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Talking about traffic jams and shooting scenery

Cars have become the most commonly used means of transportation for most consumers. However, with the increase of car ownership, the traffic pressure in various cities also increases. During the Spring Festival holiday, traffic jams will occur in many areas. Here are some classic quotations about traffic jams, which you can read when you are bored.

Classic Quotations from Traffic Jam:

1. The bridge is blocked every day. Driving to work can get on the bridge smoothly without traffic jam. That's really a lottery prize!

2. "Can you describe the feeling of being infected by traffic jam in one sentence?" "Don't get old from home!"

I brought two boxes of high-grade moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and went home to find an exit.

Others showed their magic in the traffic jam on the highway during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday. We amused ourselves by watching their Weibo in the office.

It takes less than 8 kilometers to walk for two and a half hours, which is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams.

6. Only at this time, the traffic jam on the ring road began. National day holiday, you can be quiet for a few days. I hope you won't get caught in a traffic jam when you travel.

7. The car was crowded into a knot in one's heart, and the driver was emotional and the horn sounded loudly. The wide road was suddenly filled with water.

Most of these women are middle-aged women. They repeatedly looked at the mobile phone and kept looking at the front of the car, as if their hearts were brushed by machine guns. The mobile phone in my hand is not idle for a moment, telling a friend or leader an exaggerated story of a big traffic jam.

9. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. The driver is walking his dog on the highway.

10. Happy National Day! 7-day holiday, relax when traveling, calm when traffic jams, and read quietly at home.

1, traffic jam is not the most depressing thing, the most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic jam, your car GPS said. ....

12. Everyone in traffic jam, go on a blind date: look at property from the car, look at personality from the attitude, and look at sexual function from the urination time. ...

13. Another traffic jam. Anyway, there is nothing urgent for couples, so use this time to talk about love with the environment.

14. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

15. Traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam. You can block me for life, and I'm so sad.

16. I was stuck in a traffic jam and didn't move. I rolled down the window to blow. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, your beard is long and dense. Pretty handsome. You stayed for a long time. I don't know. I just shaved before I went out.

17. When there is a traffic jam, you can call your family, your partner and even your customers. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the exchange of pride.

18, traffic jam upset, in fact, calm down and look around the mood will still get better. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine. Unite.

19. Blocking tower .. Yesterday, highways all over the world turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

20. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. After 10 in the afternoon, I looked at the expressway, which should be near Jiangyin Bridge. Every time I go back to my mother's house, I do this. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave my tired place and go back to meet my dear friend. Not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

2 1. The army of high-speed traffic jams roared by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

22. Expressway, please charge!

23. Tell everyone a thunderbolt, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic of the whole city will form a circle.

24. Discuss with your daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time 10-year-old son said leisurely, take our sleeping bags, eat some good music, fill up the gas, and then get stuck in traffic.

The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It takes three or four hours to drive, and it is estimated that it will be extended to about eight hours. I am distressed that I am still on the highway. I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ hellip wanted to apply to a university outside the province, but it's okay.

26. The most romantic thing I can think of during the holiday is to stay at home with you and watch traffic jams everywhere!

27. He also said that he would arrive early. I did get up early, but I was caught in a car accident, rain and traffic jam. Many things are really beyond my ability.

28. People in Hangzhou have collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released the news about Weibo, there is no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

29. Reporter: Teacher Wolong, it is said that you have been out of Qishan six times. Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Zhuge Liang: Hey, forget it. Every time there is a traffic jam, it seems that we can only get out of the mountain for the seventh time.

30. Are you stuck in traffic today?

3 1. The roads in Guan Dan are suddenly congested.

32. I've practiced, and the traffic is heavy, so I'm not in a mood!

Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If the traffic jam lasts longer, we can watch the sunrise together!

34. The world's largest auto show ... China Expressway Auto Show is the most complete and numerous luxury auto show.

35. On the way to work, the traffic is thousands of miles, and the traffic is Wan Li. Look inside and outside the street, the traffic is like a turtle, the driver is fidgeting and motionless, always running a red light to pee. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Audi A6 is as slow as a snail. Mercedes-benz, nowhere to be angry. A generation of tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle overtake with tears. I have been counting bicycles, pedaling and laughing.

36. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

37. A man in Shenzhen was stuck on the expressway from Shenzhen to Heyuan for one night, and his mental breakdown made the road even more blocked. He got off the bus and did hundreds of push-ups on the spot to relieve his psychological pressure.

38. The longest National Day plus the longest traffic jam in history!

39. A line of egrets is in the sky, and Laozi is squeezed in the middle; My mother and my wife are seeing each other off, and the whole family is trapped in the Rainbow Bridge. She also hid half her face behind the guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them play their role! Don't move for an hour; It was cold and rainy at night, and Wu watched the sunrise on the Central Avenue.

40. Some people have long-term family relationships, some people have done big business ... Traffic jams really enhance people's pride. ..

When I got up in the morning, it was raining in Mao Mao. My wife asked me to drive to work, and then sent her to work. I was angry: "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed the dishes and did all the housework. Why do you use such cruel means to reward and punish me? ..... I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

42. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource. What is even more difficult is the toll collector who wants to issue and collect cards for free at high speed.

43. Long-term accumulated experience tells me that the morning rush hour is a good time to make up. So, I put some commonly used cosmetics in the car. When I was caught in a traffic jam, I opened the mirror, put on my makeup leisurely and listened to songs. The most important thing is to relieve the bad mood of traffic jams while ensuring sleep, so that you can kill two birds with one stone. Remind everyone that you are not skilled enough to move fast enough. Try it carefully.

Going out to play at this time is to warm up.

45. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~

46. Do you want to take a bus? Only a black car driver will automatically choose a road with fewer cars for you when there is a traffic jam.

47. The most embarrassing abuse I have ever heard is: I swear that you will be stuck in traffic jams when you go out in this life!

48. There are always some innocent people who think that when there is a traffic jam, press the horn a few times and the car will move!

49. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

50. Come on! I'll be home at the latest.

The above is a beautiful sentence to describe traffic jams. I believe that when you are stuck in a traffic jam, you can send such a sentence to a circle of friends. Happy sentences can also make people on the other side of the screen feel happy, which is a good way to relieve boredom.

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