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A smile passed.
2, take out your temper, that is called instinct; Putting your temper back is a skill.
The doctor said that the human heart is only the size of a fist. I don't believe it. It's so small. How can it hurt so much?
If you really love someone, you will find that all you want in the end is that he can be happy. Even, not with you.
There are still dirty places in this world, but this should not be the reason to make yourself dirty; There are ugly people in this world, but it should not be an excuse to make yourself ugly.
6. In fact, youth is like this. You don't listen to advice, you toss, you enjoy happiness, you suffer, you play with tickets, you hit a wall, you toss hard, you are tired, only to find that you have turned a big circle, but you have returned to the original place. However, I never regret or complain, because if I don't turn this circle, I may never know where the "original place" is.
7. When life is full of question marks, take risks bravely!
8. Because I know that you are a child who is easily worried, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand. I hope you can see if I fly to the clouds with the wind. Even if I get lost occasionally, I know you are waiting for me.
9. It is indescribable to love someone. Every moment, every minute, is suffering. Only when I see her will I smile.
10, growth is childish pain, and the reckless part is called youth. In the process of growing up, we always have to go through profound and painful tempering in order to grow step by step and become an indestructible appearance that no one can hurt. Just like me now, no matter what difficulties I encounter, even if I cut through the thorns, I will go forward bravely.
1 1, God is too thin, I can't escape; God is too kind to me to ask for anything in return.
12, no matter where you live and meet love, just say hello; Give a hug when you meet; Break up and say goodbye. Don't pester, don't be world-weary, don't speak ill of love.
14, I think that when we bravely look for love, love will automatically appear and gather more and more: as long as someone really loves us, others will be attracted to us. If no one loves us, we will be loved less and less. Life is so strange.
15, tolerate everything, believe everything, hope everything and endure everything. If you can believe, you can do anything.
16, fear is such a coward. When you touch his bottom line, accept the worst result, and then start preparing to have a big fight with him, he doesn't know where to hide.
17, you don't want to grow flowers. You said, I don't want to see it, it's a little withered. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoid the beginning.
18, when we think we are very important, life has just begun to forgive our naivety.
19, men always pay attention to women who don't look at him, and so does fate.
20. Who ever remembered you and laughed?
Classic talk, painful and stupid, just can't laugh it off!
1, I've suffered, suffered and been stupid, but I just can't laugh!
Although many people are separated, they still love each other in their hearts. True love is not having each other, but blessing each other from the heart.
3, bitter, painful, stupid, knowing the pain, but still insisting.
4, laugh it off, so free and easy! How many people in life can let go and be so free and easy?
Once we were together, happy and carefree, in each other's hearts and in each other's words, but now I slowly find that there is only you in my heart, but I don't know if there is only one me in your heart.
6. I have waited, suffered, suffered and been stupid, but I have put it down and passed for myself. Don't waste it on people who don't appreciate it.
7. I have been separated from my girlfriend for two years, and I still miss him very much. Yesterday, he came back, but I always felt so strange and embarrassed to see him. Of course, I still love him very much, so I chose to avoid it. Do you think I did the right thing?
8. Life's setbacks teach us to be strong! The bitterness of life makes us learn to be cheerful! Bitter, painful, stupid. Cheer up and laugh it off!
9. You hurt me deeply. I almost did something stupid for you, but I'm glad I left you now.
10, only when you really love deeply will you be bitter, bitter and stupid! If you don't really love, you can't walk into your heart! And the love that enters the heart will never change!
1 1, we didn't separate, I was just frozen by you, and it wasn't me who got hurt, it was us.
12, bitter, painful, stupid, who cares, understand?
13, once bitter, painful, stupid, sweet! A lot of people walked away! What should be put down is put down and lifted. It must be heavy! Forget rebirth!
14, I am suffering, suffering, being stupid and tired. I don't care about anything as long as I have you.
15, bitter, painful, stupid, all laugh it off! It's over. Be your best self again.
16, bitter, painful, stupid, all over! Don't think about the past, think about how to live the present, let nature take its course, be happy, and believe that you will live better than anything else.
17, I have experienced everything, and a few can laugh it off.
18, it's easy to say, but how many people can laugh it off when they are hurt?
19, for some things, some people. There should be no, don't just ask for others' efforts, take your kindness to accept others' sincerity.
20, bitter, painful, stupid, this is also my very serious life, I hope everyone can laugh it off!
Happy smile SMS
1, a man didn't come home on New Year's Eve, but hurried home at dawn. His wife asked him angrily. Man: The yellow light flashed at the intersection last night, and I dare not go there. The wife asked again, why not call the police? Man: I put my mobile phone in the trunk, so I get 2 points for driving and making a phone call, and I dare not carry it with me. Wife thundered: you won't get off to get it! The man said timidly, 2 points will be deducted if you don't wear your seat belt.
2, that buddy has a cheap mouth and makes his wife angry before going to bed at night. There is no way but to coax her with sweet words. Very angry, he asked his wife: The child is in his teens this year. The wife smiled happily and replied, I am twenty-seven years old. The buddy habitually bursts out with a sentence: it doesn't look like a chest. Bang! The nosebleed instantly explodes F.
3. A sister lost her card and was picked up by her buddy. When she saw her name was Wang Fang, she shouted Wang Fang ... This product told people before, why don't you know me? Sister blushed and nodded. He said I don't know you either, so this is your card. My sister blushed. Take it and say thank you! This guy asked you why you didn't ask my name, and my sister continued to blush. Ask quickly, my sister blushed and whispered, what's your name? This product is great. Just call me Lei Feng.
4. Physiologically, the so-called naivety means that you can't hold your urine and can't hold your words; The so-called immaturity means that you can only hold your urine and can't hold your words; The so-called maturity means that you can hold back your urine and your words; The so-called aging is that you can hold your breath, but you can't hold your urine.
5. A couple of high school students are dating in the park. W: Do you want to know what it's like to kiss? M: According to my analysis, kissing is the friction of two mouths against air resistance. When friction velocity is big enough, it will become four sausages. Woman: Go and rub your physics book!
The grandmother of the person I secretly loved passed away yesterday. She sent a Weibo, so sad. I wanted to send her a comment to comfort her to show my concern, but Nima accidentally clicked a compliment and suddenly felt that all the languages in the world were meaningless.
7, the big effect of a yellow light button appeared! At the intersection, the two cars collided, and the drivers all came down to offer cigarettes to each other, then called each other immoral, and never saw the routine quarrel again.
8. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "
I found a girlfriend. She told me that she was CN, but she lost her bike (as everyone knows). Later, after a long time, my friend organized a bicycle outing and I invited my girlfriend to go with me. As a result, she cursed: "It's been so long, don't you know I can't ride a bike?"
10, many areas received reports. In the middle of the night, a car was parked in front of an intersection, and the owner called for help: "Brother, I can't go home now. The traffic lights at the intersection ahead only flash yellow. What happened? Everyone help me think about it? "
1 1. Just after passing an intersection, it was stopped by the traffic police. "You just ran a yellow light. According to the latest traffic regulations, you will be deducted six points. " The traffic police motioned for me to show my driver's license. I took out two one-dollar coins from my pocket and handed them to him. "I thought it was a big deal, sixty cents at a time. I raised them for a month." Then he stepped on the gas pedal and left.
12, driving through the intersection of Yinchuan Road and Haier Road today, the front is turning yellow. A VIOS on my right stopped in front of the white line. Tragedy is coming. A Changan Star rear-ended the VIOS and knocked it out. G-wave is when VIOS looks at the white line without looking at the car, and then says to Chang 'an Xingnan, I finally stopped the car. You knocked me out, and I didn't get a cent!
13 A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said, "It's very congenial." The boy asked again, but it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, "Why not have a flat head?"
14. Sadness makes you worry about jumping off a building. If there is no money, let the price dive. If you do enough, you can jump ship. Sad, you can go dancing. You can practice long jump when you are tired. Narrow, can go to the high jump. You can jump rope after work. Bored, you can play checkers. If you are superstitious, you can jump. Depressed, you can go skydiving. Happy, you have a heartbeat!
15. Today, I read the new traffic regulations of the Central News. The reporter interviewed an illegal driver on Nanjing Road in Tianjin. Reporter: Do you know that the new traffic regulations don't allow you to make phone calls while driving? Driver: I know. Reporter: Then why did you call? Driver: I don't care about calling, I'll answer the phone! At that time, my lunch poured out, and Tianjin people just had the spirit of entertainment!
16, once I visited the park in a bad mood and found that I didn't bring my wallet when I bought water. When I was at a loss, a beautiful girl beside me bought me a bottle of water. I took a sip and asked her for her phone number. She said, "The water is for you, so don't think about it!"
17. Shortly after he went to college, Anonymous sent a message to his mother asking for money. The reason is: new boyfriend, six dates, all dressed up, need to buy another one. Mom texted back: change boyfriends and start from scratch!
18, change my girlfriend's phone number to mine when my classmate takes a shower. Text him in bed at night "Husband, I'm pregnant". I saw that guy suddenly turn over and get out of bed. Badabada smoked a pack of cigarettes and borrowed money from the dormitory. ...
19, suddenly found that as long as it is a passerby, 100% came out of the ruins; As long as it is a netizen, 100% is filled with indignation. After my simple analysis, I can infer that all netizens don't go to the streets and all passers-by don't surf the Internet.
When his girlfriend took Xiaoming home to meet his parents for the first time, he was very nervous. The girlfriend said, "Don't be nervous, just like at home." When I arrived at my girlfriend's house, the door opened and my girlfriend's parents greeted me warmly. Xiao Ming quickly said, "Dad, Mom, I'm back! This is my girlfriend! "
2 1. My husband said in his first love letter to me, "Every time I see lz, I feel like a rabbit is bumping around." Now that we have been married for 3 years, we are coquetry with this girl on a whim. "Husband, where is the bunny in your heart?" We replied, "I have already killed!"
22. A female colleague of the company went out to eat at noon. The mobile phone left the company, and then her husband kept calling, and a buddy next to him ate his nap and was disgusted. After the phone rang for the nth time, the buddy picked up the phone angrily and shouted, "We are sleeping, and you are always calling, which is annoying." After a while, a man appeared at the door of the office. ...
23. My boyfriend was on a business trip and called me a few hours ago to report his safety. I am idle and bored now, just like Doby's boyfriend. Call his hotel room: "hello, sir, can I help you?" He said, "No, I already have it."
24. It's almost Valentine's Day. I just went downstairs to finish shopping. Boss: "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" Me: "Why buy flowers?" Boss: "Buy flowers for your girlfriend?" Me: "Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back. ...
25. It was dark. A lovelorn wolf is looking for food, and he hears the woman in the house admonishing the child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn. Later, the wolf sighed with tears: liar, women are liars!
26, farming, the son is responsible for grasping the direction, the father pulls the donkey to walk, every time the son sets the car and says to the father in front: "Dad, let's go", the father pulls the donkey forward, day after day. One day, father didn't come. After the son got a good car himself, the donkey wouldn't leave no matter how he chased it. The son was anxious, suddenly calmed down and shouted, "Dad, let's go!" " The donkey advanced slowly.
27. Man: "Do you know why the ring you bought when you got married is called a ring?" Woman: "Why?" Man: "It's evil. So evil. " Female: "Bah ..."
28. At 10 in the evening, my wife who was away on business called. The following is the dialogue! Daughter-in-law: Where are you? I'm at home. Daughter-in-law: Really at home? Didn't go out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? I'm not at home. Where is it? Daughter-in-law: well, go to the middle door of the refrigerator and look in the third compartment ... I went to have a look and there was a photo of us. Tell her. Daughter-in-law: Yes. So you're at home. Go to bed early.
29, a colleague, a diaosi, associates with the goddess, fearing that his family will disagree. The goddess lied to her family that she was Gao Fushuai, and she was not interested in getting married and could not see her parents. Diaosi often comes to the goddess, who bullies him with acting skills. Who did his parents ask? The goddess replied: spare tire, honest man. Six months later, the goddess played a man who was abandoned and heartbroken by Gao Fushuai. His parents comforted him: Don't be sad. Protected]
30. A buddy was broken up and finally asked his girlfriend to sing a song together and invite us all. At KTV, he said to his girlfriend, Let me sing the last song for you. We thought we should sing some affectionate songs to impress our girlfriend and make her change her mind. Therefore, he ordered "Xi shua" ... please take mine back and spit it out for me after eating mine. ...
3 1, husband: "The relationship between husband and wife is like X, there is only one intersection-when they are in love, they will go further and further in the future." Wife: "What about us? Is it as sad as X? " Husband: "No, we are Y. After meeting, we will always be alone."
32. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked, "Where is the bride?" Meatball said shyly, "Damn, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!" " "
33. What's the use of a woman getting married? The answer is: "There is a bird!" "Why does the man want a divorce?" Because I don't want to do it! "What's the use of same-sex marriage? The answer is: "What's the use! "
34. Take a sister paper car in the morning and I will take the co-driver. Every time the green light is on, the agent always looks dignified and nervous ... On the contrary, when he meets the red light, he is very relaxed, and he stops for the light honestly ... I said, the new traffic rules are really fucking good ... The agent doesn't answer the phone, looks ahead and slowly says, "See the red light, and you will be practical!"
35. Some people complain that plants vs. zombies are really deceptive, and they always remind that "there is a big wave of zombies approaching". For this reason, I played day and night all year round, and NND has never seen a "big wave zombie"!
The man didn't hurry home until the next morning. His wife asked why. The man replied: A yellow light flashed at the intersection last night, and it didn't return to normal until after six o'clock this morning. The wife asked why she didn't call. Man: 3 points for driving and calling! 6 points for running a yellow light! Reverse, reverse, malicious retrograde, penalty! I had to wait until the man was shivering with cold. Wife: Why is it so cold in the car? It snowed all night. I've been rubbing the number plate outside, and the number plate was blocked by 12!
37. Man: "Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met! -"Female:" Trojan horse! -husband, I like you this have never seen the world ... "
38. A rich second generation proposed to a beautiful woman. The man said, marry me, baby. The beautiful woman shook her head. You will send me 999 roses. The man promised to come for real, okay? The beauty shook her head. I wanted a car to cut the cake, and the man realized it with tears. The man said, is this okay? In order to buy cut cakes, I have gone bankrupt, and the beauty shook her head. Finally, I want you to run the yellow light 12 times in Beijing. The man collapsed and went out to throw himself into the river.
The meaning of looking back and smiling _ looking back and smiling and making sentences
Looking back and smiling [Hu Mu Y and xio]
Explanation: eyes: eyes. Roll your eyes and smile. It is often used to describe a woman's charming expression.
Said by: Bai Juyi, Song of Eternal Sorrow in Tang Dynasty: If she just smiles back, she will be doomed, and her sixth house will be wiped out.
Looking back, smiling and making sentences:
1. Alas, looking back and smiling, you can't get love in return.
She smiled at me in the subway.
Will I see you smile at me?
I turned around and smiled timidly at you.
5. Especially the smile I turned around scared me into a cold sweat.
6. However, due to God's gift and no concealment, it was finally chosen as the royal family one day. If she just turned her head and smiled, there were a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of six palaces disappeared without a trace.
7. In this life, I am willing to be a fisherman for you, let life wait and win a smile when the fish swim.
8. I was lost in the silence of the night, leaving only a bright smile in my heart, and a look back solidified my hope. However, I have waited for thousands of years and still can't see you.
9. I really turned around and smiled. It was so charming.
10 and you look back and smile, which makes me fall into your tenderness.
1 1. This morning, Ruth suddenly smiled at me, which made my heart surge and I couldn't sleep at night.
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