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Qiongliao friends circle

1. I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

Without money, I had to quit spicy food for several years.

3. All the mice at home have moved away.

Get out of the way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

A word can't describe my poverty at all.

6. Forget it, the mobile phone should be returned to the counter.

7. The flower bud will be staged in the middle of next year.

In short, prove that you are poor and your circle of friends is poor. Tell me about funny sand sculpture 1.

8. Stop it. I'm hungry and thirsty, so I can't type. .....

9. Asking yourself how poor you can be is like finding a piece of steel.

10. I don't even dare to have a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.

1 1. Although I am poor, I am fat ~ fortunately, I have fat to digest.

12. I heard that shampoo will be free in rainy days ~

13. The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

14. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.

15. Please don't call me for activities over one yuan.

16. I eat AAB now, they eat AA, I go with a B face, eat and drink!

17. I don't take a shower for ten years just to eat some oil.

In short, prove that you are poor. Tell me about funny sand sculpture 2.

18. I heard that I bought one-for-one bread in the supermarket, so give me that "buy one for one"!

19. If the air were free, I wouldn't be alive now.

20. I dare not shit when I am poor, for fear that I will be hungry when I pull it out.

2 1. You can keep the soup tonight and have soup and rice at noon tomorrow.

22. Some people have shiny surfaces and wear socks behind their backs.

23. How much is this? Let's leave now.

24. Sleep naturally, drink water and pee, and save a meal.

25. When I get rich, I must use two pieces of paper to shit.