a mobile central air conditioner. Don't be too intimate!

See here, are there any babies who have been shot?

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Show your major in one sentence

Say it for everyone to guess!

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