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What are some good jokes about chrysanthemums?

Chrysanthemum has a long history of cultivation in China, which can be known from the phrase "Autumn Moon, Autumn Moon" in the Book of Rites and the Moon Order of the Western Zhou Dynasty. Chrysanthemums are planted early. After thousands of years of cultivation and natural evolution, the tongue-shaped flowers of chrysanthemum are diverse and colorful, especially the famous flowers such as Green Peony, Lv Yun, Mohe, Phoenix Jin Woo, Qi Shuai and West Lake Liu Yue. Because chrysanthemum has a long history, many varieties, bright colors and changeable flower shapes, it has left many well-known poems. For example, Tao Yuanming, a poet in the Jin Dynasty, praised Chrysanthemum: "I am pregnant with chastity, and I am outstanding for frost." He quit his job and returned to his hometown. "The three paths are barren, and the pine chrysanthemum still exists." "Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, you can see Nanshan leisurely." He is a friend of chrysanthemums, and he likes ceramics.

There are exquisite poems and wonderful works. "Who is the master of Qiu Lai, and Chrysanthemum is the main leader?" Do you know when chrysanthemums will bloom among the flowers? (-It blooms alone in late autumn) Chrysanthemum is not only beautiful in autumn when the west wind is rustling and dancing. But in the autumn when autumn leaves fall, the world decorated with chrysanthemums is particularly charming. It has all kinds of chrysanthemum products, many names and rich colors.

It gets cold in late autumn. Why do chrysanthemums bloom?

Because chrysanthemum is not afraid of cold and cold, it can bloom alone in late autumn, and it is this characteristic that can cause people's psychology. Qu Yuan praised the noble quality of chrysanthemum with the famous sentence "Drink Magnolia Dew in the morning and evening, and chrysanthemum in the evening". "Spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums bloom and never wither" shows the character of never colluding with evil forces.

Huang Chao, the leader of the peasant uprising army in Tang Dynasty, praised chrysanthemum from his two poems about chrysanthemum. One: "the rustling west wind is full of cuts in the courtyard, and cold butterflies are hard to come." If I am Di Qing next year, I will report peach blossoms. " Borrowing chrysanthemums does not make spring, lamenting the untimely birth, revealing indignation at his talent and expressing his ambition to do great things. Second: "When I bloom in Qiu Lai on September 8th, all the flowers will kill me. The fragrance permeates Chang 'an, and the whole city wears golden armor. "He was full of revolutionary pride and expressed confidence in the prospect of victory for the insurgents.

Chrysanthemum is known as the "gentleman in flowers". "Every family strives to open a yellow flower show, and colorful clouds are spread on fences everywhere." Chrysanthemum is especially popular with people with lofty ideals who are not secular and those who are upright and upright.

The nobility of chrysanthemum lies in its independence in Ao Shuang. Since ancient times, scholars and gardeners have given all kinds of chrysanthemums vivid and meaningful names with vivid words. Or named after the design and color, white chrysanthemums are: "Moon surging in the river" and "White waves rolling sand"; Yellow chrysanthemums are: "the apprentice" and "resplendent"; The green chrysanthemum is "green"; Or use poetic allusions to express the color of chrysanthemums, such as red "Red Leaf Poetry", yellow "Huangshi Palace" and pink "Peach Blossom". Each chrysanthemum name is accompanied by a wonderful and moving story. . Some are named after historical figures and stories, such as "the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon". There are a series of touching stories behind each name to stimulate people's imagination. There are also flowers named after their shapes, such as "Xiangyun Zuiwo", which tells us all kinds of amorous feelings of flowers in one word, and there is also a rhyme named after colors, petals and flowers, such as "Drunk Dance Yang Fei", which is pink in color and full of petals, much like Yang Guifei dancing drunk in historical stories. Just from the name, it has fascinated people and realized its beauty.

Chrysanthemum not only has ornamental value, but also has good health care value. Now you can pick some chrysanthemums to make health tea-chrysanthemum tea, chrysanthemum wine and chrysanthemum porridge. At the same time, according to the characteristics of chrysanthemum, some excellent recipes with the same origin of medicine and food were made.

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Who accompanied Matsuzaka and Plum in early winter, adding a touch of gorgeous color to this snow-white winter? This is chrysanthemum. They always bloom in the biting cold wind. Autumn frost falls on the leaves, and the leaves are bent, but the chrysanthemums are still standing tall and full of vitality.

Yuan Zhen, an ancient poet, once wrote a chrysanthemum poem: "Autumn shrubs are like Taoist priests, and the more they surround, the more inclined they are. It's not that chrysanthemums are preferred in flowers, but that this flower is even more flowerless. " Look, how many people like chrysanthemums since ancient times!

Chrysanthemum is a perennial herb of Compositae. It has a long history of cultivation in China, and now it has reached more than 3,000 varieties. No matter its magnificent colors or graceful patterns, it is far above wild chrysanthemum. From the botanical point of view, chrysanthemum is not a complete "flower", but an inflorescence composed of countless small flowers, and it is a basket inflorescence.

Out of curiosity about chrysanthemums, I went to visit the chrysanthemum exhibition.

Look! What's that silver one over there? When I looked carefully, it was really a "silver needle". Its flower core is green with yellow, and yellow seeds are mixed with green. The two are in harmony. Snow-white petals surround the small stamen, closely and alternately arranged, straight, like a silver needle, like a jade comb, combing her elegant hair for the stamen girl. It is said that on a clear night, the moonlight sprinkled on the petals is like a layer of frost. At this time, it is particularly elegant and noble, unique and poetic.

Look! There are several pots of mandarin ducks and chrysanthemums there. The nucleus is not obvious in the petals, but the petals are different. They are like streamers, the breeze rises at the beginning, dragons and phoenixes dance together, free and easy; Another example is a big anemone, swaying with the "fluctuation". Because the whole flower is half gold and half red, it looks like a small sun rising in Ran Ran from a distance, symbolizing good luck. Their stems are like seaweed, and the flowers on them are like two playful mandarin ducks, which means everything will be fine.

There are also some lovely "golden hydrangeas". The stems of these hydrangeas are thick and straight, and the leaves are thick and dense, dark green, and some overlap. Its flowers are spherical, and the petals bloom tightly together, like a child's smiling face, looking around with curious eyes and looking at this deja vu world.

There is also a kind of "green" like green jade; From a distance, it looks like a "pink lotus" of a real lotus; Petals as thin as thread "willow line"; Like a "golden flower" of a golden little sun; Like a clear spring, it keeps pouring out.

Chrysanthemum is quite capable! It has the functions of treating diseases, making tea and beautifying.

I looked at this strong-willed flower and lost in thought. Isn't chrysanthemum a symbol of our indomitable and tenacious fighting spirit?

I praise chrysanthemum, its spirit of resisting cold wind and frost, its tenacious vitality; Praise people like chrysanthemums in real life.

I like that white chrysanthemum best. Its flowers are as big as bowls, so pure, like carved white marble, floating like clouds, pale and powerless.

Rong Shu, slim and graceful, with a slightly low head, looks like a shy little girl; Small and exquisite, fresh and handsome pot of red chrysanthemum, slightly on his back, a smug look. ...

Chrysanthemum has its own special beauty, although it is not as fragrant as jasmine and eye-catching as roses. It is beautiful, not only in appearance, but also in its professionalism. His petals can be made into tea, which has pleasant fragrance and medicinal value.

I like the upright character of chrysanthemum, praise its fearlessness to the cold, and appreciate its spirit of blooming against the wind and snow. Dare to blossom, dare to fight the wind and frost, its courage impressed me.

Chrysanthemum has been praised by poets since ancient times. Qu Yuan, a patriotic poet in the Warring States Period, wrote in Lisao: "Drink Mulan in the morning and eat autumn chrysanthemum in western food." Tao Yuanming's poem in Jin Dynasty: "Picking chrysanthemums under the hedge, you can see Nanshan leisurely." Lu You's poem in Song Dynasty: "Chrysanthemum is like a human being, and it is an independent ice cream. ..... one after another, look at the yellow branches. High emotions are quiet, and the big festival is strict. "

How beautiful these chrysanthemums are! I love the elegant chrysanthemum, and I love its indomitable spirit even more.

There are two pagoda-shaped flower stands and three layers of chrysanthemums in the middle of the hall, which are wonderful and changeable, making people dizzying. There are countless small hands stretching out petals like Guanyin, with petals that are short at the top and long at the bottom, crab chrysanthemums with claws like crabs, and purple hydrangeas like small balls ... The most pleasing thing is small crystals, which are small, white and as transparent as crystals. Green Peony is my first time to watch it. It's as green as jasper. The petals of "Yipin Huang" are golden in color, plump and pleasing to the eye. "Shy" slender petals hang together, really like a little girl who did something wrong with her head down. There are also famous chrysanthemums such as "Purple Gas Coming from the East", "Sunset" and "Blooming at the Beginning", which make people linger.

This chrysanthemum gushed out from a flower stand more than one person's height, shining with brilliant bright spots, and fell all the way to the ground, like a gorgeous and moving phoenix tail, a long skirt shining with stage lights, a waterfall-a quiet, quiet and fragrant waterfall, unrestrained, as if children's washed hair hung down at will. Those slender branches full of flowers, dotted with chaos, have a taste of mountains and forests and game; In the world of flowers, only anemone has such a strange realm.

Lotus flowers are not covered by rain, and chrysanthemums still have Ao Shuang branches.

It is not that chrysanthemums are favored among flowers, but that there is no flower after this flower blooms.

Light muscles and weak bones, dispel the hidden flowers and make the gold nucleus shine. Want to know the medicine to delay aging, let a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend.

Until September 8th, Qiu Lai, when I bloom, all the flowers will be killed. Fragrant flowers will penetrate Chang 'an and the city will be full of golden flowers. -Huang Chao.

Tuhua can be white and red, and you can still love this work at night. I would rather grow old with fragrant branches than dance with yellow leaves in the autumn wind.