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The classic of 202 1 says: Why can't you find someone who can't give me love and wants to share my bread?

1. You always thought that I was with you because you looked like me, but I didn't know it was because I liked you, and I liked your appearance.

Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

1. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

Well, I have to spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day.

6. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist!

7. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

8. The river flows eastward, and bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. They said to leave. If you leave, I will leave all of them! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

9. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

10. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

1 1. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

12. On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

13. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

14. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

15. No gifts on holidays today, only boyfriends!

16. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I be a fairy?

17. Whoever says that11.11is Singles' Day will be single. I think the real meaning of 11is:1gives birth to 65438.

18. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

19. I hate it when people tell me that I am happy on Singles Day, but I still want to say thank you.

20. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

2 1. Bachelor: Jianghu upstart weapon, which is commonly used at home and necessary for travel. It can dig corners and collect medicines. It has the miraculous effect of entertaining itself and attracting bees and butterflies, and is deeply loved by young friends.

22. It's Singles Day again. Senior Yue rewards VIp customers who have been in contact for a long time, and the red line of express mail is free, so whoever you want can take it.

23. I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand on Singles Day this year!

24. The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!

25. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

202 1 classic conversation: I am a great person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

1, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

2, we are together, I can resist any difficulties. In fact, there will be the happiest ripples in my heart.

Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap that fate gives you.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

Even the goddess will buckle her nose in the darkness outside the aura.

6. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her, and the second step is not to let her look at the pictures.

7. God arranged for us to meet. Why should we be apart instead of together?

8. Because you know, you are compassionate.

9. If the ocean is doomed to burst its banks, let all the bitter water pour into my heart.

The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

1 1. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

12, don't take others' accommodation as a reason to push your luck.

Why should I be nice to you?

Today, he told me that my only advantage is that I have never betrayed him. Hehe, I gave a wry smile. Hit the nail on the head. It turned out that he forgot all my kindness to him and ignored all my efforts. Well, even so, if nothing else, I will ask you, why should I be nice to you? Why should I be nice to you? Have you ever given me a chance to be nice to you? Can I find you since I got married? Are you good to me? Are you worth it?

Why should I be nice to you?

First, people always feel dissatisfied, just like you are not good to me. Why should I be good to you? In this world, you can't control anything except your relatives!

There are two kinds of people in the world. One is: Why should I be nice to you? The other is: I only know that I should be good to you.

Third, you've never been fucking nice to me. Why should I be nice to you, psycho?

Fourthly, I always ask myself why I am so good that so many people love me and don't want me to do something that makes me feel a little wronged. But I'm just a handmaid and a slave in your eyes? It is wrong for me to do nothing, and it is right to do it. Interesting. Why should I put up with your verbal violence, your doubts and your disrespect for me? Why should I be good to you in the hands of others?

5. Why should I be nice to you? What makes you take all this for granted? There is no such thing as empathy in this world.

Six, you are not good to me, why should I be good to you? I'm not that generous, and I don't want to be cautious. Good night, dear girl. Nothing can stop you tomorrow.

7. Why should I be nice to people like you who haggle over every ounce and have no clear interests?

Eight, good is mutual. You are good to me, and I will be good to you. If I can't wait for your kindness, then why should I be nice to you?

Nine, there are so many people in the world, why should I be nice to you? And get nothing in return. ......

10. No one needs to do anything to anyone. Sometimes it is mutual affection to help, and it is duty not to help. In the same way, if you are good to me, I will be good to you. I'm sorry if you treat me badly. Why should I be nice to you?

Eleven, I'm so sad, really, although it's not a big deal, how can I deny what I said and ignore my priorities? People's desires are really endless. People's demands are endless. If they are good, they must be better. They must provide a full range of services. Who are you? You are just a stranger I know, and even your relatives have never cared about you. Why should I be nice to you? Who are you?

Actually, I'm selfish, too You are not good to me. Why should I be good to you?

Thirteen, I am the one who annoys me. I must kill her. I didn't even blink when I killed her! I am not good to you. Why should I be good to you? You are a thing. You are ugly, poor and mean. Then get out.

14. Liu Ying is right. You are very kind to me. Why should I be nice to you? Just as I am kind to you, you shouldn't be kind to me. You can't use this kind of thing for moral kidnapping.

15. No one is nice to anyone. Since you want others to be nice to you, you should be nice to others. Is it because of your personality, your temper and your style of doing things that I have to take care of you? Why should I wronged myself? But I will definitely help anyone I can, no matter who you are. But you think others treat you differently, so you haven't thought about your own problems? I'm starting to think, well, what's wrong with her? What about you? There must be problems on both sides! When you grow so big, the complaints piled up in your stomach are mountains. If you eat too much, you will digest it!

16. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, a little sad and lost. The only drawback is that I didn't spend the holidays with my parents. It seems that I can't give anyone a good word. Maybe that's it! Why should I be nice to you!

Seventeen, the relationship between people is actually very simple, you are good to me, I am good to you, you are not good to me, then why should I be good to you?

Eighteen, what's wrong with this world? What's the use to people around you? Why do I have a temper only if you have one? Why should I be nice to you?

Not that I'm stingy or something? It's just that I don't think my relationship with you is that good and I'm not your good friend. Why should I be nice to you? Everyone is new here. Why should I let you go?

Twenty, what are you? Why should I be nice to you? Just say I'm your daughter, and it's none of my business that you feel bad!

If you love me, I will love you more. You are not good to me. Why should I be good to you?

22. Are you kind to me? Not exactly. Then why should I be nice to you? Am I good to you? Not exactly. Then why are you being nice to me? There are too many selfish people and too few people get something for nothing. Even if you choose the one who gets something for nothing, you may not get the corresponding reward. There is nothing to complain about. Anyway, just get used to it!

23. I am not a selfless person in interpersonal communication. If you are good to me, I will be better to you. You are not good to me. Why should I be good to you? Don't ask others to treat you. What did you do to others? If you are a good friend to me, I will definitely remember to repay you. Normal interpersonal relationships are all equal, and no one should do anything to you. Don't ask others to do anything, just ask yourself not to do anything.

In retrospect, you did nothing to me. The most difficult thing I met in college was that you didn't accompany me. The first time I went to the hospital for tooth extraction, I felt very painful and uncomfortable. I am afraid that you will not accompany me. I had an argument with others, and you never helped me when I was right. You have never done what I want to me. Why should I be nice to you? Actually, I'm afraid of loneliness. I don't want to eat alone, go to the supermarket alone or go to the movies alone. I have done everything I want to do, and what you have done to me is just what you want to do. The university has never experienced love, but it has experienced a heartbreaking friendship. I have always been a heartless person who can't get it back, and I will still be alone in the future.

Twenty-five, say I have a big temper, I have a big temper! Why should I be nice to you? Who are you?

Twenty-six, their rural people say that you have no money, who likes you? If that's the case, then it's another matter that you like me just for my money. Then why should I treat you well and respect you?

27. I have always felt that I am a narrow-minded person and extremely insecure, although I can't tell from my appearance. I can definitely control my feelings. If you are good to me, I will be good to you, otherwise why should I be good to you? I like to distinguish mine from others'. I don't like taking advantage of others, and I don't like others taking advantage of me. I can feel whether you are sincere to me or not, so don't treat everyone else as a fool.