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What homophonic spoof poems are there?

Plum blossom, spring sleep, Yang Liuzhi and bamboo branches.

I. Plum blossoms

Lying on a plum, smelling the flowers,

Lying on a branch and drawing the sky.

The fish kissed Shi Shui,

Answer Chun Lv with a lying stone.

Homophonic:

I have no culture.

I can only farm.

Want to ask who I am

I am a big donkey.

Step 2 sleep in spring

Mume smells the flowers,

Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,

Far away, like water,

Eduardo Chun Lv.

The coast is green,

The coast is like green.

The coast is as green as a daisy.

be homonymous

I was stupid.

I have no culture,

I have a low IQ,

Ask me who I am,

A big donkey.

I am a donkey,

I am a donkey,

I am a stupid donkey.

Three. Yang Liuzhi

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going.

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

(candle-instruction, go-overdue)?

4. Bamboo branches

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny.

(Sunshine-Affection)