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Humorous sentences praising women's beauty

Humorous sentences praising women's beauty

Humorous sentences praising women's beauty will be used in our daily life, especially in the face of women, many people will praise a person's appearance, which is also a way people like. The following humorous sentences praise the beauty of women.

Humorous sentences praising the beauty of women 1 1. Actually, the first time I saw you was in a photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

There are a pair of beautiful eyes on her face, dotted with childish long eyelashes, just like two crystal grapes.

3. She has ear-length short hair, always with two hairpins on her head, one on the left and one on the right, and tightly behind her ears, revealing a smooth and fair face. Her eyes are small, long and thin, but they are full of spirits. When she laughed, she became two cracks. The nose is slightly upturned, giving people a playful feeling and looking cute. What she likes best at ordinary times is a dress with blue background and white flowers. This skirt is wide and big. As soon as she ran away, the skirt flew like a flower.

4, clear water out of hibiscus, naturally carved. The woman is about 2067 years old, with beautiful appearance and extremely flexible eyes.

5, you, like a green plum, exudes a long fragrance in the rainy season in the south of the Yangtze River.

6. He saw that the girl was fifteen or sixteen years old, with a oval face, thin lips and smart eyes, which was quite delicate.

7. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I find them very ordinary. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

8. You are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.

9. Her beautiful eyebrows puckered slightly, sweeping out shallow worries on her delicate face, adding a little pity to her original beautiful face.

10, I didn't believe anyone would give up their country for a beautiful woman before. When I saw you, I immediately understood.

1 1. Walking with you, people think I'm rich.

12, if your beauty is the best gift from God, then letting me meet you is the best gift from God.

13, broad sky' is your mind; Your feelings are as deep as the sea; It is your eyes that are as bright as stars; As pure as crystal, it is your heart.

14, would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

15, your hair is really beautiful, especially that smell makes me feel trance, which is your own taste.

You can see your beauty from your manners.

17, hired more than thirteen people, and cardamom was the first in early February. In Yangzhou, the spring breeze blows all over Sanli Long Street. With beaded curtains, no one can match her beauty.

18, is the West Lake beautiful? Is it beautiful? Is East Lake beautiful? Beautiful! However, having you in front of me is enough to make me intoxicated.

19, you are the most beautiful and kind woman I have ever seen.

20, I saw her wearing a bright red Xinjiang dance skirt, embroidered with various patterns with strong Uygur ethnic customs with gold thread, and wearing a cute little flower hat with a green feather on the brim-you can see at a glance that she is a Uighur minority girl.

2 1, you are like a book, you don't know what the next page is! It may be a storm or a sunny day!

22. Don't think that you can bully me just because you are beautiful, have a good figure, have big eyes, double eyelids and good voice.

23, where to teach parrot language, embroidered bed under the screen window.

24. You are very considerate of others, which is rare.

25. On the clear water and cold pool, the dust is like a fairy, standing proudly, like a fairy descending from the earth, which makes people dare not stare. A long purple dress floated in the wind and a long hair poured down. Purple clothes are like flowers, and swords are better than snow. It is infinitely beautiful and elegant, noble and unique.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

27. Your beauty attracts me, and your smile is as sweet as dew after the rain.

28. She is seventeen years old, tall, graceful, light and dignified. My hair is as black as paint, my skin is as jade, my eyes are full of expectation, and my smile reveals an indescribable charm. She is like a peony flower in bud, beautiful but not demon, gorgeous but not vulgar, charming and clinking.

29. This girl is about thirteen or fourteen years old, dressed in green, with snow-white skin and delicate and lovely face.

30. You are the best actress in my mind. You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous and dignified? Gentle and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire. You are like a petal covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit.

You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

2. How long can it take to convince people with color?

Her voice is soft and euphemistic, her expression is charming, her eyes are bright and her teeth are white and greasy. She is really a stunning beauty.

You did all the good things with your face.

A woman in her thirties is like running water, quiet but not arrogant, with waves but not impetuous.

6. Picking lotus in the late Qing Dynasty.

7, my fair lady, a gentleman is good.

8. I found you at a glance in the crowd. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them.

9. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

10, the former hibiscus flowers have become grass with broken roots.

1 1, hibiscus is not as good as beauty, and the water temple is fragrant.

12, you are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it flies like a small butterfly. It's beautiful and the color is soft.

13, although the shoulder slips, the clavicle is really beautiful.

14, your oval face is so white, and your curved eyebrows are so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

15, people are like the moon, and their wrists are frozen with frost and snow.

16, hired more than thirteen people, and cardamom was the first in early February. In Yangzhou, the spring breeze blows all over Sanli Long Street. With beaded curtains, no one can match her beauty.

17, that tall and sturdy figure, elegant and charming manner, especially that raven hair, has an indescribable charm.

18, why are you so annoyed! I can't get enough of it.

19, in your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

20, the clouds want to dress beautifully, and the spring breeze blows the threshold.

2 1, that woman is a young and beautiful woman, but she looks only 2034 years old. When she smiles, she is coquettish and gorgeous.

22, snow without a trace, love is endless! Snow is invisible, love is a shadow! In winter, the snow is very small; Love comes, love goes. After winter, snow water; Love remains, love lasts forever!

23. Guess what I want to eat? Watching you in a daze.

24, try to avoid their slender petite figure, speak softly, but very powerful, this is the real spiritual beauty!

25. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

26. Do you know why I am so active? Because my heart breaks for you all the time.

27, the sleeves are fragrant, red and autumn smoke.

28. The skin is like frozen fat and the face is like white jade.

29. The buttons of clothes are used for fastening, not tools for your crime.

30. People who say the stars look good must have never seen your eyes.

3 1, a woman in her thirties is as elegant as blue, as quiet as daffodils, as pure as lilies.

32. In your rosy youth, you gave up the importance of hats and chariots and chose pine trees and clouds; Now whitehead.

The girl he saw had a oval face, long eyes, fair skin, beautiful appearance, slim figure and slim figure.

Cupid told me that love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, and love is a lifelong commitment!

35. You are my rose, you are my flower, and the love words of birds only praise you.

Humorous sentences praising the beauty of women 3 1. Clear water produces hibiscus, carving nature. The woman is about 2067 years old, with beautiful appearance and extremely flexible eyes.

2. A woman is a flower. Some women are like a clean and quiet lotus. Lotus-like women always face the chaotic and complicated world with an elegant and quiet heart and seek peace in beauty, ugliness and turbidity. She is not trapped by the world of mortals and is not led by the world. I always find peace in my troubles. It takes a long time to get such a clean lotus.

3. Angels register the beauties in the world and send them to God for reading. After reading it, God ordered: Send a message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman, so that she will be young, happy and beautiful forever!

This girl is eighteen or nineteen years old, with Zhang Yuanyuan-style oval face, black eyes and red cheeks, and exudes youthful and lively breath. She is about twenty-three, with brighter skin than snow and picturesque eyes. She turned out to be a stunning beauty.

Her face has a pair of beautiful childish eyes, dotted with long eyelashes, like two crystal grapes.

6. Like Lengmei standing in a quiet valley, it blooms quietly and gracefully. No matter how many people around her look at her, she seems to be alone in an empty Yuan Ye, and her eyes are full of freedom and romance.

7. Young women in boudoir don't know what to worry about, and they make up their brothels in spring. Suddenly I saw the willow color on the stranger's head and regretted letting my husband find the seal.

8. From a distance, I looked at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain. You came in skipping. A red coat and a tight belt looked so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

9. Send you a bunch of roses to express your love. Give you a peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a white-collar belt, and count on it for a hundred years. Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating. Happy March 8th.

10, you walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter. Your elegant manners, charming and pretty face, charming and decent manners, elegant and generous speech, and putting on a red sweatshirt casually are so beautiful, so warm and so simple, and an unspeakable love suddenly rises in my heart.

1 1. A group of Dai girls are coming. Their figure is so slim, their steps are so light and their manners are so generous, as if a group of beautiful fairies descended from the sky.

12, soft, skin solidified, collar like a salamander, teeth like a rhinoceros, and a cicada's head is a moth eyebrow. Smile and expect.

13, two curved eyebrows, a pair of eyes like joy but not joy, two sad, whole body uncomfortable, a little tears, weak breathing. When you are free, it shines like a beautiful flower on the water, and when you act, it looks like a weak willow tree. The heart knows better than the stem, and the disease is not as good as the west. Take care of the city first, then the country.

14, Women's Day gives you a female regimen: 1 Happy, smile at me for a long time; Be careful, do whatever I tell you to do; 3 Intimate, always put me first. Remember?

15, I saw a snow-white oval face, curved eyebrows and sad eyes. It turned out to be a very beautiful woman, about thirty years old.

16, by candlelight, I saw her face and lips painted with rouge, bright and beautiful, smiling and shy. I am so proud of myself that I can't help laughing like a flower.

17, I saw her oval face and slender eyebrows. Although the skin color is slightly black, it can't hide her beautiful appearance and make people shine.

18, this girl is eighteen or nineteen years old. She has an oval face, black eyes and red cheeks in Zhang Yuanyuan, and she is full of youthful and lively breath.

19, under the scorching sun, your tenderness is a shade, a cloud and purple flow; In the suffering of thirst, your smile is a cup of herbal tea and a clear spring.

20. You came to me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with white lace at the neckline; Dark green pants, two pants like knives; Milky white high heels, ah, Jane is really a graceful and sad statue!

2 1, women are beautiful because they have a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

22, green smoked shirt, scattered flowers and water mist green grass pleated skirt, wearing green water gauze, if the shoulders are cut, if the muscles are condensed, if it is blue. Charming, boneless, brilliant, three points.

23. Her big eyes are smiling, a beautiful face and a demon. The water is full of fog, and her charm is rippling. Her little mouth slightly tilted and her lips slightly parted, trying to attract people to Okanagan Valley. This is a seductive woman in her bones. She seems to seduce men all the time and affect their nerves.

On the 24th, more than thirteen people will be employed. In early February, the spring breeze is ten miles away from Yangzhou Road, and it is best to roll up the bead curtain.

25. A big peony green gauze is blue and red, and a pink daffodil loose green leaf skirt sweeps the floor, covered with a thin golden gauze. The drooping sideburns are inlaid with pearl Hosta seeds, and the flower looks like water hibiscus.

Humorous sentence 2 praises the beauty of women

1, there are beauties in South China, such as peaches and plums in Hua Rong.

2, hire more than 13 people, cardamom tip in early February, Dongfeng Shili Yangzhou Road, it is better to roll a bead curtain.

3, clear water out of hibiscus, naturally carved.

4, new, greasy nose with goose fat, warm and silent, amiable.

5, the state is born with two sorrows, and it is sick. Tears a little, breath slightly.

6. Angels register gorgeous girls in the world for God to read. After God took a look at them, he urged: March 8th is coming. Send a message to the kindest, most attractive and cleverest girl! Let her be young, happy and generous forever!

7. Gentle girls are gold, generous girls are diamonds, intelligent girls are treasures, and lovely girls are famous paintings! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

8. Idle like a flower shines on the water, and act like a weak willow.

9, a generation of the whole city chasing waves, Wu Gongkong remembers his children's home. Don't laugh at your neighbor's daughter in the east. You are still wearing gauze on Baixi's head.

10, the moon is bright and people are screaming.

1 1, there are stunners in the north, and they are peerless and independent. Take care of the city first, then the country. I'd rather not know the beauty of the city and the countryside, but it's hard to get it again.

12, the son of the employer, adding one point is too long and subtracting one point is too short; The powder is too white, and Zhu is too red.

13, eyebrows are like jade feathers, muscles are like snow, waist is like a bundle, and teeth are like shells. Smile, confuse Yangcheng and fall in love with Cai.

14, there is a stunner in the world, but she lives alone in an empty valley.

15, face is like a silver plate, eyes are like water apricots, lips are not red, and eyebrows are not painted green.

16, two curved eyebrows, a pair of eyes like joy but not joy.

17, people are like the moon, and their wrists are frosty and snowy.

18, the beautiful man rolled the bead curtain, and how quiet she leaned, how troubled her brow was! You may see bright tears on her cheeks now, who doesn't hate intimacy.

19, winking shyly, smiling at his lips. Wind-rolled grape belt, Rizhao pomegranate skirt.

20, famous flowers pour across the country, appreciate each other, and often laugh at the king. Explain that it is infinitely hateful, and Shen Xiangting is north.