What humorous sentences are there to sing to friends?

First, if life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

Second, others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle shop downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.

Third, others don't know whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

Fourth, there are two causes of princess disease: ugly or poor. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

6. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?