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Short QQ signature phrase: You pushed me away. Please remember not to ask me to come back.

You pushed me away. Please remember not to ask me to come back.

An honest enemy is better than a false friend.

Third, what you have to overcome is your vanity, your desire to show off, and what you have to deal with is your cleverness that you always want to rush out of the limelight.

Fourth, it is better to light candles than to curse the darkness. No one can give you light except yourself.

5. It's really much better to laugh more. At the very least, you can fool those who can't blame you and reassure those who really care about you.

6. Coax her into explaining when she is unreasonable. After all, she cares about you.

-"Do you dare to let me live an inch in the fourth rib of your left chest? ]

Seven, thank the people around me, whether true or not, have also cared about me.

Eight, love does not need a spare tire, only the last lover.

Love as plain as water is tasteless but at least transparent. ]

Ten, the warmth in the bed is more real than any warmth.

The expression doesn't suit my heart, and I can't guess. Do not mind

12. People who choose to laugh in difficulties are suffering in the most beautiful way.

Thirteen, be a happy person, so happy that others will feel happy when they see you.

Fifteen, many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in our minds.

Sixteen, how can two people who are so strong be together forever?

Maybe regret and youth are always tied together.

Eighteen, what is redundant, after the heart is cold, your hospitality.

Nineteen, you are seriously ill, clutching your lost heart and looking at your stupidity with a playful smile.

20. What I love and what I love are always different people.

When we are silent with each other, you will not understand my loss.

Twenty-two, I want to cherish but have a temper.

I think I should live a real life instead of being so timid.

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. No one can give you light except yourself.

I don't want to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

Twenty-six, keep the lost things in your heart, can't let go, and then, trap yourself.

Twenty-seven, who doesn't have two or three flowers full of emotion on the stem of memory?

Don't stay too long and then turn away.

Time has never stopped for anyone, just as love has never been calm. ]

How lucky I am to meet you.

Thirty-one, I will be scared of helpless dreams when I think about it, and I won't mention it to anyone.

32. Who do you want to be silent and eventually become a running dog?

Thirty-three, in others' mouths, you will never be yourself.

1. Nice to meet me, too.

Even if I forget the looks of my friends who have lived together, I will never forget this deep fetter in my soul.

I'll miss it, too, but I didn't say.

I think life is too simple, so all the mess is expected.

37. Life will always encounter the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

Say goodbye to all my wasted time and say sorry.

Thirty-nine, it's been a long time, even though all kinds of hardships, I still think you are the best.

If you meet the person you love the most, don't miss it.

Remember not to be too late, I'm waiting for you.

1, shed all your tears, and the rest should be strong.

2, firm belief, success is just around the corner.

You asked me to give up the whole world for you, and then you gave up on me.

If you want to live a happy life, you should know yourself and care about others.

Men are good at discovering the advantages of other people's wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

6. Just like you gave me a candy, I was very happy, but when I turned around, she had two!

Promise me that you will take good care of yourself and never leave me. We will always be in never say goodbye, OK? When I marry you, okay?

8. Falling leaves are the pursuit of the wind. Or the tree won't stay.

9. What's wrong with being sick? There is nothing wrong with money. There is no shortage of health. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

10, I always take jokes seriously, just because you said so.

1 1. There is silence in the middle of the night, and you can only hear your inner voice.

12. When you think I'm wrong, everything I say is wrong. So I chose silence.

13, I really want to end this helpless unrequited love and make it justified.

14, remember not to be too late, I am waiting for you/Su Ming/

15, so you naturally broke into my world, and the heart wall I worked so hard to build collapsed.

16, a hard blow in my heart, let everything go to zero in this loud noise.

17, parents miss their children like running water, which keeps flowing; And children miss their parents like the wind blows the leaves. When the wind blows, they move. If the wind doesn't blow, they won't move.

18 is the most spineless word in the world.

19, waiting, not to impress you, just to keep myself from leaving.

20. I want to say that when I like you, you also like me. I don't need anything else We are unique because of love.

2 1, please white your toothbrush first if you laugh at me.

22. I remember every word you said, every look back and every smile.

23. Meeting for the benefit will inevitably break up for the benefit.

24, worry about this thing, you cover your mouth, it will run out of your eyes.

25, don't stop me, I want to go to the earthquake relief! What? Midterm exam? What time is it now? You told me this? ! !

26, the girl is precious, the young woman is more expensive, and if you have a rich woman, you can throw both.

27. Love is not charity, not just charity.

28. A person can fail many times, but as long as he doesn't start blaming others, he is not a failure.

29. Although I seem to have reached the end of the road, I have gone through difficulties and obstacles.

30. If I can meet you before her, will the ending be different?

3 1, confession or being confessed is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the ending is not love, but friends.

Thank you for forgetting me so thoroughly and giving me an excuse to die.

Do you know what I do in America? I'm not even a waiter.

34. Pain is placed on the lowest grievances. Give it pain relief. Sadness covers up grievances, and finally everything is quietly hidden.

I can't imagine anything in my life that I want but can't get.

Don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing to that person.

37. Everything is just the past; Once upon a time, just a memory.

I don't want to think about it anymore. I am tired. I don't want to sing anymore. I cried.

39. The richest man doesn't own a golden hill, but owns something that a golden hill can't buy.

40. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

4 1. Youth is the most extravagant luxury, because people who own it don't care at all.

Don't rush the years, I won't push what should come.

1, somewhere there is a person who holds the key to your heart.

2. Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

I seldom take anything to heart, and I am still calm in case of unexpected events. It's just that every time I meet someone I like, I will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, belittle myself as worthless, and reach out and borrow character from others.

I am thinking that life is precious, maybe it is not one wonderful and gorgeous tourist destination after another that we have been to, but you stayed with me during the lonely, boring and unstoppable time of the journey.

I am nothing special, just an ordinary person with ordinary ideas and living an ordinary life. No one will write a book or praise me, and my name will soon be forgotten. But I am more successful than anyone: I love someone wholeheartedly, which is enough for me.

6. Everyone has his own way, and every way is correct. Now there are nearly 6 billion people, and there are 6 billion correct roads. People's misfortune is that they don't want to go their own way, but they always want to go someone else's way.

7. Should I get you back wholeheartedly, or should I smile and turn around and be smart from now on? In fact, I have been thinking about this problem, thinking that maybe after turning around, we will really grow up.

What I want to say is: as long as you really love each other, even if it is an hour a day, you should not make a clean break. Maybe you will not love me in the future, maybe you will leave me, but I will always be responsible for you, that is, all your sufferings will always be mine. I think I love you. From now on, I can't be indifferent to you at any time. Wang xiaobo

9. Holding hands and looking at our eyes, we started our mental journey. Tagore

10, I hope there is a car ahead for me to follow when I get lost; When it is cold, there is a bed and an electric blanket; When you have diarrhea, you are not far from home; You can sleep for a long time when you are sleepy; When you don't know what to say, you will look at me gently and laugh at my inexpressibility; When you are not cute, enough is enough; When I am lonely, I know you love me.

1 1, I laugh, I love, I hope, I work hard, I get hurt, I need, I'm afraid, I cry, I know that you have experienced the same thing, so we are really no different, you and me.

12, it's hard to love someone well. You should care about his warmth and coldness, his safety, his advance and retreat, his joys and sorrows. So, have you thought about it before choosing to love him? No matter how rich you are, you must never give up; No matter how many temptations and traps there are, we can't be biased. Holding hands is God's arrangement, and the road depends on yourself. Holding hands is eternal.

13, I need to hold your hand and tell you what is forever.

14, the biggest adventure in this world is to fall in love with someone. Because you never know what you will get if you devote yourself wholeheartedly. It's like a roulette game. You know you may lose, but you can't help but want to join in. In fact, what you really need is not to win the bet, but someone who can make you stop. Because the person who finally conquers you will make you lose the ability to love others.

15, the best thing I have ever done is to observe the four seasons and meet you.

16, don't love easily, let alone hate easily, let yourself live more easily, and let youth leave more handsome marks. You are happy because you are simple and charming, because you have a tolerant heart. Wang Guozhen's Youth.

17, understand one thing and grow up. See one thing clearly and begin to understand. See through one thing, reason. See through one thing, mature. Seeing through one thing is the ending. Look down on something and put it down.

18. Later, I found that you are a reflection in my heart, so light and shallow that I can still remember it at some time. But this has nothing to do with the real you.

19, A Xin said born to love. Shui Mu Nianhua said: I have two lives, once I was born and once I met you.

20. Don't rush the years. I won't push what should come. Don't rush the years, I won't chase those who go far.

Bian Xiao: One of the most special weaknesses of human nature is to care about what others think of you, so as to save your marriage and keep it going. Bian Xiao: Time is not to make people forget the pain, but to get used to it. You told me to get out, I got out, and you begged me to come back. Sorry, I walked away.

1. I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice.

2. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

3. What do women want? Isn't the answer simple? No matter what she seems to want, she only wants two things: a lot of love and a lot of security.

4. Those people who have missed are all former people; Those things, no matter how beautiful, are all in the past.

In addition to stagnant water, there is also the sky. Fragility, in addition to glass, but also people's hearts.

6. Instead of dwelling on the past and worrying about the future, it is better to grasp the present. The past is a dream, the future is a shadow, and now is the real life.

7. No relationship is perfect. We are all emotional tailors, sewing.

8. Send a batch, send another batch, fate; Teaching every year, thank you. Horizontal criticism: Happy holidays

9. When you are ashamed, you have the initial virtue.

10. When the hero is angry, it is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman asks for money with a smile.

1 1. I think I am still not mature enough to control my impetuous heart calmly.

12. In the eyes of adults, playing with a computer for one minute will make them blind, but watching it for 24 hours will not make them blind.

13. Sometimes I feel really useless, so I have to comfort myself, at least spit out carbon dioxide for plants.

14. After meeting you, my happiness and sadness became so obvious.

15. Love is as little as money in a passbook, but loneliness and desire keep raising interest rates automatically like loans.

16. I lamented that my acting skills were good. Even though my heart was shaking badly, my expression was perfect without any waves.

17. Find less reasons for failure and more ways to succeed. Most people want to change the world, but they don't know how to start from small things at once.

18. You told me to get out, I got out, and you begged me to come back. Sorry, I walked away.

19. How can I return to the place I want to go halfway?

20. How much thought and pain does a head the size of a football have to bear?