A long humorous passage.

1. The heavenly queen loves the weaver girl. She pretended not to know before knitting girls and children. When all the children are born, even if the fairy objects, she dare not ask the queen mother to kill the children, right? Then they were symbolically punished, saying that they met on July 7 every year, but it was based on the time on the earth. One day in the sky and one year on the ground, that is to say, the Cowherd met the Weaver once a year, but the Weaver could see the Cowherd and the children every day. More importantly, the cowherd was suppressed for a year, and the weaver girl got married every day. It is said that it will rain on Tanabata. Where did you get so much water? Do you think it's really tears?

She opened a tea shop in front of the community. He will sit for a while every day to buy a cup of milk tea. He likes her. She knows that she is young and beautiful at this time, and there are many suitors. In her eyes, he is nothing. One day, when she was crossing the street, she was knocked down by a speeding car. She needs to be in a wheelchair all her life. Many suitors left one after another, but he never left, and finally they got married. Three years later, their house caught fire. He was badly burned to protect her, and his life was dying. When he died, he said to her: I'm sorry! She said: it doesn't matter! He said, I hired the driver who hit you so that you could stay with me. She said: I know, I lit the fire and I bought your insurance. . .

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I was chatting on my mobile phone when a stranger suddenly appeared: I like you. Do you have a girlfriend? Me: Sorry, I have a girlfriend. Stranger: No wonder you play mobile phone every day recently. I'm your father. Come back tonight and talk! Me: whoops! The next day, another stranger appeared: I like you. Do you have a girlfriend? Me: I don't have a girlfriend. Stranger: I am your girlfriend. I knew you didn't like me! Me: Sorry, dear. I thought my dad was playing me ... Stranger: So what your dad said is true. I'm your mother. Come back and talk at night. Me: ... ah!

My mature and beautiful aunt came to my house to play last night. After dinner, my wife suddenly said that the company had something to leave. After walking for a while, I was washing dishes in the kitchen. My sister-in-law came over wearing sexy pajamas and said shyly, "Brother-in-law, I can't turn on the hot water in the shower. Please help me ~". I had just entered the bathroom when she suddenly hugged me. "Brother-in-law, I have worshipped you for a long time. Have one while my sister is not at home ~ "Hum! At that time, I broke free from her and scolded angrily, "How could you do this? Are you worthy of your sister? " At this moment, the outside door opened and my wife came in with a smile. So they set this up. She didn't go to the company at all, and she has been hiding outside the door to eavesdrop ... Hum, she will doubt my sincerity! How can I be that kind of person? I have been in charge of washing dishes in the kitchen for so many years, and I don't know that I am missing a knife! A complete collection of funny long stories

Grandpa goat has a bumper harvest of cabbage. Please ask the little white rabbit and the little black rabbit for help. After harvesting the cabbage, Grandpa Goat gave two rabbits some cabbage, and the little black rabbit got the cabbage and left. The little white rabbit said, Grandpa, I don't want cabbage. Please send me some rapeseed. The next year, the white rabbit starved to death before the cabbage grew. The little black rabbit finished eating his own cabbage, just as the little white rabbit's cabbage was ripe, so he picked it up and fattened himself up.