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Terrible wishes have come true.

The death of a talent scout

Who knew it would be so horrible to get what you want? You know, I'd rather have a blank mind and no desire, but it's impossible. Everyone has an idea except the dead. I'm not dead, so it's inevitable to show my heart a little.

Actually, Yan Feng's death has nothing to do with me. The police just found me, because the day before Yan Feng died, I watched many people shouting at him: "You have a ghost in your heart, and you were killed by a car when you went out!"

That's my angry words, but also my heartfelt words, just to relieve my depression. Yan Feng is a talent scout, and he dug me up. But later, I didn't follow the unspoken rules, so he used the introduction of new people as an excuse to strongly recommend other beautiful girls in front of the director. As a result, I was often left out in the cold. This time I found the opportunity myself, and he was still making irresponsible remarks in secret. That day, I was so angry that I lost my identity. To this end, some tabloids make a big fuss, I am not afraid, but it will increase my exposure.

However, Yan Feng's death has something to do with me, which is another matter. In the film, I am an omnipotent terrorist killer, but in reality, I am a soft woman who is reluctant to part with a little blood. But I am more cold-blooded than the killer in the movie, with the help of tabloids and actors who envy me as the heroine.

The police were very polite to the driver who caused the accident, but they were aggressive to me.

"You said Feng Yan would be killed by a truck. A day later, he died. How do you explain this? " The policeman stared at me coldly.

These people are so hateful that I changed my words. If I can accurately predict when and how others die, I will fight with others to be the heroine.

"It's not impossible to accurately predict when and how others will die, if you know what I mean."

I know what the police mean. A killer who carries out a death plan is sure to accurately predict the time and way of death of others.

I said, "I didn't drive to death. Why do I need to prove my alibi? "

Trucks pass through cities thousands of miles away, so it is impossible for drivers to accurately predict the road sections that Yan Feng will pass thousands of miles away. He did drive faster at that time, but he never expected that Yan Summit would rush out of the alley and just turn around, regardless of the cars on the expressway. The driver watched helplessly as Yan Feng was hit. When he suddenly braked, his eyes glanced at the alley, and a man in a white dress disappeared into the alley. Obviously, Feng Yan escaped from the woman and was crushed to death under the car.

"It is said that you usually like to wear a white dress." The policeman looks as if he is watching the fire.

I like wearing a white dress, but I'm not the only one who likes wearing a white dress. So does Yu Fang. It is said that she is imitating me. But she's been dead for months. I can't say that the girl in the alley is the ghost of Yu Fang!

Cowardly Gu Qiang couldn't testify for me, because I didn't go home until after midnight that night. Will Jiang Zhuxian testify for me? No. The director and the actress are together in the evening. Can you make it clear? If I say it, Jiang Zhuxian won't admit it. He is directing a thriller now, not * * *. If his night with me becomes the headline of the newspaper, the producer will not hesitate to let him go, including me, which is unforgivable. I can't tell the truth

I recited my lines in the studio office alone, trying to recite them, and didn't go home until after midnight. No one can prove it, so I have to carry it like this.

Finally, it was the cold camera in front of the studio that proved to me that I really left the studio after midnight.

"You weren't there, but do you know Yu Fang?" The policeman's tone softened a little.

Yu Fang was excavated by Yan Feng, but Yan Feng was an evil man who always wanted to use Yu Fang. He was also beaten once, and Yan Feng was forcibly stripping Yu Fang of his clothes. I'll polish it, too. Indeed, Yan Feng harassed Yu Fang. It was revealed by a makeup artist, but it was not as thrilling as I said. I will try to link Yu Fang's death with Yan Feng, so that the police will naturally think that the man in the white skirt has something to do with Yu Fang.

"It is said that you are also a star dug by Yan Feng." The policeman gave a sneer.

Damn it! I was so busy giving Yan Feng a toilet that I forgot to cover up Yan Feng's bad temper. My words are tantamount to telling the police that Yan Feng may have had unrealistic ideas about me.

Although I have been questioned several times, Yan Feng's death is a good thing for me. I drove away a fly that I couldn't get rid of, and I also made some names in the newspaper, although it was only some unknown tabloids.

Two wishes have come true

The death of Luo Zangyun made me afraid of myself for the first time.

Luo Zangyun is the screenwriter of this play. As a screenwriter, he can't do anything visually, but what he has done is enough to arouse the audience's appetite. Not only is the thriller atmosphere in place, but he also does a good job in the heroine's play. Under the lens, I tried several times to * * * surge, which was far from meeting the requirements of the script.

To relax, I joked, "Robin, you can really keep the audience's appetite. Be careful, don't hang yourself. "

I don't know, my words will come true soon. Luo Zangyun wants to tell me about the script before shooting. I arrived at the set early according to the appointed time and opened the door of the makeshift shack. My screams were definitely better than those in the movie.

The electric fan on the roof is turning slowly, and Luo Zangyun's body is also turning in circles, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

The policeman was smiling when I saw him again. I know what is hidden in his smile. I said that Luo Zangyun would hang, and Luo Zangyun really hanged himself. Yan Feng's death was an accident. Was Luo Zangyun's death an accident?

I cried tears, not my performance, but my true feelings. Although I cursed Luo Zangyun in my heart, it was his script that forced me to expose my body before I became famous, but I just showed my heart in the form of a joke. What kind of killer would openly yell at the dead before killing someone? Besides, how can a weak woman hang a big man in the rope cover of an electric fan?

The police said what I said was reasonable, but the evidence was very bad for me.

Finally, the camera without emotion saved me. Luo Zangyun was the first to enter the competition. Before I entered the set, a man in a white skirt went in and never came out. When the police arrived, almost everyone on the set arrived, and it was impossible to find out who the man in white was.

I left the public security bureau, but I was surrounded by reporters. Jiang Zhuxian's car is parked in the distance. I know that he deliberately told the media about Luo Zangyun. In order to expand the influence of the film, besides big-name directors and star actors, lace news is the best publicity channel, and the dead are undoubtedly the most powerful.

Jiang Zhuxian claimed that China's most thrilling and amazing film writer died and was inextricably linked with the heroine, which was the most striking.

At the end of the film, Jiang Zhuxian pushed me to the forefront of the media in order to make a splash. In the face of sudden exposure, I am secretly happy, but also have an unspeakable fear in my heart. Why should I say what I think and it will come true? This wish is terrible! I began to suspect that the deaths of Feng Yan and Luo Zangyun were related to Jiang Zhuxian. When I think about this, I am very scared. After the film is finished, will Jiang Zhuxian give me a death weight to increase the box office?

Whether Zhu Jiang is the murderer or not, I always think that the murderer acted according to circumstances after listening to my words. However, what happened next proved my idea wrong. I do have the ability to get what I want, but I just don't know it.

When Gu Qiang testified for me, he mumbled something. I happened to be out when Luo Zangyun died. Gu Qiang said he didn't see when I left. All he knows is that I left early, which means telling the police that he can't testify for me.

In my opinion, Gu Qiang did this to me only after he noticed my association with the director. It was later discovered that the reason was that he had another lover.

I am very angry. This gigolo who eats soft rice is lying to me. Although he is just a decoration for me to fill my physiological needs, I can't stand it. He has other women.

I yelled at him, "If you betray me again, you will die a natural death!" After venting, I went to the set to shoot the last scene.

After the filming, I also received a phone call from the property. Walking to the door, I realized why the voice of the property manager trembled. Because the water flowing out of my door is red, which is red after blood dilution.

The room was full of blood. Gu Jiang was lying in the bathroom with his head on the edge of the bathtub and a bar of soap at his feet. Obviously, Gu Qiang slipped on soap and hit his head on the hard edge of the bathtub, so he died.

A bar of soap killed Gu Qiang. He really didn't die of natural causes. This is the curse I gave him. Of course, I can't tell the police about it

The room is full of water, and no one's footprints can be collected. There are only my handprints and Gu Qiang's handprints on the doorknob. When Gu Qiang died, I was on the set and finally someone testified for me.

No one can understand the panic in my heart. No one was there when I cursed Gu Qiang. Gu Qiang died, and I really got what I wanted.

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