Wechat will be praised by seconds for telling funny sentences that are suitable for sending friends.

1. Tell me what makes you unhappy and make me happy.

2. You said you wanted to grow old with me. After I dyed it, you called me non-mainstream.

You changed my religion. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost

The most amazing thing in life often happens at the moment when you are ready to give up hope.

5, we are all adults, there is no need to bicker, just don't interact with each other.

6. You walk in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

7. Good things and bad things are all things of the past after all.

8. The feeling of taking the courier is like reuniting with the long-lost flesh and blood, but after opening it, I often find that the child looks like the old king next door.

9. Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

10, only the money you can get in the days when you can catch it, and the people you are with are real.

1 1. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

12, ldquo My girlfriend is dating another man behind my back. ""Oh, your girlfriend is really strong. "

13, we can be together because there is nothing to love.

14, if you don't show your face, people want to help you and don't know where your hands are.

15, I found that holding your hand is like pulling a dog.

16, what makes people exhausted is not the thing itself-it is the mentality of suffering from loss before and after.

17, put out your hand for fear of making mistakes, and retract your hand for fear of missing it.

18, I drifted north alone and left my hometown. Since then, the villagers have never drunk well water.

19, since it will be found out sooner or later, I will do it at noon.

20, endless acacia blood and tears throw red beans, spring flowers can not finish.

2 1, think of me if you have nothing to do. It's not a crime to think about it anyway.

22. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.

It is said that valuables can't be taken to school. What should I do? I am very valuable.

Someone praised me for being handsome just now. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

25. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

26, dieting is not terrible, terrible is that every time I receive something that should not be thin.

27. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.