Network funny sentences

1. Why does a good grain of rice spoil a pot of mouse excrement?

2. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

4, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

If you want to dig a well, you must dig the water out.

6. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

7. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

8. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

9. A person's strength is the RMB in his pocket.

10, as long as people are nervous, everything is fun.

1 1, I never believed that we could still be friends after breaking up.

12, the fat is so thick, it's so uncomfortable to move!

13, the waves spread forward and buried the remaining mess.

14, I am good-looking, you should be patient.

15. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean!

16, women can't see through their hearts because the meat on their chests is too thick.

17, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

18, I know you know nothing like a farmer's uncle.

19, Notre Dame de Paris is missing a bell ringer, which is yours.

20. With my full thoughts, you are drifting away.

2 1, those times that are allowed to squander are called youth!

22. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

23, the color is empty, tonight, I want to be empty.

24. When winter comes, does your mother force you to wear long pants?

25. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.

26. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves.

27. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

28. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

29, play with feelings, I will make you cry very rhythmically!

30, life is like toilet paper, nothing to talk as little as possible.

3 1. After eating the whole bucket, we will be a family.

32. We are talking about business now, not dating.

I want to condense my life into a joke.

34. After all, you have to be personally injured before you can learn to be smart.

35. Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

36, my brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

37. Life can be done and life can be exquisite!

38. Who is the master of ups and downs in the vast land? Just me, Lord.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

40. People are attracting bees and butterflies, but you are trying to attract flies.

4 1. If you use a honey trap, I will cooperate.

42. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

43. You are really creative and have the courage to live.

44. Emotions control me, and you control my emotions.

45. I waited for your concern and closed my heart!

46, no height and no manners, just a pair of beer bellies.

Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

48. It wasn't the bullet, but the beauty killed the beast.

49. I can't live by memories alone.

50. Don't give me a hard look, treat me like a palette.

5 1. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

Hey, it's a miracle that the dog can still talk!

53. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

55. Even if the sky falls, there will be experts to hold on.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

57. A lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

58. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

59. I don't know what love is. You and I are nothing.

It's been a long time since anyone blew a cow so fresh.

6 1, you use 2b pencil to describe your life.

62. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

63. Loneliness and boredom are a manifestation of people's inner emptiness.

64. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

65. Qin women don't know how to die and hate going out with Dolan Shield.

66. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

67, life is like toilet paper, nothing to talk as little as possible!

68, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.

69. There is no other god in this world except me.

70. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

7 1. Walking with time is unforgettable.

72. Don't talk to me about ideals. I've been sober for years.

73. What is money? This is something I don't have.

74. The most difficult choice in the world is to choose between the two.

75, on the way to the cow force, I running all the way!

76. I now declare you belong to me.

77. People who want more are narrow-minded, while those who want less are broad-minded.

78. Since you know it, there's no need to stir it up.

79, we talk about what feelings! Talking about feelings hurts money!

80. Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye, but the cultivation is not enough.

8 1, don't be afraid of Japan, don't you have Altman?

82. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

83. The sky is gray and wild, and a group of wolves appear at the end of the world.

Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.

85, little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with grandpa.

86. It is better to hit the wall than to hit it at home.

87. The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.

88. Life is like a teapot, which pot you don't open.

89. There is a big plate on these two lips.

90. Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights.

9 1, if you touch my bottom line, I will let you go to the hospital.

92. The years are quiet, and the person I love is still you.

93. The higher the online rate, the more lonely this person is.

94. There is no doubt that elder sister is the poor person in your dream.

95. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

96, afraid of fur, Mimi fell but the bowl was a big scar.

97. Seven courses are red and light up my future.

98. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

99. I just want to have a quiet stool and indulge in nostalgia.

100, university is the best period for female breast development.

10 1, people who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Treasure.

102, learn to be tolerant and have a tolerant love!

103, don't compete with me, I know you can't afford to play.

104, the door is red, illuminating my future.

105, you let people pedal once a day, and you ride a bike.

106, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

107, this world: don't die, just wait for death!

108, be a person wandering between cow A and cow C.

109, I envy Zen Rong both in love and friendship.

1 10, I would rather hit the wall than face it at home.

1 1 1, we haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

You're not a cactus. Why are you so strong?

1 13, please raise your hand if you love me, please stand on your head if you don't love me.

1 14, the sky is always there, not for Yao's survival or Jie's death.

1 15. I'd rather not celebrate without your birthday.

1 16, although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

1 17, my lazy smile is elegance that you don't understand.

1 18, saving is to create a virtue.

1 19, find a beautiful female hooligan and mess with me if you have nothing to do.

120, you can leave if you want. I don't need to pester you.