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Fuck your brother-in-law, you are not a fool! In a few words: (scold those who scolded us)

1. You don’t learn many weapons in China, but you learn swordsmanship; you don’t learn how to use the upper sword, but learn how to use the lower sword; there are so many moves for lowering the sword, you learn If you don’t learn drunken swords and iron swords, go and learn silver swords! Finally, you have mastered the unique martial arts skill: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, the state of integration of man and sword is reached - Sword Man

2. It’s the festival, and I’ll give you a couplet:

First couplet: If a tree doesn’t need its bark, it will surely die

Second line: A man is shameless and invincible

Hengbiao: A man is invincible when he is shameless

3. A slap will hit you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off!!!

You look very creative and live a very courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God’s anger.

4. A person is cheap for a lifetime and a pig is cheap for a knife

Live and waste air, die and waste land and waste RMB at home

5. Look at you as a jade tree facing the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone, with flowers blooming, you must be among the scum. The best, the best among beasts, and according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma will not love you, and your uncle will not love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole life as a broken motorcycle deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice swordsmanship, your practice is despicable! There are so many sword moves, but you choose to learn Drunken Sword. Instead of practicing Golden Sword, practice ****! Finally, he became the Drunken Silver Sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! ”

6. There are shadows in the sky, and five colorful stars are shining in the sky. Taishang Laojun comes to order troops, and everyone welcomes them on the road of voice.

You choose 8 immortals. Hua Yang Zhenren was demoted to the human world and continued to cultivate immortality.

The full moon hung in the sky at night. >

Forced Li Xuan into the bridal chamber. Li Xuan would rather die than sleep in the bridal chamber. You let me see the descendants of the second generation of nerves. How many descendants of the canopy marshal can be fascinated by your hairstyle or fall in love with you. How many relatives of mosquitoes can be attracted by your smell and how many beggars can be attracted by your clothes. Remember you deeply, because they know that there are still people who only wear underpants to beg for food. Your athlete's foot is enough to make the earth stop, the rivers flow back, and the living people are stink of calcium deficiency. Let's talk about your head first: fleas can live in it. After spring, summer, autumn and winter, dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes. Wherever it falls, there will be an incomparable odor accompanying it, and the flowers and plants will be withered and yellow. Your body will be as slender as a pregnant cow. Your brain will be smaller than that of a pregnant cow. My pigs are half as smart. Their skin is your best protection. It takes half a year to lie in coal.

8. Your parents are happy because of you, because you are so much like them. Like a bought child. Your classmates committed suicide because of you.

9. If you don’t convert, you will be the one who gets scolded. Those who convert will be the most opinionated person in the world. You are the happiest person, and I am still in love with you. Alas, I don’t want to scold you. It’s too boring. I have been merciful, so it’s not too cruel.

Come and agree. ! I am also interested in speeding!

Is there a speeding car with a dual-jet spray? Is there a speeding car with a modified system? Do you have more activities?

Run and run! I’ll drive you to death with the S——Soul Chaser!

If you continue to scold us for speeding, we’ll kill you! Speeding will kill you.

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You can scold speeding cars, but you can’t scold us. We have dignity. I have bought Renault, used S cars, and bought B cars! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1