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Enter the dog days, talk about the dog days, and copy and recommend 5 1 sentence in the circle of friends.

1. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.

It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

It took an hour to make up and opened the door without makeup.

I don't want to go out, it's very hot.

5. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

6, the weather is too hot, just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar.

When I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room with my own eyes, it fell to the ground smoking like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.

8. It's very hot. I have a lot of homework. I'm anxious and upset. I don't want to do anything.

9. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

10, this mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

1 1. Although I didn't do anything, I was sweating like a pig.

12, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

13. If I die of fever in this city, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

14, I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.

15, two strangers get to know each other by smiling at each other.

16, I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.

17, I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

18, people who can still be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

19, don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

20. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

2 1. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

22, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

23. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

24. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

26. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

27. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

28. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are like nonsense.

29. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

30, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

3 1, now the weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

32. I can finally steam a sauna for free.

33. The practice dropped all over the floor and immediately evaporated.

34. Two people stand in the sun and say!

35. Inviting you out to dinner in this weather is definitely a difference between life and death, and it is absolutely a lifelong event.

It is very hot here today. Be agitated.

37. What defeated me was not naivety, but naivety. It was not until today that I realized that "standing still" is by no means a * * word. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

38. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

39. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

40. Showing love is not shameful. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

4 1, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

42. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

43. I just met a stranger in the street and suddenly became an acquaintance!

44. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events!

45. It's so hot that I have a big pimple on my face. This is the first time I have grown this hard, red and particularly painful thing, and it has withered.

46. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

47. It's really hot. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

48. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy tried to touch porcelain, jumped up as soon as he lay down and ran faster than a rabbit.

49. The table is too hot. Mahjong burnt as soon as it was coded.

50. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.

5 1, there is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.