A brief and humorous self-introduction

Brief and humorous self-introduction (20 general articles)

When we are in a new environment, we must introduce ourselves to others. Self-introduction can often be used to show yourself. You have no idea when you write about yourself? The following is a short and humorous self-introduction I compiled for you. You are welcome to study for reference. I hope it helps you.

I am a hydrogen molecule, and I am very light, so put me in a balloon and it can fly. But my brothers and sisters and I can burn it, so we should pay attention to safety when playing with my wan.

I am an oxygen molecule, and I can make many things change. For example, if you want to set fire, you can't do it without my participation. My brothers and sisters are very lively and occasionally do some damage. Look at the rusty copper and iron, which are our "masterpieces".

I am a hydrogen atom. Generally, you can't see me, because I always appear in molecular form in pairs.

I am an oxygen atom, and I also have a name called "active oxygen". As this nickname says, I am very lively. I don't like being alone No matter who I meet, I like being with it.

Hello, teacher 2 xx, my name is xxx. I graduated from the middle school attached to xx University and was admitted to xx class of xx College with xxx score. Joining this brand-new group is a new beginning for me. I will adapt to the new group as soon as possible and contribute my strength to the group.

High school, excellent academic performance, respect teachers and unite classmates. As a league member and class cadre, I can be strict with myself with high standards and be a good teacher's right-hand man and a good example for my classmates. In high school, I was admitted to Class xx, an excellent group. I will do better, continue to have high standards and strict requirements, and actively participate in classes and school activities while ensuring my study. If there is an opportunity, I would like to serve my teachers and classmates. During high school, I made several demands on myself: First, I was strict with myself ideologically. As a member of a high school, it is not only a slogan, but also a habit to be strict with yourself by the standards of a member. Only by being prepared ideologically can we do better in our study and life.

Secondly, in learning, I will listen carefully, finish my homework on time, preview and review well every day, so that I can have a systematic concept of the new knowledge I accept every day, and on the basis of high school, summarize and refine a set of new methods to adapt to high school homework, so as to achieve impartial and all-round development.

Third, in my life, I respect teachers, unite my classmates and take my class as my home. When I was in high school, I served as the class committee and made contributions to the development of the class. When I enter high school, if I can also have the opportunity to serve my class, teachers and classmates, I will be duty-bound to accept it and try my best.

As an experimental class, Class X of Grade One in Senior High School is composed of students with the highest scores, and the students are relatively good. So I think the study pressure should not be great. In the future, class development should also be improved in an all-round way, so that our class is not only the first in grade, the first in ideological and moral quality, the first in activity organization, and so on, so as to achieve all-round development and create excellence in an all-round way.

In the future study and life, I suggest that all students can do the following: in study, due to the huge difference between Grade One and Grade Two, we should always pay attention to the adjustment of learning methods and maintain a high learning level; In terms of ideology and morality, continue to give full play to the advantages of high school, and do not reduce the cultivation of ideological and moral quality because of learning reasons; In other comprehensive aspects, we should cultivate hobbies in our spare time, take part in activities extensively, and win honor for the group.

New environment, new collective, let's work together.

Hello, I'm xxx, and I'm very excited to be here, because I can find new friends in the new environment again.

I am introverted, average in study, average in appearance and average in physique. I am calm, kind and easy to get along with. You can make more friends with me.

I like reading books, especially xxx books. I hope I can make some like-minded book friends in college.

Like the students here, I am eager to fly high, and I am eager to have more room for development in the future and a broader world to display my talents. I think that if you work hard, you will get something. In the next four years, with the help of teachers, we will have a better future.

Thank you all.

Brief Humorous Self-introduction 4 Hello everyone, my name is Li Mingming, and I come from Zoucheng, Jining.

Confucius and Mencius were born in our hometown. (Applause ...) So, we are also called the hometown of Confucius and Mencius, the country of etiquette.

I have many small problems, so I'm sure you've heard. If there is anything wrong, please tell me and I will correct it.

In college, the first thing is to learn to be a man, and I want to change myself.

All of you here are young geniuses. There is a saying that I want to learn from you.

Some students talked about the relationship between junior college and undergraduate course, and quoted classics to explain their views. This reminds me of a sentence by Gong Ding 'an of A Qing Dynasty. He said that subjects should be valued and people can learn from them, which is the imperial examination, the predecessor of the college entrance examination. For example, I am a marine engineer in Li Mingming Tobacco University. Later, I became much better, and Yanda became famous. (Laughter ... Applause ...) A person has nothing but telling others that he is an undergraduate of Tobacco University. We all know what kind of person he is.

I came to Yantai University and I like this campus very much. Engine, okay. I saw this major when I was browsing the information, and I thought it was very good and suitable for myself. I come from the countryside. Although I am fat and my family is not rich, I should be able to bear hardships.

I'm here to study, hoping to be taught by my teachers and classmates. I want to make my college life full, not empty and boring; I want to keep a hunger, a thirst for knowledge and a thirst for life at all times.

I think going out to sea has a very good advantage. It can give me a space to calm down and study. I wonder if I can take some books to the boat. But I once fantasized about reading in the sea breeze and writing a diary by the waves. I prefer reading books on literature, and I feel this kind of life is ideal.

The above is my personal introduction, thank you!

It is not difficult to love a person, the hardest thing is to love her (his) accessories.

"Four years/every night in the middle of the night, I came down from the upper berth to go to the toilet/just to see you more." Don't want to move, don't want to talk, just don't move, even if China moves, I won't move? Smart men treat women as prey, while stupid men treat women as pets. Smart men say to keep half, smart women turn a blind eye.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

The dream is to count money until your hands get cramped, but the reality is to count money until you wake up naturally.

People who think of themselves as onions are especially good at pretending.

There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show". What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

Dear audience friends, good evening! I am beautiful, handsome, healthy and happy. Everyone loves flowers. I know I am pure, but there is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show". Jiangshan is so charming, don't play dumb in the lush years. Aren't you the one? I'm telling you, I especially like the one you played. I watched 72 episodes and I was exhausted. And you, I knew before that Gao Shuai was rich, short and ugly, tall, thin and beautiful, white, rich and beautiful, short, fat and ugly. Only today did I know that there was 1 transcendental existence-dohihara! Hey, are you in eat areca?

My name is xx, 17 years old. I am in high school, and my grades are ok. Well, I just can't get into English!

I'm a little dark, and my classmates are discussing whether I'm African or not. They always call me black boy, and I get used to their names and ignore them. I think this title is good, because black represents health, and I don't care what they say. Besides, I am quite confident about my appearance. Do you believe me? Look: I am tall and thin, with strong arms, short striking hair, big eyes on my face, and deep dimples hanging on both sides of my mouth, which looks like a pistachio. When others see me, they all say that I am the God of Wealth from Africa. For that thick black hair, it was always sparse and yellow when I was a child. Maybe my dad shaved my head all day!

With long hair, thick and black. Now that you have long hair, you can get a Chow Yun Fat hairstyle, haha!

Brief and humorous self-introduction article 7 Hello everyone!

My name is xxx, and I graduated from xx University with a major in xx. I am cheerful, modest, self-disciplined, confident and willing to accept challenges. I worked as a student cadre in the school and won the title of xx. I have good organization and coordination skills. You can work and study many times during the summer vacation. I can work hard. I won the xx prize in the xx competition. I have strong hands-on ability and learning ability. I can work well in different cultures and employee backgrounds.

Xx years of college life has given me a sense of obedience and team spirit. Good at communicating with people, creative thinking, high enthusiasm and strong sense of responsibility. And strong ability to complete tasks independently. After four years of college life, I deeply realized the importance of xx work and fell in love with it. This is a job that requires more responsibility and care. I have obtained the CET-4 certificate. Be able to use what you have learned in listening, speaking, reading and writing. Able to skillfully use various functions of MicrosofOffice (such as Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc. ) carry out efficient office daily work.

I'm looking forward to joining your company, and I beg the examiner to give me a chance to show it. Thank you.

Brief and humorous self-introduction 8 Hello everyone!

I am cheerful and have a wide range of hobbies. During my study, I actively participated in various activities and organized some school activities many times. Active and responsible, self-motivated, diligent in learning, able to constantly improve, like to challenge difficulties, improve their own ability and comprehensive quality. I am a person with a great sense of time. I can do everything actively and seriously. I am not afraid of hardship, fatigue and setbacks. I am sincere, good at communication and coordination, and have strong organizational skills and team spirit. I hope your company can give me a platform to study and exercise, and I will make good use of it.

All along, hard work, enterprising, optimism and hard work are my life creed. I believe I will continue to work hard, be myself and make contributions to society. Dare to do and fight, down-to-earth; Serious and responsible, strong sense of responsibility; The motto is "Excellence is a habit", and my expectation is to engage in management, finance, administration, assistant and other professional related work in enterprises and institutions. I like my major and am willing to learn new knowledge. Have a sense of responsibility for work; Practical, enthusiastic and full of vitality to life; Strong initiative, self-study ability, team spirit and ability to adapt to the surrounding environment quickly.

My dream is to realize my personal value, realize my value, and realize the profit and value of the enterprise at the same time. Start from the grassroots, keep learning, accumulate experience bit by bit, and strive to improve yourself. Starting from grass-roots technology and moving towards management.

Thank you!

Brief Humor Self-introduction 9 Dear teachers and students:

Hello, I'm Zhang. I am a student of Xi 'an Institute of Electric Power, Department of Centralized Control and Operation of Power Engineering and Thermal Power Plant. My hometown is zhouzhi county, Xi 'an County, Shaanxi Province.

During my three years in college, I achieved excellent results through hard work. I also served as a study Committee member in the school for two years. Through the communication with teachers and classmates, my communication and organizational skills have been improved. During my tenure, our class was rated as a civilized class, and the total score of the sports meeting was second. My skills have been well received by teachers and classmates.

On the basis of theoretical courses, I participated in many course designs and practical training, which further deepened my understanding of theoretical courses. I participated in the cognitive practice of power plants in Shijiazhuang for one summer vacation and Baqiao Power Plant for two weeks. Recently, I participated in the simulation training of 600,000 units for two weeks, and got a comprehensive understanding of the whole thermal and power generation system of the power plant.

In my spare time and holidays, I like playing table tennis, football, badminton and chess with my friends. I am best at playing table tennis and won a personal merit award.

My greatest advantage is sincere and friendly, hard-working, honest and trustworthy, strong team spirit, strong will, serious work, strong sense of responsibility and perseverance. I will never be a coward in the face of failure.

Short and humorous self-introduction article 10 Hello everyone! My name is xxx. Some people call me xxx. I am 10 years old this year, and I am a student of xx Primary School in xx City, xx Province. My height is 145 cm, I am a little fat, with a round face, a pair of small eyes with gods under my curved eyebrows, a high nose and a small mouth.

My personality is lively and cheerful, I like to talk and laugh, and I like to play jokes on people. I am naive, naughty, whimsical and an optimistic girl.

My good subjects are art, music and Chinese. I'm not very good at math. I like writing.

I have a wide range of hobbies, reading, singing, dancing and playing the piano. I often read a book, play the electronic piano, dance and sing children's songs for a while when I am free, and rarely have leisure time.

"There is no shortage of gold, and no one is perfect." I also have some shortcomings. For example, I like to haggle with others. Once I am reasonable, I won't let him go easily. My weakness is that I am too picky. People always ask me for things or food, so I don't want to say "no!" " "

Also, I am too lazy to study, don't like to think, do problems carelessly, and like to use division as multiplication when calculating or filling in the blanks. ...

This is me, an optimistic little girl who loves to laugh. I like making friends very much. Would you like to be my friend?

Thank you!

Brief and humorous self-introduction article 1 1 Hello everyone!

I am a person with persistent pursuit of ideals, and I firmly believe that gold will always shine. After graduating from college, my copywriting planning has been greatly improved. I am fluent in writing and familiar with media work, advertising production and design. I am warm, lively and generous. I am eager to learn and progress, honest, dedicated and responsible. I have a strong team spirit, and I am serious, active and responsible for my work.

I have the character of both internal and external training, strong adaptability, honesty, good interpersonal skills, relevant professional knowledge and serious work. Careful and patient work attitude and good professional ethics. I believe in team spirit, I am serious and responsible for my work, and I always hope to do things better!

My philosophy is: I am willing to bear hardships and stand hard work in the young season. I only hope that through my passionate and proactive efforts, I can realize my value and make contributions in my work. As a beginner, I have excellent learning ability, am willing to learn, dare to innovate and constantly pursue Excellence. As a participant, I have honest and trustworthy character and team spirit; Therefore, I have the ability and decisive style, good communication and interpersonal coordination skills.

If I am lucky enough to enter your company, I will keep the enterprise spirit of "honor all, always strive for the first place", work wholeheartedly and create benefits for the enterprise. I hope the leader will consider me, thank you!

Brief and humorous self-introduction article 12 Hello everyone!

I am cheerful, talkative, always smiling, like to smile at others, and like to share my happiness with everyone. I have a wide range of hobbies, like traveling, listening to music, playing chess and all kinds of sports. I am a down-to-earth, diligent and self-motivated student. As soon as I stepped into xx, I was strict with myself and determined to achieve something in my career and develop myself in all directions.

I am also a perfectionist. I know there is no perfect person in the world, but we can pursue it and keep getting closer to it, just like learning, which is endless. So I will keep filling holes, learning and improving myself.

So, I chose what I pursued, what I chose-joining the student union. I took an active part in other meetings and got exercise. Under the guidance of leaders and brothers and sisters, my ideological quality has improved. The working ability has been improved; Cultural accomplishment has improved; Practical ability has been enhanced ... there is no end to learning. I will work hard and try my best.

Although fate is in your own hands, sometimes it may not be rewarded. If I am not chosen, I will not lose heart. I'm going down to sum up experience and lessons and make up for the shortcomings. ...

Thank you!

Brief and humorous self-introduction article 13 Hello everyone!

My last name is xx. I have light eyebrows and small eyes, big ears and big hair, just like a little hedgehog. When I laugh, my eyes narrow into a crack, as lovely as a crescent moon!

I am not tall, short, fat or thin, and my figure is standard. I am full of treasures, wearing xx and stepping on xx. I'm so smart when I walk!

I am generous by nature and don't haggle over every ounce. I remember one time, someone accidentally knocked me down and broke my head. Although it hurts, I'm not angry. As the saying goes, "the prime minister can punt in his stomach." I will be prime minister again and forgive him. Listen carefully in class, answer questions actively, and take the initiative to help students after class. Others say that I am a helpful and good student with a sweet heart.

I have a wide range of hobbies, such as playing football, basketball, learning English and so on. Good at singing and dancing, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I like calligraphy best. Every afternoon, I insist on practicing calligraphy. Every time I practice calligraphy, I concentrate on it and reach the state of forgetting myself. Even mosquitoes don't feel itchy Every time I go downstairs, many parents praise me, "xx is a good boy, studies well, writes well and is sensible." After listening to these words, my heart was filled with joy, and my parents' faces were also filled with bright smiles.

This is me, fresh me, fresh me, full of energy!

Thank you!

Brief and humorous self-introduction article 14 I am a sixth-grade student. As for my image, it is like this: my height is about 1.4 meters, with small pendants, black and shiny; Round little face, always with a sweet smile, revealing neat little white teeth; A pair of small eyes, shining, full of love and longing for a better life.

I was born a tomboy, yes, I really don't look like a girl. Although my mother bought me countless beautiful princess dresses, I don't like them being naughty. I always like to wear a pair of blue sweatpants, a wide sportswear and a bright red scarf. Hey, what a swagger! I am a tiger, perhaps because of this, I have developed so many strange temper and unique hobbies!

I like reading books, such as Youth Science and Technology News and Learning and Playing ... Once I get them, I can't let go. I am often fascinated by the stories in the book and often forget to eat and sleep.

One day, my mother gave me a book, Please Choose a Foreign Fairy Tale, and I was very happy. I sat in the chair with a thud. It looked with relish. When I saw the farmer throw away his seven children, I was very sympathetic. When I saw Mina, the maid, playing tricks on the pirate leader with wisdom, I couldn't help clapping for joy. I hit the table with my hand and broke my mother's cup. ...

Look, this is me! A lovely and naughty me, do you like me?

Brief humorous self-introduction 15 I am nine years old, a tiger, and have a little brother. Although my mother always forces me to eat fish and meat, I hope I can be dignified and strong. Unfortunately, I look like bean sprouts, tall and thin; And there is a pair of glasses on the bridge of the nose, called' Little Doctor'. How can you take it like this?

I like swimming. In the swimming pool, I swam like a free frog, playing with various postures, and there was my graceful and agile skating figure in the square above the lights. Seeing the envious eyes of others makes you more excited to play difficult movements.

Although I like entertainment, I prefer reading and studying. I have many books, among which Mosquito and Lion and China Children's Encyclopedia are my favorites. "Mosquito and Lion" told me: Don't be nervous and afraid of something; As long as you think more, be calm, be brave and persevere, everything will be solved. The China Children's Encyclopedia told me that the biting mosquito is a female mosquito and the glowing firefly is a male firefly, which inspired people to invent the fluorescent lamp and save a lot of electricity. In short, the knowledge in the book is too rich, and I need to explore more.

What I like best is studying. No matter which subject I study with relish, I will raise my hand in class and speak very high. I occasionally gossip in class, but 99% listen attentively.

I will try my best to correct my shortcomings and continue to play my strengths. Am I happy to know such a lively and lovely person? We will be good friends!

Brief Humorous Self-introduction 16 My name is xxx, and I am eleven years old this year. Very naughty, my parents sometimes praise me for being smart and sometimes call me stupid. My hobbies are reading books and making models. I once got a hundred points for reading a book; I once promised my father several conditions to be a model. I am an optimist and lack the spirit of Excellence.

At school, the academic performance is also good, but it is not stable. Many times, the deduction of papers is due to carelessness. To this end, my mother often punishes me for copying new words. I am also very upset, and I don't know how to get rid of the bad habit of writing typos.

I like reading books very much. Once when I came home from school, I found a fairy tale in the canteen and asked my grandmother to buy it for me. After returning home, I read eagerly. After reading it, I'm still unfinished. But this is only a small part, so I negotiated with my mother and said, "Can you buy me all the same books?" Mom listened and said, "Yes, yes, but I won't buy you a copy until you get a hundred points in every exam." I know it is difficult for me to achieve 100%, but for this book, I can only work hard and throw caution to the wind!

After that, I don't know if God helped me or what. I immediately got a hundred points in the exam several times and took some books. I finally got the whole set of books. Books are the ladder of human progress. I must read more books and study more. I'm crazy about books!

This is me, a person who can promise my parents anything for a book. A person who can't keep up with his academic performance!

I am a lively and cheerful little girl with a shiny black ponytail and bright eyes. Adults always praise me for my "good eye". I have shallow dimples when I smile, so cute!

I am a primary school student with a wide range of interests. Singing, dancing, reading and reading are all my hobbies, but my favorite is painting, and I often show my talents in painting competitions.

I remember the children's painting competition. After receiving the notice, I began to actively prepare. I first collected the paintings with the theme of "civilization" on the Internet, and then combined with my own preferences, I decided that the title of my work was "Flower of Civilization". I first typed the manuscript with a pencil, drew a big flower with five big petals in the center of the paper, and then drew a civilized performance in life on each petal, including helping the old man cross the road, picking up pieces of paper on the ground, helping classmates and honoring his parents. After finishing the manuscript, I used Gou Xianbi to cross the border again and finally drew it. This step requires me to be careful. I painted and painted patiently ... It took me about two hours to finally finish the work. I look at civilized and polite people, with even lines and colorful pictures, and my heart is as sweet as drinking honey. Later, my work, after layers of selection, won the first prize in the country.

This is me, a girl who loves singing, dancing, writing, painting and living. Come and bask yourself!

Brief Humorous Self-introduction 18 Hello, my name is Liu Pin, and I come from Jianghua, Yongzhou, Hunan. I am a lively and cheerful boy. Although I am not outstanding, I admire myself.

At school, I am a calm person with average academic performance. I am good at computers, and of course I pay great attention to other aspects of my self-cultivation. Determined to be a student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty. My personality is stubborn, and I will stick to my point of view in some things. But I think: believe in yourself, others will believe in you.

At home, I am not very hardworking, but I am obedient and never contradict my parents. I like reading some extra-curricular books, such as Four Great Classical Novels and science fiction, which are all my favorite books. Sometimes I think reading is a kind of enjoyment and a very happy thing. Usually I also like to design things, such as PS production, Flash design, CAD graphic design, CDR, etc., which are my favorite extracurricular hobbies. I am also a fashionable boy. I usually like listening to pop music and buying some favorite gadgets. Of course, I don't deny that I am an out-and-out groupie, but I can't forget to study while pursuing fashion. I want to join the IT industry when I grow up to realize my dream. ...

After listening to my self-introduction, you must know something about me. I hope everyone can like me and make friends with me. I can wait and see!

Look, the little girl with a ponytail in the mirror is making faces at you. I'm telling you, that girl is me.

To tell the truth, I don't know which word to use to describe my character. In my mother's words, I am a "two-faced person", and I can be as obedient as I want at school. Are you home? This is more destructive than the troublemaker.

One morning, I woke up early and found my mother was still sleeping, so I had a "good idea". I went to the small room, turned it upside down, and finally found my watercolor pen, so that I could carry out the plan!

I came to the big room and walked gently to the bed. I think, what should I do first? Yes, I took out a black watercolor pen and drew her two panda-like dark circles, hehe, mother national treasure. I took out my red pen again, helped her clean her blush and sang, "I'm a painter …" Suddenly, she turned over and scared me out of bed. I got up carefully and saw that my mother didn't wake up at all. This is a false alarm. I took out my purple pen again and carefully applied lipstick to her. "I am a vampire." I helped my mother with the sound, but I woke her up. When she saw the watercolor pen next to her, she knew that I must have done something "good" and went to look in the mirror. As for me, I hid under the bed when she wasn't looking.

After listening to my introduction, would you like to make friends with me Don't worry, I won't mess with you.

Hello, my name is Perez Huang. I am the most handsome man in the world. I have an oval head, a high nose and big eyes, a semicircular mouth, black hair and white teeth.

My hobby is Taekwondo. Look at how arrogant a boy with abdominal muscles is.

My second hobby is street dance, and my street dance is excellent. I can knock others down with only one finger.

My third hobby is painting. As soon as I finished painting, I saw my grandmother come in and say, "grandson, why is there a bird on your desk?" I said to my grandmother, "This is not a bird I caught, but a bird I drew." Grandma said, "The bird you drew looks like a real bird." I said, "I'm flattered, I'm flattered."

I like physical education class best. I often run. I am the fastest runner. I feel my running is as fast as the wind.

I love reading, and I have to read at least 6 1 book every day. Borrowing 77 books every day, the library is running out of books. So I go to other libraries every day. Listen, I can read a lot.

My dream is to be an astronaut. If I become an astronaut, I will fly to Mars, then to Mercury and finally to Polaris.

Is my self-introduction good Do you like me?

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