Satire and jealousy

When you look down on others, look at yourself first, and then give it to everyone!

1. After all, this is not a society that everyone loves. You'd better restrain yourself.

I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

5. There is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.

6. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

8. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

9. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

10. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan!

1 1. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.

12. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!

13. When you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads. #, this article comes from

14. Little people are shameless and value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things. 15. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

16. Please respect yourself.

17. I don't remember my worry, but I usually report it on the spot.

18. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

19. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! #, this article comes from

20. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

2 1. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

22. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

23. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

25. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

26. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you accept it?

27. The villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the rear. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger. 28. Everyone is a gentleman, and people are not villains; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts.

29. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. #, this article comes from

30. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

3 1. The person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

32. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

33. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is nothing in the scales. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

34. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

35. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

When you look down on others, look at yourself first. I hope you like it!