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Weibo's mood is charming. Do you think my second answer is just a coincidence?

1, find an excuse to talk to you every night, take the opportunity to cheat good night and accompany me to have a sweet dream all night.

We never really grew up, we just learned to pretend in front of others.

I used to want to keep everyone around me. Later, I found that no matter whether it is a big partner or a new friend, I don't have to force it. You are willing to be with you when you are most uncomfortable, to spend the difficulties with you, and to throw cold water on you to sober you up. You can't get rid of those who are just talking. You don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything and lasts longer than anything else.

It is very important that two people can talk together. He can always pick up the point you threw him and throw it back. It's like talking cross talk, and you're still laughing in the process. Two people who can do without pretending, joking or bumping into each other are so happy.

When you need comfort most, say that I am the warmest force in the world.

6. At present, the most frightening thing is that there is no lower limit for achievement; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.

7. Pineapple contains an enzyme that eats meat. So in theory, when you eat pineapple, pineapple is eating you.

8, that is, someone plays more than you, sleeps earlier than you, and does better in the exam than you!

9. Reasons for breaking up with your boyfriend. One: girlfriend doesn't like it, and two: girlfriend likes it.

10, do you think my second reply is just a coincidence? You must not know that my eyes hurt.

1 1. I used to think that people would cry when they were most desperate. Later, I learned that the silence with empty eyes is the real heart death.

12, in fact, those who are strong during the day may be those who cry and fall asleep at night.

29. I always question whether you love me or not. I always suspected that you would fool around with others. I always hate it when you ignore me when you are busy. I always make a noise when I fart loudly. I always wonder if you have a crush on others. I always nag about your food and clothes. I always like to ask you some messy questions. I am always narrow-minded and always feel sorry for you. Don't be bored, okay?

30. My cat and I miss you very much. Actually, I don't have a cat or you.

3 1. When a person drinks any wine that has been aged for a hundred years, it tastes like that, just like I once loved you, and all the people I loved in the future are like you.

32. I just saw a couple quarreling under a street lamp. The boy actually knelt for ten minutes to save his heart. I have no backbone. I'm so fucking cowardly. I was so strong that I knelt all night!

I bow to you not to admit that I am wrong, but for fear that you will leave.

34. You can't always love someone on tiptoe, and your focus will be unstable and won't last long. Physical and mental exhaustion.

35. Do you like others very much? You can't let him go, can you? Feel particularly wronged? Hehe, what's the matter? I'm bored, right? People think you are melodramatic, don't they? People think you are redundant, right? People don't like you, do they? Have people ignored you? You have nothing to say, but they can't reply in three words, right? When you care about someone especially, that person won't care about you. How can you never understand?

I have a long mood and a lot of comments. Do you think my second is just a coincidence?

1. Find an excuse to talk to you every night, take the opportunity to cheat a good night, and accompany me to have a sweet dream all night.

We never really grew up, we just learned to pretend in front of others.

I always want everyone around me. Later, I found that whether I was playing with my big partners or making new friends, I didn't have to force it. You can't get rid of those who are willing to accompany you when you are most miserable, those who are willing to spend the difficulties with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, and those who are just talking, you don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything and lasts longer than anything else.

It is very important that two people can talk together. He can always pick up the point you threw him and throw it back. It's like talking cross talk, and you're still laughing in the process. Two people who can do without pretending, joking or bumping into each other are so happy.

When you need comfort most, say that I am the warmest force in the world.

6. At present, the most frightening thing is that there is no lower limit for achievement; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.

7. Pineapple contains an enzyme that eats meat. So in theory, when you eat pineapple, pineapple is eating you.

8. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you, and do better in exams!

9. Reasons for breaking up with your boyfriend. One: girlfriend doesn't like it, and two: girlfriend likes it.

10. Do you think my second reply is just a coincidence? You must not know that my eyes hurt.

1 1. I used to think that people would cry when they were most desperate. Later, I learned that the silence with empty eyes is the real heart death.

12. In fact, those who are strong during the day may be those who cry and fall asleep at night.

13. I poured you a glass of water, and you were thinking about other drinks, so you put it aside. But the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. So, you thought of that cup of hot water. You think it's still warm, but it's freezing cold. You can't blame anyone for cold water. Don't forget that the glass of water was warm at first, but it was your carelessness that made it cold. Friendship or love, while you cherish me, I will be doubly kind to you. If you don't cherish me, I will leave.

14. No matter how enthusiastic you are, you can't stand indifference, and people who love you can't stand being left out.

15. I dare not test people's hearts. I'm afraid the pain is too clear and the injury is too thorough.

16. You said that youth is a handful of change, and you can just get a can of beer, drink it at dusk, then say goodbye with a smile and get up and leave with red eyes.

17. If you can do whatever you want, how can there be so much insincerity?

18. He just enjoys being loved by you and doesn't want to fulfill any obligation to be loved.

19. Maybe one day, I can wear 10 cm high heels, say nice courtesies in a strange place, greet strangers and even people I hate politely, and still keep my face unchanged after drinking a large glass of high-quality wine in one breath. A person holding a cup of strong black coffee will never see a smile on his face, and he will always grow up, even grow up, never.

20. Time is a quack, but it claims to cure all diseases.

2 1. I can't hold the wind to go and the whole sky.

22. When I was young, everyone liked someone. After class, I hurried to deliver water, holding hands and avoiding the teacher. I miss it every day. I sneaked out on a date at the weekend and ate an ice cream. I am so happy that I swear to be together forever, but few couples come to the end. Because I don't want to give in when quarreling, I pretend not to care after breaking up. I hope everyone can cherish these days, because in the future you will find that the person you fell in love with as a teenager is the one you will never forget.

23. I am really afraid that there are more and more people living in your heart, and my position is getting smaller and smaller.

24. I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.

When your talent can't support your ambition, you should calm down and study.

26. Even if you think you are a piece of smelly shit, you will meet a kind-hearted dung beetles. Not far from Wan Li, you will find that you are a treasure. Not far from Wan Li, I will go home with you, take good care of you along the way, lest you be robbed, crushed and stoned, and concentrate on turning you into a treasure at home. Don't doubt that the world is sometimes so good, as long as you believe, you will have it.

27. You must tell me when you are in a bad mood. I don't want others to comfort you.

28. If someone deletes you, the system will not tell you, for fear that you will be sad; When you delete someone else, the system will ask you if you are sure, for fear that you will regret it.

29. If you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints. This is the greatest responsibility; Separated, don't bother, this is the last gentleness.

One day you will suddenly realize that your parents spend the least time and energy, but they love you the most.

3 1. If no one stands in front of you to block the gun for you, be a hero yourself.

32. I left you after all, and then I walked all the way alone.

Please take good care of your girlfriend when the typhoon comes. If it blows into my arms, I won't return it.

34. Come and find me a bag to eat during the summer vacation, but send a message in advance to let me turn off my phone.

35. A person's name is never said, not because he has forgotten it, but because he is afraid that it will surge.

36. If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

37. We all stumble and grow up in time, and then leave the original appearance bit by bit.

38. Don't be devastated by a minor injury. After all, there are still many big waves waiting for you to ride the wind and waves in the future.

39. I hate those who show off their wealth! The toothpaste I use is Colgate's, the shampoo is soft and the mobile phone is Nokia's. Which is not a world famous brand? I take millions of buses to work every day, and I have maintained close and stable long-term cooperative relations with China Mobile, China Construction Bank, China Agricultural Bank, State Grid, Wal-Mart and other large enterprises in the world's top 500! Have you ever seen me show off?

40. Don't say forever when you are together, and don't say it once after breaking up.

Weibo is in the mood to say attractive phrases.

1, find an excuse to talk to you every night, take the opportunity to cheat good night and accompany me to have a sweet dream all night.

We never really grew up, we just learned to pretend in front of others.

I used to want to keep everyone around me. Later, I found that no matter whether it is a big partner or a new friend, I don't have to force it. You are willing to be with you when you are most uncomfortable, to spend the difficulties with you, and to throw cold water on you to sober you up. You can't get rid of those who are just talking. You don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything and lasts longer than anything else.

It is very important that two people can talk together. He can always pick up the point you threw him and throw it back. It's like talking cross talk, and you're still laughing in the process. Two people who can do without pretending, joking or bumping into each other are so happy.

When you need comfort most, say that I am the warmest force in the world.

6. At present, the most frightening thing is that there is no lower limit for achievement; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.

7. Pineapple contains an enzyme that eats meat. So in theory, when you eat pineapple, pineapple is eating you.

8, that is, someone plays more than you, sleeps earlier than you, and does better in the exam than you!

9. Reasons for breaking up with your boyfriend. One: girlfriend doesn't like it, and two: girlfriend likes it.

10, do you think my second reply is just a coincidence? You must not know that my eyes hurt.

1 1. I used to think that people would cry when they were most desperate. Later, I learned that the silence with empty eyes is the real heart death.

12, in fact, those who are strong during the day may be those who cry and fall asleep at night.

29. I always question whether you love me or not. I always suspected that you would fool around with others. I always hate it when you ignore me when you are busy. I always make a noise when I fart loudly. I always wonder if you have a crush on others. I always nag about your food and clothes. I always like to ask you some messy questions. I am always narrow-minded and always feel sorry for you. Don't be bored, okay?

30. My cat and I miss you very much. Actually, I don't have a cat or you.

3 1. When a person drinks any wine that has been aged for a hundred years, it tastes like that, just like I once loved you, and all the people I loved in the future are like you.

32. I just saw a couple quarreling under a street lamp. The boy actually knelt for ten minutes to save his heart. I have no backbone. I'm so fucking cowardly. I was so strong that I knelt all night!

I bow to you not to admit that I am wrong, but for fear that you will leave.

34. You can't always love someone on tiptoe, and your focus will be unstable and won't last long. Physical and mental exhaustion.

35. Do you like others very much? You can't let him go, can you? Feel particularly wronged? Hehe, what's the matter? I'm bored, right? People think you are melodramatic, don't they? People think you are redundant, right? People don't like you, do they? Have people ignored you? You have nothing to say, but they can't reply in three words, right? When you care about someone especially, that person won't care about you. How can you never understand?

Attractive mood phrases

1. You don't like me, which is not good. Eighty percent of you have a strange disease and must be treated.

2. I saw an old woman selling oranges, and she wrote a sign with the words sweeter than first love.

I deluded myself and kept my last good hope for love. But the fact is that this materialistic world has become the world of the devil wears Prada.

Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I dropped a math book in his face.

Who do you like? I cut my finger when I was eight years old. What does this have to do with me? What does it matter to you who I like?

6. I am a slow-paced person. I like to get to know each other. I don't like fighting or grabbing things. I like to work quietly in my own territory and wait patiently for the harvest.

7. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

8. To test whether a boy likes you, you can stare at him for 18 seconds to see if he will kiss you, and to test whether a girl likes you, you can stare at her for 18 seconds to see if she will laugh. I don't think this experiment can succeed at all in China, because it is estimated that the next conversation will take place in less than 5 seconds.

9. A classmate took a cat and a dog to school to play. Another classmate wanted to stir up trouble and let the cat and the dog fight to watch the fun, so he hit the cat and said a classic sentence: The dog hit!

10. I like flirting with men when there are no women!

1 1. When I met you, it was like a little fireworks on my head.

12. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

13. All envy is due to lack of ambition.

14. If winter is compared to Shang Dynasty, I am a fatuous Zhou Wang, and the quilt is a damn fox. It pesters me and destroys my inheritance, but it is really fucking charming. The alarm clock is my loyal uncle Bigan, but it's a pity that my advice is most unpleasant and I took out his heart, I mean the battery. As for Master Wen, that's my bladder. I dare not listen to your majesty. You should get up and pee!

15. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

16. We all have to travel in the end, and we all have to bid farewell to our immature selves in the end.

17. I feel sorry to have missed such a lovely me.

18. If I am the same as the photo, how can I live up to the P-picture software in my mobile phone?

19. Don't insist, don't keep. He has the ability to let go easily, so I lost my temper and turned to leave.

20. When you said how awesome you are, it suddenly occurred to me that Aoi sora said she was a virgin.

2 1. They all say it's okay to sleep, but it's the same when you wake up.

22. High face value is not a disease. Laughing at me kills me.

23. Get the three-foot sword of Qingfeng, get drunk and cut the sky, and fall into Changhong.

24. Dead vines, old trees, faint crows, air-conditioned WiFi watermelons, and the same Ge You sofa, I put them aside at sunset.

25. Have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Have you seen the wife in the old woman's cake? Therefore, it is understandable that a bra has no breasts.

26. This is the best age in your life. You are healthy, your relatives are safe and the world is stable. It's a pity that you don't realize that your mood has become a mess because of a small matter.

27. I miss you, this can't be solved by phone, but I must see you and hug you.

28. In winter, many girls wear down jackets and leggings, which perfectly explains the profound connotation that fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated.

29. No matter how handsome a man is, he is still a waste if he can't afford the responsibility.

30. stand up when you fall, change your posture and fall again. 22. My roommate was shocked to lie down and ask me: Isn't the child born from the anus? ! Ten thousand grass mud horses gallop in my heart. . . After telling the story to the boudoir, the boudoir said firmly: She is also having a hard time. She has been living like shit for so many years. . .

3 1. The best time is that you like me and I like you, but we haven't confessed yet.

32. It doesn't always take a few seconds to find a particularly comfortable relationship, but sometimes I'm willing to send you everything I see now, without organizing concise language, and I'm not afraid to say anything wrong, because I know you will always see it, because I know you won't leave me alone at any time.

33. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

I'm afraid to hear people say they like me, because I'm afraid I'll let them down. Maybe I'm not as good as they think, and I don't deserve their love. I always shout that I am lonely, but whenever someone tries to climb over the fence and hug me, I always try my best to add bricks to it and push them away.

35. Destiny takes a hand, no matter how many twists and turns, we will meet.

36. People are iron, base is steel, and they are not tired for a day.

37. Wear clothes you like, get along with people who are not tired, get along with everything you like, and live a hundred imaginary lives.