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Mother and son talk about giving birth to a child safely. Simple wechat
On February 20 19, the twelfth day of the fifth lunar month, 10, 15: 00, I gave birth to a daughter, weighing 6 Jin and 6 Liang, and the mother and son were safe. I bought an extra drop of wine!
3.20 19 On May 23rd, mother and child were safe! Welcome to this lovely world.
4. Old Tie Er, it's too difficult for me. I just watched the handsome boy change his face all night and made a mess of it. I just think mother and son are safe and handsome.
On the morning of May 6 14, a 30-year-old mother from Xi 'an was admitted to the Garden Hospital. At 7: 56 p.m./kloc-0, a 6.5kg baby boy was delivered by caesarean section, and the mother and son were safe. Dad Bao was born two hours ago because the plane was late.
6. Celebrate the arrival of my godson, lovely angel, my big baby has worked hard, have a good rest, little baby, godmother wishes you a healthy, happy and carefree growth, and I will love you well.
7, a new life, a small public movement, mother and child are safe, I hope to be healthy and happy in the future!
8. The fattest and ugliest moment in my life is to meet you. Love you, my baby. Mother and child are safe, thank you for your concern.
9.20 19 At 22: 07 on May 25th, I lived in Chang 'an with the blessing of my parents, and my life was smooth sailing. Little Chang 'an, born naturally, weighing 5.36 kg, mother and son are safe.
1 0,2019 June1,the baby arrived, a boy weighing 3.3 kg, and the mother and son were safe.
1 1, daughter-in-law, 33 weeks old, weighing13/kg (I am 133 kg), catch up with me immediately, and only hope that the mother and the child will be safe and the baby will grow up healthily!
12, born on June 30th, went red on the 29th. I was born at 7: 02 am on the 30th, and my mother and son are safe. Don't worry, I've been discharged from the hospital and gone home. During confinement, my two mothers and my husband take care of me, and the children will feel at ease!
13, mother and son are safe, weighing five catties and six babies. Dear, I love your great mother!
14,2019 June 20th, the Year of the Pig in Jihai, the 18th day of the fifth lunar month: Welcome the new students, Bauer. Mother and child are safe. Record a happy day.
15, yihai gave birth to a child weighing 7 kg and 42 liang on April 28th, and the mother and son were safe. Wife has worked hard!
16, I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, but they are not as lovely as you. Mother and child are safe, thank God, 17, 14, born in June 2065438, weighing 5.20 kg. I love you all my life.
17,2019 at 9: 52 on June 14, I found a boy weighing 6 kg and 8 Liang. My mother and son are safe. Thank you for your concern! May you two be treated gently forever!
18, 2019 June 16 at 20: 40, my son was born, my mother and son were safe, and I was successfully promoted to father. Today is Father's Day. I am the father of Father's Day. Wife has worked hard. Love you both.
19, mother and child are safe. Busy all day, I only slept for an hour for more than 20 hours, but I was very happy.
20. 1, 20 19 June, April 28th of the lunar calendar, your son was born very smoothly, and the mother and son were safe. From then on, there was a little man in our family, my little lover. Mom and Dad hope you can grow up healthily and happily.
2 1. Welcome to the birth of the baby. A family of three has become a family of four. On June 22, a boy weighing 7 kg came out of the delivery room smoothly, and his mother and son were safe.
The circle of friends who announced the birth of the baby said that the sentence of WeChat giving birth to a baby was simple and funny.
1. I was poor and happy overnight.
2. Get rich overnight and have a little daughter.
I am glad to have your son, and my mother and son are safe.
I solemnly declare to you that I am a father, a father, a father, a father.
5. I finally waited for you, mom's armor and weakness.
6. After a night of tossing, my mother worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful!
It is reported that a large group of children are coming to our mountain.
8. There was a loud noise in the sky and my doll appeared. Dangdang Dangdang, 8 kg fat girl, mother and daughter are safe!
9. Comrades who have given birth to daughters, look after your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.
10. 10 months ago finally arrived today.
1 1 .8 Jin, six big fat babies, start saving up for a wife!
12. The baby has been born. In order not to eat Sanlu milk powder, please take the money quickly!
13. Finally, the goods were unloaded smoothly. Thank you for your concern.
14. Hey, girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life.
15. Good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.
16. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I have to wait, wash, change clothes and take a shower happily.
17. The baby has been born successfully, and the mother and child are safe. Thank you!
18. Mother and child are safe! Teenager, your time has begun! Start (a disease)
19. Want to see our children? Yesterday he finally came out, pregnant in October, so tired!
20. The baby was born smoothly at 10: 30 today, weighing X Jin X Liang, a chubby girl, very white and healthy.
2 1 .4,21,23: 00, 18, mother and child are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.
22. I am very happy today! 6.4 Jin! Give birth naturally!
23. Daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! A friend congratulated you, named you, got married, and recognized your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.
24. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!
25. I was born and finally met my husband's lover in his last life. She is more beautiful than me!
26. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing * Jin, and her mother (daughter) was safe. Good news!
27. A son seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.
Mother and daughter reported good news safely and talked about the good news of their daughter's birth in a circle of friends.
1, July 26th 1 1: 53, a lovely baby pig was born. Mother and daughter are safe and weigh 2950 grams. Welcome, you come to this beautiful new world! I wish you healthy growth, wisdom and understanding!
2, I am happy to mention 1000 yuan, mother and daughter are safe, I would never have thought of it, super fast delivery, and no pain, super gratified.
This is an important day in life and the most important day for the whole family. When the son was born, the mother and daughter were safe, and the family was overjoyed to get the news of the baby boy. The hardest thing in this process is the wife. I have seen many news reports before, or heard of them, but I personally don't feel that feeling. Today, from the moment I accompanied my wife into the delivery room, I felt one kind of tension after another. Women are pregnant in October, and risks are everywhere at the moment of labor. Suffering from the discomfort caused by various physiological reactions, he couldn't restrain his complicated feelings at the moment his son was born, so he said: A man must accompany his wife in labor and see the painful and uncomfortable feeling with his own eyes, otherwise it is definitely a great regret in life.
4, girl, 6 kg 42, 5: 59 pm on the fourth day of the fifth lunar month, mother and daughter are safe.
5, emergency cesarean section, baby, premature baby. Anesthesiology is forgotten again. But mother and daughter will be happy if they are safe.
6. Thanks to my wife, my little cotton-padded jacket. Mother and daughter are safe, which is the best gift for the festival. My wife has worked hard, and I will always be with you in this life, never giving up and guarding you!
7. 15 At about 8 am, two girls were born at home smoothly. The impatient little guy made my family in a hurry, and I'm a little confused now. As long as mother and daughter are safe. I hope you grow up healthily and happily!
On June 28th, 2065438+June 28th, 2009 1 1: 34, a 7 kg Peggy gave birth smoothly, and the mother and daughter were safe. Thank you for your concern and support!
9. Mother and daughter are safe. Hospitalization 10 days, induced labor for three days. Without natural contractions, their stomachaches can't get up. There is no way to decide on caesarean section. From the operating table to returning to the ward, people were so nervous that they trembled all over, and even their lips trembled when they spoke. Rubbing my stomach at night is my most unforgettable nightmare. There is still no exhaust and I can't eat. People are hungry, and walking in the fields depends entirely on willpower. But seeing the girl's white and tender face, no amount of suffering is worth it. Since then, she has a soft rib and armor!
10, I was happy with Peggy, my mother and daughter were safe, and suddenly I became a little daddy!
1 1, born at 8 o'clock last night, is a lovely daughter, happy! ! Mother and daughter are safe, everything goes well, and the hanging heart is finally put down.
12, God didn't love us too much, but he didn't abandon us either. I hope everything will be all right. The safety of mother and daughter is my greatest responsibility in this life.
13, the mother and daughter are safe, and the girl weighs 7 kg. I hope you grow up healthily and happily! Mom and dad love you forever.
14,2019 At 4 am on May 27th, the little princess was born, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, and her mother and daughter were safe ~
15, zero 10, finally born, mother and daughter are safe. At this moment, my cousin, who is 80 kilometers away, can't help but have wet eyes. Every mother is the greatest. Giving birth to a child is a disaster. I am even luckier that I can break through it with unimaginable persistence. Every mother should be treated gently.
16, today is a good day, mother and daughter are safe, excited as they wish, crying.
17, Mom and Dad love you. Yesterday, we successfully gave birth to a girl weighing 7 kg. Mother and daughter are safe. Your double top diameter is really too big. You eat too much in my stomach. The main gene is too strong, and dad's head is too big. Now there are two big heads at home.
18, this knife doesn't sound good. It took so many days to recover a little, and the mother and daughter were safe.
19, countdown is 72 days. The second baby, I just want you to be born safely and healthily. Come on, our mother and daughter are safe.
20. Mother and daughter are safe. Congratulations to my wife. I realized my dream of having a daughter.
Text message of giving birth to a daughter
1, hello everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!
2. Today, our family contributed a brick to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free. ——sosi_tiffany
3. Good news and bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.
4. Great news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a female baby, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standards. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!
5. Dad, you have been promoted to be a grandfather! We have a queen in Xiao Lao's family! Eight pounds and a little gold! Looks exactly like me when I was a child! Tell my mother to be careful and don't faint with joy.
6. Friend, I heard that you have finally been promoted to father. I feel like I've got a little light, too, and I've been upgraded to be an uncle. Here, I really congratulate you and wish you happiness! Live safely.
7. When fresh Spanish mackerel comes on the market in May, my son-in-law will give Spanish mackerel to my father-in-law. So many people are used to saying that people with girls have a Spanish face. My friend gave birth to a girl a few days ago, and the short message to us is: My Spanish face meal ticket is valid for a long time from today!
8. Mom, I gave birth. Whoops, it hurts, I'm exhausted, and I'm hoarse. Mom, how did you "pull" me back then? Oh, no, I was born. It's not easy. Mom, what meeting do you think you will have when I give birth? Come back and hug your grandson and daughter. Don't be jealous when children kiss your grandmother in the future. Mom, I really want you to hug me.
9. At noon today 12: 23, in Haidian Maternal and Child Health Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. Tiger, weighing 7 kg and 7 Liang, is 52 cm long. His skin is wrinkled, his hair is sparse and his eyebrows are not open. However, he is really cute, just like his father. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.
10, pay attention to efficiency and skill in production; Friend, it's really gratifying. On this special day, you finally have a daughter, which is really a sudden happiness. Wish you a happy birth! A happy life.
1 1, brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. As the cradle of human flesh, Mrs. Doubtfield has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, during the time of texting, my baby daughter held my finger very enthusiastically ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!
12, 18. Extraordinary news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!
13. Today, our family has contributed a brick and a tile to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million. In response to the national family planning call, our family only added a tile. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.
14, friend, it is a great pleasure to get 1000 yuan in life; Every minute in the future, I wish my baby healthy growth, peace and happiness every day; I wish you a happy wedding! Happy forever.
15, I solemnly announce to you that I am dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
16 On August 8th, a breeze blew from life, bringing a * * * and a * * *. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby's world, and love her more than cherish ourselves. May the blessings of relatives and friends accompany the angels to grow up happily.
17, the sky is arrival, miss Qianjin, and she walks into your house with happiness; A happy and healthy life, a carefree life; Friends, I heard that your husband and wife and your daughter are very happy together. I wish you a happy life.
18, the imperial edict reads: Fengtian carries goods, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * have a daughter today, and they are happy to accept her as an adopted daughter, named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.
19, aunts, I am (my father's name is Lin * Xin). At 4: 58 pm, I was carried out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52CM, I am not fat, 7 kg, 1, but I know I am a beautiful girl. I have to do this. If a handsome pot wants to ask me out, please register at my mother's office as soon as possible. I won't wait in line when I grow up!
20, extra Extra! At 8: 00 a.m. on October 24th, 65438 10, my favorite daughter came to this troubled world. From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing!
2 1, today is a good day and a happy day; Now I send my sincere wishes to you. I finally gave birth to a daughter, and since then, financial resources have been rolling into my home, and my life has been happy.
22. I didn't expect that I worked so hard and it blossomed in a short time; Now that I have a daughter, let me be happy; Now, please send your blessing and wish your family happiness, peace and happiness.
23. There are many things happening in the world, which bring you countless happiness and happiness! I heard that your husband and wife had a daughter. I'm so happy for you. Here, congratulations to your husband and wife, and I hope to hear your successful experience.
24, gave birth to a daughter, looks as beautiful as his mother, please rest assured.
25. I always thought I would have a daughter, so I gave birth to many son-in-law early. Today, the delivery room reported good news, so I didn't dare to call, so I could only make amends by texting! Another notice: I have joined the daughter-in-law snatching corps! Please take care of your comrades!
26. After a long-term investigation organized by the hospital, I finally moved to the role of "dad" with tears in my eyes today. At the same time, my good comrade-in-arms who fought side by side also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thanks to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary life in the past few months. Your revolution has not succeeded yet. Comrades, please work harder!
Dear friends, on July 28th, our first child was born safely. Although we knew his imperfections as early as when we were pregnant, we would still love him. I feel that the baby has been with us for a long time, but I haven't seen it for a long time … thank you for your sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!
28. Thank you for saying it every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but pull out the little slacker by caesarean section. Gee, the beautiful little princess is pretending * * *! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before she woke up. Come and play with the little princess!
29. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!
30,65438+13: 00 am on October 28th 10, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep. A beautiful girl named, weighing 5 kilograms and 82 liang, came into this world at this important moment, and it has been seven hours since. Thank you for your concern all the time!
3 1, the imperial edict has arrived-Fengtian Shipping, and the emperor announced that the ten-product official * * * has a daughter today, and she is adopted and named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.
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