How to send a humorous mood at work?

1. The current overtime is the debt owed when I skipped classes.

2. It's also said that God came to Malaysia for a trip, and even after work, he couldn't even leave work.

3. To go to school is to spend money, and to go to work is to spend money on days.

4. It's really hard to go to work when weeding at noon. If you have nothing to do, it's better to fight the landlord.

5. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 5 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, and I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

6. Although I am late for work every day, I get off work on time.