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What kind of roommate do you hate the most?

There is nothing I hate more than hypocrisy. People are always trying to sow dissension among others, who are selfish and only care about their own interests. Usually a pair of Bai Lianhua appearance, behind it is simply a dark fairy, everything that can be destroyed must be destroyed again. Such people deserve to be isolated!

because I have a roommate who has experienced it personally, which is annoying. There are 6 people in our dormitory, and the dormitory environment is good, but the humanistic environment is not so good. Originally, there were many local wars where there were many girls, but it happened that there was a picky liar who was full of lies. Telling lies never required a draft or a brain. It was simply easy! Has anyone ever told you about amnesia? In order to gain our sympathy and goodwill, one of my roommates lied to us and said, "My memory before the fourth grade is gone ..." Of course, I was dubious. After all, everyone's life experience is different, so I didn't have too much suspicion, but our housemaster was so kind to a girl that she always took special care of her feelings and usually took special care of her. But? She's like a baiwenhang, you'll never be familiar with it. There was a big war in the dormitory before, which was between me and her. Why did I say she was a virgin bitch and a white lotus flower? Anyway, I'm your roommate. What do you mean by slandering me behind my back in front of my classmates? You make yourself look very expensive. Everyone else is bad. Unfortunately, you just say it, and I heard it when I came back from the toilet. I was very embarrassed at that time. How did I offend you? You said that because of face problems, I didn't start a fight with her on the spot. I was afraid of shame if she didn't feel ashamed. After returning to the dormitory, I had a big fight with her. Anyway, I didn't lose money, followed by the Cold War, because I was the kind of person who particularly cared about feelings, even if you said that I was ashamed. I remember that I had a private chat with her and apologized to her. I've never been deleted in my life, and she actually deleted me the next day. What is it? It's really big-chested, but in fact, it's not big. We have to live together for four years, and now we've deleted our roommates in less than a year, and I don't care to add them.

Who knew that suddenly smiling and talking to me after that day made me very uncomfortable, but I'm not a stingy person. Since you took the initiative to be nice to me, what's more, it's over, and I'll laugh and forget the enmity. But please believe that a dog can never change its habit of eating shit. If she doesn't do bad things, it's not her! I remember once on her birthday, she told us enthusiastically that she would invite us out to sing. Since you suggested it, everyone agreed. Who knows, a day later, she told the dormitory manager that I suddenly didn't want to go out to sing, and I wanted to sleep in the dormitory. Look, you made the suggestion, and you're the one who said cancel. Are you playing with us? If you can't sleep one day, do you have to break your promise? Finally, after some struggle, I went, and when I went, I still had a face. Who did you show it to? If it weren't for her birthday, I would have left! Afterwards, the five of us also raised money for her to buy a cake! I thought things were finally over, but who ever thought that the real war had not yet begun! World War II, 1V5, don't say we bullied her, it was she who first provoked the relationship between the five of us. The specific thing is this: the exam month is coming, and we are all busy preparing for the exam, so we have to get up early in the morning to recite and review. Maybe it's a little noisy, so she complains in bed and says a lot of ugly words in the dormitory group, and then she talks for a day, always remembering the sentence "NO? ZUO? NO? DIE "won't die if you don't do it. You can't pretend to be Bai Lianhua. She doesn't go to bed at three or four o'clock every day, watches TV without headphones, and sings loudly. I also said that you influenced our work and rest, and I have the cheek to say that we influenced her. I also said that I can't stand us for a year, but I can't stand getting out. Sure enough, I went out to live alone: since I can't live in groups, it's all right. However, things didn't develop like that, because I was afraid that the guide would know that she would come back from Monday to Thursday to make things worse. I didn't want to talk about it anymore. Finally, when she went home on holiday, she moved her things back. If she walked with courage, she would have the ability not to come back. Who cares? I hate this kind of people the most. I hope there are more good people in the world, and there will be no bad people! But we will be ourselves!