Funny birthday wishes wish friends happy every day.

1 If I have1million, I will send you 999999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a message of 10 cents to wish you a happy birthday.

The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and keep smiling every day.

After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

10 gives you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc's desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

1 1 Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone, and the song is over.

Happy birthday to 12! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

13 I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just hope you are happy, healthy and beautiful every day.

14 On your birthday, I will send you happy notes as a gift, wishing you happiness and peace for 365 days a year.

15 Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

16 this moment has my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

17 You are so pathetic. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

18 because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Lantern Festival greetings: Happy every day.

Please try a bowl of glutinous rice balls that I made for you myself. Make noodles with happiness, fill them with happiness, boil them in healthy water, and bring them to you in a small bowl of happiness. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival and happy every day! !

Spring is a year, and you are happy in spring; One summer a year, you develop in Xia Xia; Every autumn, Qiu Qiu has a bumper harvest; One winter a year, winter and winter you succeed. Happy Lantern Festival!

Send you a bowl of sweet glutinous rice balls. o .。 o .o .。 o .o .。 o .o .。 O. Every jiaozi is a smile and a blessing! After eating these dumplings, I was happy for another year; Round and round, happiness is sweeter than honey. Happy Lantern Festival!

Fifteen, send you a bunch of flowers: roses, in pairs; With magnolia, everything is not difficult; With jasmine, everything goes well; There are autumn chrysanthemums, which are more than enough every year; There are flamingos, thriving; With peony, life is safe!

Play a colorful lotus lantern, dragging the happiness ripple of your heart lake; Ring the midnight bell of the festival and let my love throb in your heart! Happy Lantern Festival!

Bless you and have a Lantern Festival for you! Slippery, sweet and sticky give you a feeling!

Another beautiful moon, another Lantern Festival, another happy time, another sincere blessing, I wish you: reunion! Sweet honey! Smooth and smooth!

The moon, Lantern Festival, reflects your laughter, the fifteenth day of the first month, echoes your tunes, and the Spring Festival in the Year of the Monkey is full of your excitement. At this time, my heart has already fallen in love with your beauty.

Happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year!

The bell rings, the years go by, stories are left, hopes are brought, hopes are beautiful, and blessings are sent. May you be happy.

The moon in the sky is round, people on the ground are reunited, and everything is round! Flowers are good, scenery is good, and mood is better! I wish you and your family a happy Lantern Festival!

The fifteenth day of the first month is full, and the moon represents my heart! Let the bright moon bring you my blessing: Happy Lantern Festival!

In this brightly lit season, we meet at dusk, and I will make you the happiest person tonight.

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

A burst of gongs and drums, a burst of boiling fireworks, a lantern and the breeze in February come into your heart. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

Greetings on Christmas Eve: Happy every day and everything goes well.

Warm snowflakes and sweet songs jingle into your dreams with Santa's sleigh. May you melt your sadness, drive away your troubles, fill your happiness, and let your Christmas Eve dream dawn!

Thousands of lights are a blessing for your happy and auspicious life, and the short message on Christmas Eve is a blessing for your safe and healthy life. May happiness always accompany you, happiness always follow you, and wealth always belongs to you.

Listen, the brisk sound of Santa's sleigh; Look, the sky is full of fireworks; Smell the delicious turkey; Product, quiet and elegant tea. On Christmas Eve, pray for happiness, let peace accompany you and wish you a happy life! Happy every day, everything goes well!

System warning: you don't have a chimney, and gifts can't be delivered to your home; Your socks are not long enough to hold many gifts; Your window is closed tightly, and gifts can't reach you; If you still want Christmas Eve gifts, you can only report them by SMS.

The desire for snow to pile up into white, the air is filled with the fragrance of happiness, and the fingertips are filled with the light of good luck. Please open your arms on Christmas Eve. What you embrace is not only my blessing, but also peace, happiness and hope.

From information to information, don't make noise when the information arrives, and don't make noise when the information arrives. Blessings run with care, and care and greetings are sent. Friends and relatives are the most precious, and we will go through thick and thin. Life is sweet and beautiful! Wish you: Happy Christmas Eve! Christmas eve blessing

My heart is like a snowflake in winter, falling slowly in this cold Christmas. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you. Let my heart dance with you on this Christmas Eve!

Make a wish and let God keep you safe. Send a short message and take it with you. Say a blessing, may the person you miss the most be healthy forever. In this romantic festival, I wish you a safe night and a happy Christmas.

Pedestrians are bustling, gifts are full of cabinets, lights are flashing and jumping, and friends send blessings. What a romantic Christmas Eve, what a warm Christmas. Your Christmas may not be the most beautiful, but it is the happiest. Merry Christmas.