On the 9 1 sentence in the classical humor of realism.

1, love is like raindrops, the more you think about it, the more chaotic it becomes.

Look at the relationship I actively maintain, and I will let you go.

It is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, why haven't I seen the gold yet?

4. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

Money is no problem to me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

7. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

For boys, what I value most is talent. Looks are not important, just handsome.

9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will break every three to five days.

10, I hope all girls can marry love, so I will marry him.

1 1, if you don't ask for it, you will have it, and if you don't ask for it, you will be safe.

12, I am constantly working hard now, just to realize the awesome power I boasted when I was a child.

13, you thought you were as proud as a peacock, I thought you were a cockfight!

14, it is fate to meet you thousands of miles away, but your mother has no reason to leave here.

15, no matter how beautiful a man is, he is incompetent and still a waste.

16, you are so cute, you must have stolen many people's spring.

17. If I had known that this was a world of looking at faces, I would have used the school's money for plastic surgery.

18, even if it is not good, it is my life, not your business.

19, I like you.

20. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

2 1, forgetting someone is actually quite simple: it's not mean not to meet.

22, cut off JJ worship god-this hurts yourself and offends God!

23. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

24, years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, do not bully the young and the poor.

25. Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

26, young, heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

27. "Dead pig" is not right to scold pigs like this, and pigs will get angry.

28, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

29. Everything is omnipotent when you are thin, and it is useless to be fat.

30. Keep meat for a thousand days and use meat for a period of time. No matter how big the typhoon is, it is not afraid of meat.

3 1, if you can afford it, you can afford it. After all, you are still young.

32. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

33. Who says I can only eat? People are good at ordering takeout!

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

35, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame constipation on gravity.

36, there are cockroaches * * * super-individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

37. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

38. Say I am jealous of you. Dry your tears and have a look.

39. Choose a posture and let yourself live irreplaceable.

40, nutrition express, a bottle of breakfast hurts all morning.

4 1, the departure of leaves, is it the tree's persistence or the pursuit of the wind?

42. I never think that things that can be easily thrown away are important.

43. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.

44. You have no right to criticize me and gossip behind my back. No matter how bad I am, I have never eaten a bite from your family.

45. In the eyes of the lover, a journey of a thousand miles is only one mile.

46, unrequited love is a successful mime, saying it becomes a tragedy!

Why do you look like a pencil? Type B.

As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

49. I want to change my name and look and love you again.

No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change.

5 1, I hope you can walk well in the future, I'll take a taxi!

52. A letter is a letter. Don't believe it or not. You still have wechat.

Let's be romantic, okay? Wave your hand and I'll slow down.

Don't forget that I am a girl, and I also have a weak side.

55. If you want to succeed, you must work hard, and if you want to destroy yourself, you must be modest.

56, don't discharge to me, because I have a caller ID here.

57. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because of short legs!

It's too hot, I don't believe you won't buy another bottle!

59. Nothing can't be let go. If it hurts, it will naturally go away.

60. Seeing the news that it is dangerous to play mobile phones while walking scared me to play while running.

6 1, so bottomless! I made a program, so I can't go home.

62. Where did our plane go? It was not intercepted by aliens.

63. A man who can cheat must look good in ballet.

64. Life is a play, and we are all Oscar winners.

65, the so-called holiday, the family is too tired, no money to go out, especially free every day.

66. I want to make a download software called Ear. Because lightning is inaudible.

67. I think you are good at spending money. Can you spend some on me?

68. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

69. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

70. What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

7 1, God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

72. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, and if it fails, it becomes the threshold.

Teacher, can we change the teaching method? Like dreams.

74. Trendy people always wear underwear outside, which makes them look long.

75. Lovers have Valentine's Day, while enemies have Di Renjie.

76. What a person shows off means what he lacks in his heart.

77. When you step into the society, you will find that you can't spell your parents, but only Pinduoduo.

78. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.

79. Talking is knowing that you understand my mood at the moment.

80. It's really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing and explosiveness in getting up.

8 1, I'm afraid of sunshine because I've been in the dark for a long time.

82. It is also a good tactic to use jokes to deal with the enemy, but when joking, it must be the fatal wound of the other party, otherwise the joke is just a joke. Here are 90 realistic and classic humorous sentences I brought. I hope you like it!

83. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

84. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life. Don't be too arrogant.

Brother, we will cross the river together, and you will be the throne.

86. You are good-looking and pretentious.

Nobody can predict the future, so there are always people who regret it.

88. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

89. My mental illness is better than yours. I am crazy every day!

90. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!

9 1, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.