It's funny to say that you are fat, and it's funny to say that you are fat.

1, I hope you sleep at night and have nightmares, dreaming that you are lying in the arms of a fat man, and that fat man is me.

People say I'm thin, but I'm not that fat.

Love has nothing to do with beauty and ugliness, and it has nothing to do with being fat and thin, because she is her, the only one in the world, and she is not, so she likes it.

4. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat did everything to get rid of the mouse, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? The cat giggled and said, you'll know when you get fat.

In fact, I like girls to buy more things for themselves. If you get fat, it's yours

6, only need eight words to deal with women: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault.

Humor about describing yourself as fat.

7. Is that fat? Is that fat? This is called fullness. Usually such children are Wangfu.

8. In fact, no one is short, fat or thin in love. Love is equal and cares for each other. I choose to express my love. In this way, I have not been trampled by the self-esteem of love, nor have I lost confidence in love. I am pursuing what I want to pursue.

9. Describe yourself as fat in this interesting way.

10, I'm fatter recently. When I smile at the phone, I can touch the hang-up button on my face.

1 1, loving food is also an art, so being fat does not hinder my pursuit of art.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether he likes you or not, whether your hair is long or short, and whether you wear makeup or not. Whether you are tall, fat or thin, it doesn't matter whether you wear short skirts or jeans.

Humor about describing yourself as fat.

13, one day I will be as thin as lightning and light up your poor fat man.

14. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

15, right? 1.20 19 Interesting talk about fat people.

16, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. You can't stand hanging out at the fat bar. Anyway, there is so much fat in the world that you don't want any.

17, Weibo is really enough now, and the screen is full of poor, poor, ugly and lazy! Can't you say something that has nothing to do with me?

18, when I get so fat, I will repay you for your kindness to me when you lose weight.

Funny sentences to describe yourself as fat.

19, the hungriest person is usually fat paper, because there is an idiom that says: the hungriest person is the hungriest.

20. Without Han Hong's life, Han Hong's sick daughter, Fat, refused.

2 1, say a few interesting sentences about fat people.

22. Don't be a fat mobile phone player when you are the best and youngest.

23, the fat man's heart: the mouth is happy, and the heart wants to be thin.

She is so fat that I can't unscrew her arm from her thigh.