Crosstalk script

Crosstalk script A: Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night, my dream! It's strange that I dreamed of my five senses from?

B: Yo! Head.

A: Ah.

B: Ha ha! Ha ha!

A: Hello, hello!

Do you still know me?

A: I dare not admit it! What's your name, please

B: My last name is Yan.

A: What's your last name? Last name?

B: Eyes.

A: Does Bai Jia have your surname?

B: The first one is.

A: Which sentence?

B: Zhao qiansun? Eyes? .

A: I have never heard of it! Zhao Gan Sun? Eyes? Qiansun Zhao Li!

B: Ah, Zhou Wuzheng? Eyes? !

A: Zhou Wuwang.

Feng? Eyes? .

Don't you know? Hey? La! Aren't you scared? Hey? Blind?

No, me?

What's your name?

My name is Eye.

A: Eyes?

B: Hey, that's right!

Hey, do you think this man has a vision? Huh?

B: Then what's your character's name?

A: Don't touch it!

No, I was just asking.

A: It's damaged. Where can I match this part?

B: What's your name?

These are my eyes.

I am your eyes.

You are my eyes?

B: Right, right, right.

My eyes look like hairtail? What are you doing here?

I haven't seen you for days. I miss you so much that I will come to see you.

A: ouch! Thank you. Please find a place to sit down and watch.

Ah, sit down and watch.

I will continue my dream.

Captain: Yo-ho! There you are.

A: Why is there another one?

C: Hello! Do you still know me?

You asked me the same question? I dare not admit it.

C: Oh, it was really the flood that washed away the Longwang Temple, and the family didn't recognize it!

A: What is your name, please?

C: My last name is Nose.

Ah, last name? Why are all these surnames so awkward? Nose, do you have a surname in Baijia?

C: Yes.

A: Which sentence?

Zhao qiansun? Nose? .

A: Go! Never heard of it! Zhao Gan Sun? Eyes? ! Ahem! ? Sun Yan? He said it! What's your name?

C: I, my name is nose.

A: Nose.

C: Ah, I'm your nose.

A: It's broken! My nose also fell off. What are you doing here?

C: I haven't seen you for days. I miss you so much. Let me smell you.

A: Smell me! Let's go, let's go. Stop smelling it! Sit there, sit there.

C: Hey, haha.

A: My dream!

D: yo-ho!

A: Why is there another one? Hello, hello!

D: here you are. Do you still know me?

Why are you asking me these questions? I dare not admit it!

D: Are there really windows on the roof? No one will admit it!

Who is this, please?

D: I'm your ear!

A: My ears are here, too.

D: come down!

Yo, what are you doing here?

D: I haven't seen you for days. I miss you. I'm here to listen to you.

Listen to me? You sit here and listen! This dream of mine,

Einstein: Yo-ho! There you are.

A: Ah.

Do you still know me?

E: Hey! Why is this guy so energetic?

I know you. Aren't you Zhao Yan?

E: Ah! No? Where is my Zhao Yan?

Aren't you Zhao Yan?

E: Take another look.

How do you think? I don't know.

What happened to your eyes?

A: My eyes are resting there!

My name is drunk.

A: What's your last name? What's your name?

E: Shut up!

Your name is Zuzui?

E: Never heard of it!

A: Mouth?

E: What a pity! My last name is mouth, my name is mouth, my full name is mouth, and I am your mouth.

A: Oh! Are you my mouth?

E: Not bad.

A: I have a rich mouth.

E: What a big mouth!

What are you doing here?

E: I haven't seen you for days. I miss you. I want to bite you.

A: Huh? You treat me like a sheep's head?

E: make out!

Is it that close? What are your five senses doing here?

E: I won't congratulate you!

C: here you are. Congratulations!

Congratulations on your achievements!

Congratulations on your honor.

What honor do I have? Do you congratulate me so much?

C: Huh? Don't you get it?

A: What's the matter?

C: Not long ago, you were rated as a top comedian.

A: ah, that's right.

H: hey!

D: I heard you!

What did you hear?

D: You won such a big prize.

Look at my ears.

B: There are so many bonuses.

Did you get a look at him?

B: At 3: 30 in the evening, you should stop counting.

A: Who counted it?

E: No, the point is that you have this honor. We want to ask: how did you get this honor?

H: hey.

A: It's still my mouth that can talk. How did you get this honor?

H: ah.

A: The correct leadership of superiors, the support of peers, the enthusiastic help of the audience, and my personal efforts.

What about me?

C: What about me?

What about me?

E: what about me?

A: It's broken! This is not enough honor. We'll get four points. What's in your way!

H: huh?

C: Ungrateful.

D: kick down the ladder!

B: beat the monk after reading the scriptures.

E: scold the cook when you are full.

Where there is so much nonsense! ：

C: I can tell you, brain! Your great honor has a lot to do with the functions of our five senses.

A: The five senses have their own functions.

C: Then tell me, who is more effective?

D: Who is the head of the five senses?

B: Who should make the first payment?

E: Who will get the first bonus?

A: How do you suggest I answer this question? These five senses are all over my head and are an organic whole! Who comes first? Who got the first bonus? I can't see the difference!

C: Nonsense!

How presumptuous!

B: It's unreasonable!

E: Yes!

C: Boss! I can tell you that you became the number one comedian because of my nose.

What does this have to do with your nose?

C: How apt!

Tell me!

C: think about it. My nose is the only breathing organ in your head. It breathes and inhales more than ten thousand times a day. If I don't work one day, you won't be able to stand it.

A: Yes! Your nose is responsible for ventilation. Why don't you work?

C: Not during the day, nor at night.

What happened at night?

Your father fell asleep in bed.

A: Have a rest!

C: Your eyes are closed! Your mouth is shut! My ears are resting!

A: That's right.

C: Oh, just let my nose work the night shift alone? The factory says three shifts! Even if you let me rest for an eighth.

A: After a rest, I'll go into shock. Can we take a break?

Besides, since you are so old, when have you ever left my nose?

A that's true. I have this thing since I was born, and it is original.

Besides, my nose is still the olfactory organ on your head.

What do you call a sense of smell?

C: Well, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant and what is smelly.

A needs my nose to smell.

C hey. Without my nose.

Answer?

C said rudely, you? Hungry!

How about a?

C, you go to the bathroom

One, go back. What am I doing there?

Can't you smell it?

Ok, ok, your nose is very important!

C is very important. Then I have to ask you: since my nose is so important, why didn't you mention the contribution of my nose when you spoke at the comedian's award ceremony?

A Then how can I mention it? What I think is: comrades! My nose is the main reason for judging me as a comedian. You don't have to give me a banner, just hang it on my nose? Can I hang this thing?

Anyway, you must reconsider the treatment of my nose.

A: The nose is very important.

B: Nonsense!

Hey, what's wrong with you!

B: What's the matter? His nose is important, but my eyes are not?

I didn't mean that.

My eyes are more important than my nose.

A: Why?

B: Your intelligence can only be reflected in me.

Oh, yes! People say so. Ma Ji is very clever, isn't he? So smart, smart in those watery? Small eyes are open.

B: You use me to communicate with the audience, and you use me to express your emotions. Excuse me, can you learn culture and knowledge without my eyes? Can you express your feelings without my eyes? Hmm? Can you see the world without my eyes? Hmm? Without me

Eyes? Hmm!

A: What's the matter?

B: That's it. I have to worry about your marriage.

A: Are these eyes worried about my marriage? What happened?

B: What's the matter? When you two first met, didn't I make eyes at her? Boss! I also tell you that I have seen everything you have done from falling in love to getting married.

Look at my evil eyes.

B: If you don't treat me better, I'll tell you everything. Comrades, I said it for the first time today.

A: No! Your eyes are very important. I can't live without you.

B: By the way, who will show you the way after work every day?

A: Yes, I can't live without these eyes.

B: Exactly!

C: Never mind, never mind! You can still go home without eyes.

No, how can I find my way without eyes?

C: Hey, use my nose and go back when you smell it!

I have a dog nose? Does it make sense?

B: No, no! Don't you know? Be good to me, and I will definitely repay you.

A: How can I get a reward?

B: If you do something bad in the future, I'll turn a blind eye.

Did I do something bad?

My eyes are important.

D: nonsense!

What's the matter with you?

D: I heard everything just now!

Yes, you thief. What can't you hear?

What do you mean, eyes are important? Is my ear dispensable?

A: I didn't say that.

D: My ears are the information organization on your head.

A: Information institutions?

With my ears, I can send you messages, but without my ears? Can you hear what music is? What is singing? What is singing opera? Woof! Woof! Woof! ? What is this?

A: I can hear that!

D: what's this?

This is a dog barking.

Ding: Yes, without my ears, do you think your uncle is singing?

A: Go! How can you talk?

D: When I was growing up, what was left in my ears after listening to reports, lectures, lectures and music?

Hey hey! Right, right! Ears are very important.

D: forget it. Even when you were in love, you never left my ear.

Why did you bring this up? What do I have to do with your ears?

D: yo! You always kiss each other and reveal your love to each other. What do you depend on?

By what? It was expressed by that mouth.

What did you say?

A: I didn't hear it.

D: exactly! With my sensitive ears, you will hear clearly.

What do you mean?

D: she said! Look out, my love is in the back!

A: Huh? Does it make sense? Is my third party involved?

D: I listen to you anyway.

Well, my ears are good for me.

D: and you?

A: Me?

You treat us like three, six, nine, etc. How do you treat them?

A: No discrimination!

D: equal treatment? You like eyes, give him a color change mirror and let him boast!

Is that a boast? Wear glasses to protect your eyesight.

You put a mask on your nose and mouth.

A: Yes, talk about hygiene.

D: Put a scarf around your neck.

Yes, pay attention to your voice.

Put a hat on your head.

A: You look energetic in a hat.

What did you buy for my ears?

A: Well, I really haven't bought anything for this ear.

D: It doesn't matter if you don't buy it, but you shouldn't put a mask strap and glasses legs all over my ears.

A: You said that he still felt wronged for such a trivial matter.

D: wronged! There is one thing you are most sorry for me.

A: Oh? What's the matter with you?

D: Our ears are already very close. You must let us live apart for a long time!

A: That? Put your ears aside, it's not a business!

D: don't worry. You have to be clear, right?

C: Stop crying! Endless. Why are you crying?

He was wronged. What's bothering you?

C: I don't care what he wronged me. You let everyone see, so soon, he pulled my nose red!

A: Stop it! I am not happy!

Do you think my ears are important?

A: Important! I can't live without you.

E: Nonsense!

A: What's the matter?

E: I didn't say you, I said him! I heard everything he said.

I heard you.

E: What a pity!

A: That's right.

E: They call it honor. It doesn't make sense. We are a whole.

A: That's right.

E: Your brain has honor, and everyone has a share.

Look how well I speak!

How can I win honor for myself? People who really have merit never strive for merit.

A: Those who make meritorious deeds do not strive for meritorious deeds!

When do you think I argued?

A: Are you fighting for it now?

E: Haha, do I have to argue?

Do you agree?

E: What am I?

You're talking!

My mouth is the most important thing to you.

What is so important?

E: Without my mouth, I'll listen to cross talk. Say it!

Where can I tell you?

E: Still! How's my mouth?

A: Yes, yes.

E: You have to rely on my mouth to smoke.

Answer: Listen with your ears. Can you go in?

E: You have to drink some wine from my mouth.

A: Yes, yes.

E: You have to rely on my mouth to eat some food.

A: It all depends on the mouth!

You must rely on my mouth to lie.

A: Huh? Did I lie?

E: My mouth is very important anyway.

A: Mouth is really important.

E: At the comedian judging meeting, the judges made it very clear.

What did you say?/Sorry?

E: To say that you have a glib tongue is to praise my good mouth.

A: Yes, yes.

E: It is also a compliment to my mouth to say that you enunciate clearly.

A: It's the same mouth.

E: It is also a compliment to say that you are slippery.

A: That's right.

E: Stop it. Even when I was dating my lover, I never left my mouth.

Why did you bring this up?

E: how fresh is it? Don't you use my mouth when talking to your lover?

A: Yes, yes.

E: Can't you whisper something to your lover with my mouth?

A: Yes, use your mouth!

E: You can express your feelings to your lover, so don't use my mouth?

A: Is that right? Use your mouth.

You made out with your lover?

A: No? Stop it! Be kind.

How's my mouth?

A: Yes, that's right. I can't live without your mouth.

C: I quit!

D: Me, please take home leave!

B: me, transfer!

A: What's the matter? What's going on now?

What do you think of my nose after I work hard? Huh? Your head is tilted, and you face that mouth.

Why am I on his side?

C: Hey! Get something delicious, delicious, chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda, cream popsicles, and you put them in that mouth!

I put it in your nose. Can you digest?

E: OK! Nose. No matter how delicious he is, I haven't even touched my mouth. Let you smell it first! Aren't you satisfied?

C: Huh? Let me smell it first. Why are you salivating there?

E: Nonsense! If you want to catch a cold or catch a cold, I have to put up with these pants for you.

B: Stop it! You two are delicious and spicy, and my eyes are greedy. What is wrong with me?

D: yes! I don't see it yet.

A: All right! There's nothing between you two, here.

C: All the good things are in my mouth!

E: OK! You just saw me eat spicy food and drink spicy food! Which of you has disaster, illness, pain, wine and medicine, and it's all in my mouth? what did i say?

D: Yes, this earring is still stuck in my ear!

E: Yes! It hurts your ears, and I have to smile bitterly.

Yes, when you laugh, I have to squeeze out tears.

C: Then my nose hurts. Who did I piss off?

E: Not bad.

C: Let me ask you, why did you hit my nose with that cigarette when you were smoking?

E: Nonsense! You are already addicted to cigarettes, and I didn't ask you for money for cigarettes.

C: I charge for cigarettes?

E: Ah.

C: I haven't asked you for the road maintenance fee.

B: Yes.

E: Come on, Eye, you are good! They bought you a 20-inch color TV. Who can see it?

D: well said! Great!

E: And your ears. The stereo they spent thousands of dollars on is yours. Are we sure we can hear you?

A: Yes, yes.

C: Look, everything is fine.

E: The most irritating thing is your nose. You are really good!

C: What's wrong with me?

E: You stand in the middle and we are all around you. You are not satisfied. If you catch a cold today, catch a cold tomorrow, or get sinusitis the next day, you will be lazy with his hands, and all your snot will flow into my mouth. You can treat me like a spittoon!

C: I'll ask you again!

E: Ask what?

C: Illness comes from the mouth, and misfortune comes from the mouth. Is it the fault of the mouth?

This is your fault.

E: What about your dull nose?

A: That's right.

D: It's your glib mouth.

E: OK! Ears! You only listen to one thing and don't listen to another. That's your problem.

B: Who are you talking about because of fog and rumors?

E: Your eyes are very good! Then you got the pink eye in the society.