Funny poem! ! ! ! !

The ugly girl in the street looked back and scared a cow by the roadside. When the ugly girl in the street looks back, the comet will also hit the earth. The ugly girl in the street looks back three times, so don't worry about three meals a day.

If you turn around and frighten a cow to death, if you turn around and knock down a building, if you turn around three times, the boy in the street will jump off the building, if you turn around four times, the water will flow backwards.

I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

If you don't eat for nothing, you will become an idiot. Idiot doesn't eat for nothing. Don't be silly, don't be silly, look again!

Chickens call eggs, ducks call duck eggs, and those that can be fried are called bombs; The one who reads the information is an asshole, and the one who laughs is an idiot. Anger is a fool!

Your four ideals: tear down the surrounding walls, feed falls from the sky, the butcher of the world dies, and the people of the whole country believe in Islam!

Hongxiang is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, croaking is frog, and watching the news is a fool.

Today's four fools: those who can't commit suicide by hanging themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign invalid contracts, and those who giggle at mobile phones!

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

Running around without money is called vagrancy, drinking for women is called romance, and talking about trends, telling you to get off work is to divert your attention.

Eat milk, drink bread, get on the bag with the train, get off the bag and go east. A man in the east bit the dog, picked up the dog and cut stones, biting the dog with his head.

Drink less and eat more vegetables. You can't stand it. Stand up. Someone respects you and plays tricks. You can't eat and you can't go back.

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob a bank.

You are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You are a little fragrant, and I am a little drunk; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper.

Four ideals of modern people: stocks will never be caught, mahjong will never be fired, lovers have bubbles every day, and they can't fall down after drinking too much.

Five steps of drinking: when pouring wine, it will be drizzling, when persuading wine, it will be sweet words, when drinking, it will be boastful, when drinking too much nonsense, and finally it will fall down!

You are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, the frog's belly is round-legged, the giraffe's neck is the toad's mouth, and seeing you is like seeing a ghost!

Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad!

Hold the boss's hand and bow not to let go; Holding the hand of the discipline inspection, the whole body trembled; Hold the financial hand, pull it up and go to the restaurant!

The vast sky makes you soar, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children chase you, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

A lover is a flower, and if you hold it in your hand, you won't want to part. Friends are chopped green onion, wherever you need to catch it; Small honey is a spark, occasionally a little friction; Wife is a twist, you will think of her when you are hungry!

There is a lot of grass in the sea, so a good horse doesn't eat grass back, a rabbit doesn't eat grass near the nest, and an old cow must eat tender grass, so be a man and make a swing! !

It is more tiring to marry a daughter-in-law. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs, and beat my back, and then I slept on the bed, as if I hated the old society, and my hands were full of bitter tears!

Hearing your voice touched my heart; People who see you have lost my soul; Turn around and see no one, there is no spirit as a whole; Sleep and think, get your people.

Drinking revolutionary wine every day will damage the party style and hurt the stomach. The wife drinks back to back, and the wife tells the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary says it's wrong to drink or not!

The beauty in the world is the most attentive. I pity the hearts of men in the world and break my heart for beauty, but beauty is United and it costs money to be tempted.

Spring is not a day to study, but summer is just a good time to sleep. There are mosquitoes in autumn and it is very cold in winter. Pick up your schoolbag and wait for the coming year.

You are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, but God lost his temper and lived! Without you, who will set off the beauty of the world!

One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two, two, two, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two, two, two, two, three, two, four, two, three, five.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. How much do you know about turning over at night?

Drink spicy food in your mouth, put spicy food in your stomach, quarrel at home, get up in the middle of the night to drink water, regret in the morning, and see boiled water at noon.

The harder the backstage, the better the relationship, the sharper the head, the fatter the mouth, the longer the claws and the thicker the face.

If you have a fart, you will hold your heart; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

A person works in a bank, and the whole family is very busy. A person doing insurance, the whole family is shameless. Playing the stock market alone, the whole family jumps together. Playing computer alone makes the whole family brainless.

Everything goes well, life is better, playing cards is better, taste is better, the younger you live, the more handsome you grow, the gold is at home and the money is on the wall.

Give a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give a little flood and you will flood, give a little warmth and you will rot, give a little wine and you will make trouble, and give an eyebrow eye and you will add chaos.

As soon as the online beauty spoke, Bush took bin Laden's hand. Online beauty two openings, global bandits all surrender; Beautiful women on the internet say three words, and the moon goes everywhere.

Men are afraid of chaos, women are afraid of meanness, couples are afraid of changing their minds, they are not afraid of having no money at home, and they are afraid of having an affair!

I don't care if you don't love me. The world is full of beautiful women, and she will be gentler than you!

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, he was drooling in thousands of feet and had no money in his pocket.

Affectionate as rain, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence!

Hearing your voice touched my heart; People who see you have lost my soul; I turned around and saw no one, and I was in pain all over; I want to be your person when I wash my feet.

Instructions for jumping off a building: Go to the seventh floor, gasp to the sixth floor, struggle to the fifth floor, be disabled to the fourth floor, be hospitalized to the third floor, frighten to the second floor, and watch the excitement to the first floor!

There are many grasses in the sea. Why do you see a grass? As long as you look hard, there is always a better one than her! !

Heroes have been lustful since ancient times, and those who are not lustful are not heroes; I'm not a hero. Let's play hero.