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"After the divorce, the ex-wife became everyone's pet" Lu? Xu Yun

Chapter 65438 +0 husband and wife

At six o'clock in the morning, the biological clock woke Xu Yun up on time, lifted the corner of the quilt, picked up the nightgown thrown by the bed and put it on. Walking into the cloakroom, he skillfully selected the clothes, ties, watches and cufflinks that Lou would wear to work and hung them beside the mirror.

Looking at the man lying on his side in bed, his hair is soft on his forehead, and his long eyelashes cover up his usual indifference and sharpness. The bridge of the nose is straight, the lips are thin, the whole facial features are three-dimensional, and the facial contour is perfect. Leaning back, the texture is clear, and the thin quilt only covers the waist. The whole picture reveals the beauty of abstinence, but the scratches on the man's back are more ambiguous.

Thinking of last night's excitement/excitement, Xu Yun quickly shook his head and tried to expel inappropriate pictures from his mind.

Go downstairs, go to the kitchen, skillfully turn on the coffee machine, grind beans, boil water and brew. Toast, fried eggs, and finally vegetable salad.

At seven o'clock, when everything was put on the table, Lou came to the restaurant dressed up. Xu Yun keeps the ipad and financial newspaper at hand. He reads the newspaper while drinking coffee.

Looking at abstinence, indifference and rejection, Xu Yun is really a little sad. This man covered himself for three years, except that he occasionally lost control in bed and was a little emotional. Other times, he always respects himself!

She doesn't know how much longer she can hold on. ...

In the process of being in a daze, the man has finished his breakfast, picked up his suit and jacket and is ready to go out.

"Jing Yao! Don't forget to go back to my old house for dinner tonight. " Xu Yun hurried to call him for fear that he would forget again.

Lu's situation was very bad and he didn't turn around. He said flatly, "There is a dinner party tonight, so I may not be able to go. Let Xiao Wang take you there. "

Looking at the closed door, I feel deeply powerless. Are you going to Lujia alone again? She would rather eat instant noodles at home than perfunctorily care for and warm herself!

Xu Yun didn't feel sad for long. He baked two pieces of toast in a hurry, drank a glass of milk and began to clean up.

The wedding room prepared by Lujia for them is a three-story single-family villa in Yujingwan, which is only 40 minutes' drive from the city center. The people who live here are either rich or expensive, and the security, property and living facilities are first-class.

Neither she nor Lu likes having others at home, so there is no nanny, only one aunt comes to clean every week. I usually do housework by myself. The first floor is the living room, kitchen and dining room, plus a nanny room. The bedroom and study are on the second floor, and the gym and home theater are on the third floor.

It took less than an hour, and the house was basically ready.

Wearing a sports vest and shorts, Xu Yun plunged into the gym.

Rongcheng Lushi building

The low pressure in the conference room has been going on for almost two hours! The heads of all departments were silent from the beginning, glancing at the boss of the theme from time to time. Jing Yao sat lazily in a chair, elbows opposite, fingers crossed, looking more and more impatient.

Put away your index finger, knock on the desktop, and interrupt the department manager who is trembling to report.

"I've wasted two hours listening to your vague report." After a cold snap, several executives couldn't help wiping the sweat from their heads.

"The food department, hand in the details of all expired food for sale within half a day, and solve the problem within three days. Tianyi entertainment stars take drugs, withdraw hot search, withdraw products, ban them, hand them over to the police and hold a press conference. Do I need to teach you this? Dai Xiping? "

In which field are the two appointed managers not all-powerful? At this moment, I bowed my head in shame.

"These simple questions need to be discussed. Is it really that Lu's money has filled your mind and you are ready to change places? " Needless to say. I glanced lightly at the elites present, but let them sit with their backs cold.

With the departure of the president, everyone in the meeting room is like a fish that has been deprived of oxygen for a long time, and finally got some oxygen! A brave man stopped He Jingfu.

"Assistant He, can the proposal of our Ministry of Science and Technology be handed over to the President today?"

Looking at the purgatory just now, Yang can only ask the assistant president about the situation. Their science and technology department is in charge of Lushi's entire network system, and he is under great pressure!

Jing He has long been used to it, and today's president is merciful, otherwise they would have been writing a resignation report.

"Unless your firewall is attacked and there is a complete solution to the problem of internal system paralysis, I advise you not to go today." As a partner for many years, I can only remind myself here.

"I see, thank you, Assistant He." Yang He left the meeting room with gratitude, and which bastard was idle to attack the network system of Lu, but those talents under his command have not traced any information to each other so far. He thinks he might catch a cold!

Jing He is sorting out the documents screened by the Secretariat Office. At this time every day, he will take out his mobile phone and look at the information. Sure enough, a dialog box marked "Madam" is displayed in red.

Lady: Assistant He, do you have any plans for this noon?

After knocking at the door was allowed, He Jingfu put a stack of documents in his hand in Liu's hand. Watching his president read, read, read and sign the manuscript quickly, although he has been with him for five years, the emotions of fans can't be suppressed.

Corner aimed at staring at his assistant. Jing Yao raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter?"

Jing He immediately withdrew his eyes and asked, "You don't eat at noon, do you still order your food normally?"

Jing Yao put down his pen, leaned back in the chair and frowned: "As usual, I won't drink lotus root soup today!" "

"ok!"

After leaving the president's office, Jing He sent a message to his wife: Madam, we need to prepare lunch today, but the president doesn't want to drink lotus root soup.

Madam: OK, thank you, Assistant He.

Jing He: You're welcome.

Looking up, all the conversations are about the president's three meals a day, commuting time and business trip time, regardless of details. He Jingfu sometimes feels like a spy and always reports his master's whereabouts. But the lady's inquiry was aimed at caring about the president's health, and she was relaxed to some extent. Unlike those rich women who patrol the post to catch rape, asking questions is disgusting. So I like this lady very much.

The soup is already in the pot. Fried shrimps with celery, tender tofu with tomato sauce, lamb chops, blueberry yam for dessert, and rice. They are all foods that strengthen the spleen and nourish the stomach, which shows the chef's intention. Taking out the customized insulation basket, Xu Yun neatly divided the food into two parts and handed it to Xiao Wang, the driver waiting in the yard.

After getting the food, Jing He was moved again. Thanks to the president's light, he has been eating delicious food for three years. As the boss becomes more and more critical, his wife's craftsmanship becomes more and more exquisite. God knows, what makes him most happy in the company is not the generous salary that arrives every month, nor the assistant to the president who has more than 10 thousand people under one person, but the love lunch on time at noon every day, although it is just for dinner. But for single dog himself, this is a great comfort.

After planning Lu's lunch, Xu Yun cooked a dish for himself and ate two bites of rice. In fact, she doesn't like cooking very much, but she likes cooking for me. She put all her thoughts into food. Only by taking care of his food, clothing, housing and transportation can she feel that she is Lu's wife and his closest relative!

Looking at the picture of He Jingfu's carefully prepared food being eaten, Xu Yun smiled from the heart. Bright face, a pair of bright eyes, bright and clear, shining like a star, small but delicate nose, cherry red lips laughing, lip angle rising, unspeakable sultry.

Changed a dress and painted a light makeup. Xu Yun called a car with his mobile phone to go on a good friend's date.

After I got off at Guo Mao, I found a window seat in the cafe, where Xia Qing was already waiting. Seeing himself, the other party raised their hands, and Xu Yun happily sat down opposite.

Xia Qing doesn't look like herself, pretending to be elegant and generous. She is really exquisitely carved, tall, and her facial features are not very prominent, but when put together, she gives people a feeling of being depressed in Leng Yan. Perhaps because of the real rich family background, what Xia Qing exudes from the inside out comes from faith and nobility.

However, she never felt any superiority. From freshman year, they were strangers, a class, a dormitory, military training together and a library together. One is a beautiful and lovely Bai Yueguang, and the other is a passionate red rose. Two playboys in the computer department were also fired by Wang!

"Why, I remembered to ask me out after I arranged my ancestors?"

As soon as I sat down, I was laughed at by Xia Qing. Such cynicism has long been commonplace for Xu Yun.

"Well, he has a bad stomach. He has been socializing a lot recently and needs to pay more attention to his life." I invited the waiter and ordered myself a glass of lemonade.

Looking at his friend's heartlessness, Xia Qing was happy: "Yes, he has a bad stomach and is suitable for eating soft rice!" "

"Living like ice every day, I think you are crazy. Lolo, I still want the old Lolo! Without the bondage of these gorgeous clothes, there would be no bondage of Lu! "

Slender hand on the back of Xia Qing's hand, patted quietly.

"Well, I know you care about me, but I'm fine now! Married to Lu, I am destined to give up something. " Xu Yun looked at Xia Qing and said seriously.

"This is some? You are nothing like yourself! In order to love such a man, you are not you anymore! Xu Yun! " Xia Qing finally understood a sentence: You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep.

Every time we meet, this argument becomes the opening remarks.

"Lolo" is his real name, which is called by people close to Xu Yun. This time, my friend called himself "Xu Yun" and seemed very angry.

Chapter II Husband and Wife

"What's the matter with you, so angry this time?"

In the past, every time we met, my friends would nag a few words. Is this a little overreacting?

"I his mama ..."

Looking at Xu Yun seal a face of curiosity, Xia Qing speechless with his mouth open.

What can she say? Said your husband attended Liang Lao's golden wedding banquet with another woman yesterday? Your husband never mentioned you in the circle?

Lolo's attachment to Liu is like shaking his head at that man. He can't think about it anymore.

"Forget it, it's nothing. I just feel distressed when I see that you have lost weight recently." Xu Yunfeng is so stubborn that he has been expecting Liu's appearance. She doesn't want her friends to be sad because of these stupid things!

"Not to buy things for my family? Go! "

"Clear the field, thank you!"

Xu Yun is really happy to have friends like Xia Qing in this lonely city.

"I really want to thank me. Please treat me to a big meal later. Shit, I'm sure I'll give you a good meal. Remember to brush the dog's card! "

Looking at her gnashing expression, Xu Yun nodded helplessly.

"Okay, my beauty! You see, when you get angry, the lines around your eyes come out. "

Hearing this, Xia Qing immediately took out the mirror from his bag, ready to take a closer look.

"Snow ~ Haha ~"

"Well, Xu, you've learned a lot, old lady Doby!"

The two men got into a fight and strolled from the first floor.

After shopping with Xia Qing, Xu Yun returned home with a full load. In the afternoon, when they were free, they had a facial, changed clothes and wrapped gifts for Lujia, and waited for the driver Xiao Wang to pick them up.

I didn't forget to go back to my old house tonight, but he had other plans and told the driver to go home at six to pick up Xu Yun. I went to the apartment near the company.

Jade apartment is a place where Lu often works overtime or doesn't want to go home too late for social intercourse. The apartment is a big apartment with three bedrooms and a living room. The decoration is very simple, with black, white and gray as the main colors. The living room is connected to the dining room, and there is a whole wine rack to display different kinds of red wine.

I simply took a bath and changed my clothes. I just got a call from Xia Xiaofei when I went out.

"President Lu Da, my brother's birthday is tonight. You can't be absent!" The person on the other end of the phone didn't seem to be really worried about not going, so he called me with trepidation.

Jing Yao casually said while holding the car keys, "I see."

After a pause, he asked, "Where is it? Who else? "

After receiving his affirmative answer, Xia Xiaofei simply replied: "MG Club! Huahua, Huizi, Pei Rong, by the way, Zhengzi is on holiday, just in time, everyone is drunk soon! "

"Hey, you're back, too?" Liu's eyes softened and his expression relaxed when he heard that his good brother was back.

"Yes, he has a half-month holiday this time. Let's get together."

A few of them grew up in a big yard, headed by Lu and Pei Zheng, catching birds in trees, fishing in rivers, beating school gangsters and kicking the glass of the chief's house. Is TongShengSi, * * * trouble! Although my personal ideals are different when I grow up, my brotherhood has not diminished.

As if thinking of something, Xia Xiaofei quickly added: "After all, today is my brother's birthday, and Xiaoyu and several other younger brothers will come, but it won't affect us. They are just looking for an excuse to go crazy. "

"hmm."

"That ..."

It seems that I don't want to listen to Liu's nonsense and press the phone. Skillfully drive to the MG club mentioned by Xia Xiaofei.

"Depend! Is Lu's mouth rented? One more word and I will kill you! " Xia Xiaofei jumped with anger at this end.

"What's the matter? Shouxing Shouxing, can I be angry with you if I call Jing Yao? " Pei Zheng couldn't help laughing when he saw this. This guy, dressed like a peacock for his birthday, called his friends and attracted bees and butterflies. Since appearing in the clubhouse, more than three girls have come up to strike up a conversation.

Xia Xiaofei seems to have found someone who complains, and tears are running down his eyes. "Zheng elder brother, you don't know. Since Ji Siyuan was so stupid and forced to leave, respecting Yao is like opening the winter mode. Everyone loves to ignore the answer and turn on the air conditioner if they don't agree. In the past, he used to drive the atmosphere with his old items, but now it's okay. They seem to be fascinated by the method. A ruthless let the right one see through the world of mortals with a wine pool meat forest! In recent years, it's really hard for me to be with flowers! I tell you ... "

Seeing that the other party was ready to make a long speech with himself, Pei Zheng immediately raised his hands, waved up and down, and said with a smile, "Well, don't be such a pussy. Let's have a drink together. Everyone is here, hurry in! "

Xia Xiaofei pointed his index finger at himself and asked incredulously, "My bitch? I his mama ... "Is going to talk to PeiZhengHao theory, the somebody else has gone far.

Looking at my reflection in the golden mirror on the wall, although I was wearing a pink leisure suit, I was slender, thin and undressed. Although my facial features are not three-dimensional, I am an out-and-out Rongcheng handsome man! Fuck, fuck, who did I piss off? !

Lujia is old curtilage, Xu Yunfeng got off with a gift, took a deep breath and entered the door with a smiling face.

"Two wealthy family came back? Everyone is waiting for you at home. Hey, where's the second young master? " Sister-in-law Liu came out to meet Xu Yunfeng and took what was in her hand, but she didn't see Liu.

"Thank you, Mrs. Liu, it's a little late. I have something to do with Jing Yao and I can't come tonight. "

"It's not too late, it's not too late, the food has just been done, and at this time, Mr. Wang came back." Speaking of this gentleman, Mrs. Liu has more smiles on her face.

After talking and laughing, I went into the house.

In the living room, an elegant woman in cheongsam is setting the table. She heard something at the door, immediately turned around and saw Xu Yun at the door. She quickly put down what she was doing and took her hand happily.

"Yun Yun, you're here! You came to see me, well, beautiful again, but thin! " Looking up and down at the second daughter-in-law, Lin Sa really likes it. Beautiful, generous, kind-hearted, kind. I am considerate and serious about my family, and I can't find anything wrong. The point is that as long as Jing Yao is here, the girl's eyes are full of her carefree son.