A collection of humorous quotes about picking up girls

The way you speak is still very important in the process of flirting with a girl. If you haven’t figured out her and her temper in a short period of time, you may have to be more humorous in your conversation. The content has to be interesting. Only in this way can you have an advantage over other boys when you first meet.

This will make your journey easier, because you may have more opportunities to chat than they do! The following sentences can help you pick up girls faster! Of course, brothers cannot remain static! Must be applied flexibly!

Comprehensive chat routines for picking up girls:

1. Girl: Aren’t you going to accompany your girlfriend?

Male: Do you think I have a girlfriend?

Female: Oh? Didn't you say that there is a girl who is particularly pretty?

Male: Yes, I am chatting with her.

2. Man: I want to go to the toilet. Can you help me look at something?

Female: Do you have anything valuable?

Male: You are the most valuable. Just don't lose yourself.

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3. You are really a photo liar, because you really look much better than the photo.

4. Do you have square blood? Why are you so beautiful?

5. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If you haven't yet, I'll try harder.

6. Wow, you are so cute when you eat. Have you ever practiced?

7. You are so vulgar. You always post your photos because I see them. My hands are tired looking at the photos.

8. You are really narcissistic. With what you look like, you would probably be in the top three in that kind of beauty contest.

9. Which one do you prefer, cat or dog? Cat: meow; dog: woof.

10. I think you are not suitable for falling in love. , you are suitable for marriage.

11. I thought you were very cute even before I thought about it. , but after thinking about it, I still think it’s particularly cute.

12. I think you are very beautiful. I think you are very beautiful from head to toe.

13. Can I experience the feeling of falling in love? I have been single for so many years, but I changed as soon as I saw you.

14. Can we take our relationship to the next level?

15. They love you because they want to sleep with you, but I am different. I can sleep with you anywhere. .

16. Do you want me to say sorry to you or do you want me to confess to you?

17. When you were slim, you were in my heart, but when you were fat, you were inside and couldn’t get out.

18. No matter where I meet you, I will always love you.

19. "Hello classmate, may I get to know you?" "Why?" "Because I want you to have me in your future."

20. When you are When you said good night to me once, I want to say good night to you every night.